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Potassium

@definitelynotabanana

flops over and dies, any pronounce

one of my irl friends knows my blog url so i have to do a new pinned post ^_^'

hi!!! i’m cosma! (or potassium!) minor, current interests are inanimate insanity + the algebraliens and malware (specifically older malware, which i don’t know Too much about but still. also don’t call all malware a virus)

anyways, that’s about as much as i’m comfortable sharing with someone who Knows Me In Real Life

tagging system under the cut:

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

character who shows up as a guy in one cutscene and is female by the next time you see them and this never changes for the rest of the entire game

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

sometimes "but you don't look disabled" is not even about the visibility of your disability. sometimes it's about "you look like an actual person and i picture disabled people as some weird creatures that i can never ever meet and now my reality is crashed by the fact that i see an actual disabled person and they look like a person."

dashboard simulator: character edition

mutual 1: (31 gifsets and 12 icon sets and 16 layouts of the same two characters)

mutual 2: i miss my Characters so bad. (< has responsibilities)

mutual 3: I WANT TO RIP THEM APART WITH MY TEEETH FUCKKKKKK THEY MAKE ME CRAZY

mutual 4: what's up with The Character

mutual 2: (83 spam reblogs of Characters posts)

mutual 2: (image of a stick figure slamming their head into the wall so hard it leaves a dent and draws significant blood) HAS ANYONE EVER RHOUGH AHOUT THE FUCJIGB. CHARACTERS

mutual 3: (20 spam reblogs of mutual 2's previous post)

mutual 1: i'm gonna burst into tears EVERYONE LOOK AT THEM 😭😭😭😭😭🤲🤲😭🤲🤲🤲 MY BABIES

mutual 4: (three consecutive posts of Character Name and nothing else)

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

This current trend of people being very openly hostile towards polyamory has made me realize a few things and among those things is that, apparently, to many people the bad thing about someone cheating in a relationship is simply that they are having sexual/romantic relations with multiple people at the same time. Like, that's what the issue is to many of them that's what's morally wrong about it. Not the fact that they're going behind their partner's back to break a serious established boundary and their trust. Which is crazy

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