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ayO QUACKMIESTER, this is MY duckin pond BRO, thats my quackin bread QUACKHEAD- get your own you FOWL FEATHERED FIEND (/j /j /j I'm just a silly little guyyy okkk just a silly boyyyy 15 y/o,, yes i am a bebe He/They/She Fav Color: Green Fav Artist (Music): Noah Kahan Poet, Chronic Shitposter, Pun Fanatic, Foul-Mouthed Child

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I do not "queue", I do not "take time" or "think about" my posts. What ever comes into my mind at that very moment will go on my page and if the internet doesn't like it I delete it

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Right now, I’m a stranger to myself. There’s echoes of who I was and a sort of… Call towards who I am. And I have to hold my nerve and trust all these new instincts. Shape myself towards them. I’ll be fine. In the end. Hopefully. Well, I have to be, because you guys need help. And if there’s one thing I’m certain of… When people need help, I never refuse. DOCTOR WHOThe Woman Who Fell To Earth (S11E01) ››› Jodie Whittaker as The Doctor

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(For anybody who doesn't already know, War Siblings is a trilogy I'm currently writing. It'll be published in 2027 and it's about how Athena and Ares meet, navigate the politics of being in the immortal royal family, and work together to stop the abusive gods.)

ooh new book series to follow NOICE

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I don't even want to know what's in ice cream, this shit is too good

Like, ice and sometimes cream

Why would you fucking tell me that

also flavour bits and toppings, such as a combination of cherry syrup, cherries, and chocolate chunks

suffer, off brand pikachu

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me and him have that 2004 controversial yaoi going on

but is it CURSED yaoi? Asking for a friend

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Thinking about how biana, fitz, and keefe all mourned dex and sophie for SO LONG, and were (I’m pretty sure) at their funeral. Wanted to draw them here, may render this better later. I dunno, i was sad for them, so now you have to be

(Also, keefe, by comforting fitz, is feeling both their grief at the same time.)

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Presentation Night With The Naturals
  • Cassie: “Simple things that don’t make sense to me:”
  • She talks about wind, how a camera works, blobfish hate, cheating in a relationship, and ripped jeans.
  • she goes off the rails with each one, going on angry tangents about the things she's discussing while also trying not to laugh.
  • Dean: “13 Reasons Why I Hate Peanut Butter and You Should Too”
  • No one but Judd knew of his very very strong hatred for peanut butter.
  • His reasons are like “It sticks to the roof of your mouth.” “It feels like you can’t swallow.” “It makes your throat tighten up.”
  • And that's how everyone, including Dean realizes he has a mild allergy to peanut butter.
  • Lia: “My Friends’ Scandals/ Crimes If They Were Famous”
  • She included herself of course
  • For herself she put “getting plastic surgery”
  • For Michael she put “hit and run accusations”
  • For Sloane she put “theft”
  • For Dean she put “having stalkers”
  • For Cassie she put “having an affair with a married man”
  • Cassie and Dean were outraged at Lia's ragebaiting towards Cassie
  • For Judd she put “illegally adopted a child”
  • Michael: “My friends as the Kardashians”
  • Yes I did have to search up the Kardashians for this.
  • Himself: Kim obviously
  • Cassie: Kendall Jenner
  • Dean: Kris Jenner
  • Lia: Kylie Jenner
  • Sloane: Khloe Kardashian
  • Judd: Kourtney Kardashian
  • Sloane: “hunger games: the friend group (with statistics!)”
  • according to her statistics she believes she would win due to her many skills
  • second is lia because she’s cunning, fast, and flexible
  • third is dean because he’s strong
  • fourth is michael because he’s also decently strong
  • fifth is cassie, the overall loser, because she’s the skinniest (a headcannon of mine) and has minimal fighting skills
  • honorable mention: judd is one of the camera guys
  • Judd: “A powerpoint of all the powerpoints I could’ve made”
  • he puts “I predict everyone’s future”, “Things I learned from Tik Tok” “Things that are not edible but i would like to eat.” and so forth.

i plan on doing one of these for the inheritance games as well!!

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