ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood

Theres the lil thang

Ilya: I’m worthless. I’m worthless and unlovable. My father was right about me. I’m nothing to no one. I can’t have this. I— what are you doing

Shane, so horny he can’t see straight: cjan I ttouch. Can itouch. Your. Ycan I. Please.

this was their last kiss before the "we didn't even kiss" scene in vegas. girl i would have been devastated too.

[hayden voice] go get laid, weirdo.

joke shamelessly stolen from this post:

fingers in his mouth friday‼️

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

happy holidays all. I won’t be silent about what i saw today, December 8 at 10:06am on I-74 West.

*bravely* i think more things should be about women

As always here, this is talking about the actual disorder OCD, not the “I’m so quirky and organized! I like things to be clean!” traits that sometimes get jokingly called OCD.

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January

pigeon :)