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My name is R.J. Steen

  • and this is my new Goosepimples book, Shit Yourself and Die. 

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    Bug sidewalk

  • as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

  • digital painting depicting knight oc Wreg. He's standing somberly and puring milk over himself from a leather water skin. The milk has soaked his hair and bodyhair into curls. He's gripping a red belt strap in his other hand. Illustrative, medieval manuscript inspired golden snakes surround him to drink the dripping milk.ALT
    Linoprint of a knight bust. Sallet helmet’s visor is up and the knight has a s skull for face. There are black stars and thorny vine around him.ALT
    Digital painting of knight oc Wreg. He is shirtless, flushed, and tears stream down his face and torso. His other eye is slightly open, looking up to something out of frame. He's draped in heavy green velvet Cloak that is embroidered with starts, sequin and knights in various state of undress. Behind the cloak is a lace with knights, animals and flowers. Someone is behind the lace, pressing his fingers into it.ALT
    digital painting of knight oc Wreg unbuckling another knight's cuisses. He looking up at the other knight, whose face is not visible, and cries silently. The other knight is gripping into a bright red curtain, pulling it to hide them from a passerby knight.ALT

    ...and just like that, it's my birthday! Here's couple of my fave pieces from previous years!

    oh who left these links lying around here
    other socials
    print shop

  • "I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

  • "I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

  • Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

  • The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

  • You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

  • [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

  • everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone

  • could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did i enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would i watch more of his character? also no

    image of james hurley from twin peaksALT
  • Teller was tugging on Penn’s jacket and wanted a hug but Penn swatted him away like the fucking ogre he is

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    I love people discovering one of my all time faves.

  • well, what i was getting at was really more like you should get out of the house more, socialize, meet people, these are all proven ways to deal with depression, try to distract yourself with fun activities, i get this is what you work as but there is a difference between performing and watching someone else perform, my point is, surely there are other clowns in town mr pagliacci

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    mini risograph prints and 8.5"x11" risograph prints available in my shop now! :3c

  • I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

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