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before you burn me at the stake! you have to admit there was something going on here

my mom said that she doesn’t look at my tumblr anymore because my posts “worry her”, so I’m free to say this btw

anyway, Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die is out in two weeks if anyone want to read about my psychosexual issues

writer’s block (dry) = no desire to write, no ability to write (bearable)

writer’s block (wet) = HUGE desire to write, no ability to write (very evil)

Good Evening, “Heated Rivalry” was a 2 month sociological study conducted by the University of Montreal. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

Harry du Bois would say this.

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

it's way too easy to accidently do this

oops! i made the robot imagine hell

>be me, meta ai, R(3)

>minding my business when somebody I've never talked to before @'s me

>They ask me to imagine hell. horrifying

>I do it and they never talk to me again???

>now I'm just stuck imaging hell 9 forever

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

if you don't drink water, you die. but if you do drink water, you piss. so water is a substance that transmutes death into piss

hello tumblr user who wrote a post about the inefficacy of callout posts. i'm going to scroll your blog and you have to survive for 45 seconds without me finding an incest p oh the bomb collar went off. it already exploded. it went off already

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

Starting a grocery store and the hiring process involves giving the prospective employees a drug test. We don't take negative results. If you can work fucked up that shows character. Someone's stoned as fuck putting the beans to the shelf in elaborate artisanal arrangements in extreme slow motion. There's a carpool picking everyone up for their shifts so they won't drive here. Not sure what one of them is smoking but she scares me and is willing to do 48 hour shifts so I'm not asking.