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certified himbo weeb and avid fish enjoyer

@tltuck5

professional moron sometimes🔞
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Deep talks are my favorite. If you can connect with me on a level not everyone can, you’re in.

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just wanna lay in silence with somebody who cares about my emotional wellbeing

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I want you at your best and at your worst and everything in between

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PEOPLE WHO SMILE AT YOU WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE

Im feeling a lot better about myself, but a sense of being hollow lingers

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im well aware, but im also delusional as fuck so its a balance fr

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Please stop asking me how I’m doing, I have no idea, I’m actually trying to ignore it

2026 RESOLUTIONS

Be rootin

Be shootin

But most importantly,

Be kind

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

Ever since reading my first time loop-based book as a preteen, I’ve had a Secret Time Loop Code Word. It’s been the same word all these years. I’ve never written it down anywhere or told anyone what it is, just kept it tucked away in my brain. That way, if someone I know ever confided in me that they were stuck in a time loop, I would have a way to confirm it: I would tell them the time loop code word and instruct them to find and talk to me again on the next loop. Of course, if it’s a time loop, I wouldn’t remember telling them the code word. But they’d remember it. So if someone ever came to me and said “I’m stuck in a time loop, and the time loop code word is [X],” and it was indeed the word I’ve secretly held onto for most of my life, I would know that we had had this conversation in a previous loop and that they were telling the truth.

Will this ever be useful? Almost certainly not. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops.

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awesomesauce on a nothingburger with a glass of lmaonade and a side of epic bacon. for dessert, roflwaffles.

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spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

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