Death and Destruction .

duelpersonality:

What’s the most common irreparable linguistic shift you experience from attending Hellsite U?

It fuken wimdy

I’m going to get a good grade in _____

Me, an intellectual

You’re telling me a _____ fried this rice?

_____, my beloved.

Don’t quote the deep magic to me, witch.

Other (add in tags)

csny:

queer-as-city-folk:

Hope for the democratic party?

bellobambino:

dwm-official:

ohcaptains:

ytpreviews:

louisegluckpdf:

they won’t tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with “girl what the hell are you talking about”

It’s not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

dovesndecay:

yesornopolls:

Joe Rogan compares Trump's ICE to Hitler's Gestapo: 'Is that what we've come to?'

Podcast host Joe Rogan noted that there were similarities between the Nazi Gestapo and President Donald Trump's use of Immigration and Custo

Raw Story

thisisforeddie:

shinhati:

you can’t even say “get a job” to people anymore because the market is so bad they’ll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months

feyosha:

rumplefuckingstiltzkin:

cafffine:

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

thepromiscuousfinger:

by Colson Woodard

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.

What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.

Slate Magazine

ICE recruitment: How I got a job with the anti-immigrant police.

archive.ph

Archived unpaywalled version. She even failed the drug test (she’d smoked weed in the days beforehand) and still got hired!