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Sounds hot

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

this really does live rent free in my head

they would absolutely let out a thick plap when smacked

i feel like a child

Chell taking a rip out of her portable turret bong

there's no such thing as 'physically possible sex'. you can't have sex. it's not possible. because sex isn't real.

so like is anyone else seeing what's happening on the dilbert website right now

reblog to bap prev with your paw

sex is not real. you can't do it.

started gagging on my dentist’s fingers and she laughed and called me a virgin :/

is your dentists taking new patients right now

idk I can’t see her calendar from the cage she keeps me in :/

"he died for our wins" - 2024, LIDL Oil paint on LIDL canvas

If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.