peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi
January 14, 2026 - An ICE agent angered by a snowball goes in hot pursuit of an antifascist local in Minnesota.
I have good news, the great people of Minnesota have started using buckets of water to create large slippery patches in their neighborhoods as a further deterrent to federal agents terrorists.
It is currently 32 degrees fahrenheit and supposed to drop to 11 degrees fahrenheit over the coming weekend.
live up to your names pigs
Hang on was that a camera flash or was that a reckless discharge within city limits
Negligent discharge, but yes.
so many people in my notes saying stuff to the effect of "we need another space race so countries start investing in space exploration again" and like. no we absolutely do not. the space race was barely about space exploration to begin with.
Fell a little bit for the transfemfluencers on tiktok but am fully losing my mind now seeing these girls push those handheld IPL hair removal things to other transfems. Girls, take it from a girl who tried, they do not fucking work. At all. I tried for months with literally no results whatsoever and I've heard the same thing from everyone else whos used one
You can absolutely get lasting hair removal but you have to go to an actual laser or electrolysis place cause theyre using big ass high tech machines that cost thousands of dollars that actually work. I know a lot of girls who swear by electrolysis but personally I got laser and noticed amazing results in just a few months and full removal after about 2 years
I only shave once every few months now just to get rid of the invisible peach fuzz that even most cis women have but even when i dont shave it I never get misgendered. I dont say all this to discourage you, just hoping to spare other girls the anguish of being scammed and encouraging you to save your money and go to a place that will actually get you results instead. Its so so so worth it
Tip: the Catgirl Princess is a kind of Pet you can freely Use
Tip: you can give her Sushi and in return she will give you a Sloppy Pawjob
thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them
a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh
Yeah thats why planes sleep in hangars.
Whatever, have a fairy soaked in sweat with bad posture and sick sideboob
we've got a life to love living.
advice that has literally saved and improved my life
According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.
Not enough dominant girls in muzzles out there.
Guess I'll be the change I want to see in the world.
Imagine for a moment that you're my prey and I'm muzzled. The cold steel pressed into your neck, my hot breath and drool leaking onto you, my claws digging into your skin while growling next to your ear and I'm burying my knot into you~
Big sister who can’t keep her hands off you, no matter where you are or who’s around. Forcing you into the window seat on the bus and putting her hand on your knee. Slowly sliding it up your thigh, you do your best not to react, it only encourages her. Plus you don’t want to draw attention to yourself. She works her way up slowly, head forward, not even paying attention to you. Until she’s under your skirt, you know better than to fight, she’s much stronger than you anyhow, and she knows how to make it hurt. She slides her fingers between your legs, you stifle a gasp as, with one fluid motion, she slides your panties to the side, and her fingers inside you. You bite down hard on your lip, usually she starts with one, to warm you up. But you guess that she’s tired of you grey rocking her and wants to remind you who’s in charge, who you belong to. You do your best not to tremble as she begins to curl her fingers inside you, she knows just where your G spot is, finding it with ease. You can’t fault her for that at least, she does know your body, even if you wished she didn’t. She doesn’t start slow, she never does, but today she seems especially vigorous. Frustrated with you perhaps? At your refusal to acknowledge her, to acknowledge your goddess. She continues her assault, switching between curling her fingers inside you while thumbing at your clit, and finger fucking you as hard as she can at the angle she’s at. She brings you to the edge a few times, but never lets you finish, wanting to get you nice and needy, so you’ll beg like the good dog she knows you are. This continues for quite a while until someone comes and sits down across the aisle from you two, you tense and hope that this intrusion will make her rethink her current position, but if anything, feeling your walls clench around her fingers, has just sealed your fate. She strikes up conversation with the woman across the way, another butch, a bit older than both of you. She compliments her battle jacket, pointing out some local bands she likes and gets the older woman talking. She’s surprised at how many of the bands your sister knows, ‘quite a few are before your time’ she says with a small chuckle. The two of them become fast friends, your sister continues her rhythmic assault between your thighs. Things are getting hazy now, you’ve held on as long as you can, but with this other woman across the way, and how much you tightened up, and just how hard your sister is going, and in all the right places you can’t help but... You keel over and bite down on your hand, shock waves radiate out from your sisters fingers, still working their way inside you. You bite down hard, nearly breaking skin, as a half moan is still able to work its way out between your teeth and the taught flesh. ‘The hell was that about?’ The older woman asks, amused more than anything. Your sister slides her hand out from under your skirt, revealing the sticky mess you’ve left coated down to her wrist. The older woman smiles before calling you both ‘sick little fucks’ you hear your sister quip something back about her seeing just how sick you are. You can’t quite make it out as the residual pleasure is still running wild on your nerve endings, it’s not until you feel your sisters hands pulling you up out of your seat, and a second pair helping to steady you around your waist that you realize this isn’t your stop. You try to protest but the two of them coo down at your adorable little attempts to form words. Before dragging you out the back door of the bus and whisking you away into the crisp evening air.
Yall seem to be really liking this so I’m working on a follow up, stay tuned
Tumblr Fun GirlFact™! If you don't "consent" to seeing a post, there are easier options than lying about it!
You can simply block the user, so you no longer have to see it! Like I do when someone sexually harasses me!
Or even, simply ignore it! Like you do about the fact that your harassment ring is absolutely riddled with twerfs, kiwifarmers, and zionists!
dick from a girl who sees you as nothing more than an object
pussy from a girl who thinks youre more important than god herself
My local mayor posted this and I'm mesmerised. Every time I look at it I spot a new problem. It's like a rorschach test.
Not only did the AI fail to make a functioning UK map despite TONS of accurate maps available, but then a team of people actually thought "that looks about right, that's probably the North, it's got at least one Hull that'll do" and posted it.
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