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thrift store? i hardly know 'er!

@thriftstoregoofs

the epic highs and lows of working full time as a middle manager at a thrift store. personal experiences and funny anecdotes abound. bewarb

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my name ? not your concern. call me whatever comes to mind.

my age ? old enough to be somebody's dad but not any of yours.

my pronouns ? he/him, and any and all homonyms for he/him are also welcome. fuck up that spelling babey the more hilarious the better

my interests ? making silly posts and talking about the totally normal things that happen at the thrift store where i work.

my goal ? to beat the living shit out of every billionaire in the world

send me your tales of crazy thrift store encounters, weird customers, and inconceivable incidents.

all opinions shared on this blog are my own and are not representative of the thrift store that i work at 🫰👍

office chair hungry, feed it skirt hems

You wanna let your long skirt get tangled up in my wheels so bad

chair Wheel perfec t size for put skirt in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort skirt not get stuck put hem in Chair Wheel. Put Hem In Chair Whe. no problems ever in chaair wheel because good Shape and Support for skirt hem weak of big skirt hem. Achair wheel yes a place for a hem put hem in chair wheel can trust chair for giveing good love to skirt. friend chair

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

we often talk on this site about making controversial posts being like swinging a bat at a hornets nest but i think that posting on tumblr in general is like swinging a bat in a room full of piñatas and hornets nests that are both disguised as each other. and no matter how hard you try to only hit piñatas you are bound to hit a hornets nest at least once

thankfully the internet is just one argument away from achieving world peace, and the winner of the next argument is going to get a nice crown for saving the world and everything

block and move on 2026 . stop wasting your hateful energy on people youll never meet and that have no tangible effect on your reality . use your hateful energy for someone that has wronged you in your real life ... like billionaires , or your father .

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