I froze Jeff Kent in the crystal can you help me get him out

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

boss… youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

its popping at the monastery

no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around

a guitar is a type of girl you hold gently in your arms

does anyone know if we have to feel really guilty tomorrow

old people love when you end the whole universe

weve spent 20 years trying to perfect “no dishes soup”. the stovetop is a mess

eating all the leaves im our yard. theres gotta be a better way