Posted 1 week ago

sneepsnorp3d:

sneepsnorp3d:

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there’s Seagull Mischief afoot….

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irl Creature btw

Posted 1 week ago
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megafaunaofficial:

never ceases to amaze me that you can make $200k a year doing a fake email job but people who take care of animals and old people make maybe $2 above minimum wage. sick society

Posted 2 weeks ago
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phantomarine:

allidrawscomics:

alivehouse:

alivehouse:

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

A tree farm, in which many trees are evenly spaced in row after row, all of equal size and shape. There is absolutely no vegetation on the ground surrounding them.ALT

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

Y'all this is a tree farm. You harvest trees from a place like this so that actual forests get left alone. This is the far side of some redneck’s lot, not wilderness. It’s not supposed to look natural. There’s no need to be scared.

PANDO HOWEVER

Pando is worth fearing

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Posted 2 weeks ago

lichen-bones:

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a stinky friend…

Posted 2 weeks ago
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bebx:

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

Posted 2 weeks ago

amuseoffyre:

outrageousring5655:

angie-words:

letmetakeastabatit:

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holymagdalenes:

“There’s no hope for the future.” And that’s how they felt during the Atomic Age, during the World Wars, during the Enlightenment Revolutions, during thr plagues, during the Viking raids, during the fall of Rome.

Yet, we persisted.

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CS Lewis had something to say about this

Been feeling a bit hopeless of late. Wasn’t expecting to stumble across a quote that would fundamentally alter my perspective and make me cry during my lunch break but here we are

This is an excellent sentiment.

Nevertheless, we persisted :)

Posted 2 weeks ago

frengerino:

frengerino:

whenever i’m trying to talk myself out of buying something i don’t need i always hear my old russian professor’s voice echoing in my head: “WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?” and then i make an unwise financial decision

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i’m so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

Posted 2 weeks ago

mrshamill:

blignick:

that’s not a cat, that’s a mountain lion!

Is that TWO OR MORE extra thumbs on that glorious boy?!?!? <3 <3

Posted 2 weeks ago

formaldehydedoesstuff:

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themythicalcodfish:

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Gonna make one hundred soups this year. Starting off with kapustnyak, carrot soup, chickpea soup, and parsnip soup.

4% complete.

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8% complete baybeee. This may end up being a long post. Hope you like the colour of the soup.

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Can’t stop won’t stop. 15 soups so far.

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Slowed down for a minute because vet bills ate up my grocery budget but made it to 20%, baybEEEE.

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Whoops I slowed down but BAM, 25%. I’m gonna make a comeback baybeeEEEE.

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Four new BEAN BASED SOUPS, the first one trailblazing because it was a taco soup recipe courtesy of @alex-of-1000-dumbasseries. 61 IN THE BAG, 39 TO GO.

I am also linking my soup planning doc because I can, and it’s easier than tagging all of them individually.

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Have I lost all my followers yet? NOT YET. Time for more soups. I’m up to 70 now.

OP this is a gorgeous post and I’m so proud of you

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Thank you, I will take these codfish words to my grave. Also, I have achieved 8 more, putting me at 77 soups. How is 70 plus 9 photos 77? I’m glad you asked.

Earlier, I forgot to include a photo of my cock-a-leekie-soup (#57) - pictured above as the first one of this set - and also I MADE TARATOR TWICE by accident so I’ve struck one from the record since I’m trying to make 100 soups here, not 99 and one twice.

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A new bowl approaches. Bought myself some soup bowls from the 70s with goofy little geese on them for my own birthday (though I did not get them in time for my miyeok-guk), because what else is free will for. This puts me at 86. I JUST MIGHT MAKE IT? SOMEHOW?

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A COLOURFUL BATCH featuring another Certified Tumblr Soup because people kept recommending Yeto’s Soup, and they were right.

How am I at 92? ALL MY LIFE I’VE BEEN A QUITTER.

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100/100!

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Posted 2 weeks ago

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

magnusttsisgay-official:

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

magnusttsisgay-official:

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

magnusttsisgay-official:

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

magnusttsisgay-official:

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that “dyke” meant “badass” because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes

the way I learned that it was actually a word people use for lesbians, and many people find it offensive, was when my teacher was wearing a leather jacket that I thought looked really cool, and you’ll never guess what I said.

and this is why homophobia needs to die in a fire.

I mean I’m also opposed to homophobia but I’m not sure why me misunderstanding the meaning of a slur when I was 10 is a reason homophobia is bad.

I’m pretty sure your parents were homophobic.

yeah my moms are homophobic AF 💯💯💯

as in plural?

come on

A S I N P L U R A L ?

are you fucking with me

Posted 2 weeks ago

elodieunderglass:

elf-kid2:

great-and-small:

great-and-small:

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I am constantly thinking about this

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

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Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

@elodieunderglass

amazing mouse, how sweet the sound