Goddamnit i have to make an intro post now uughhh

PROUD FATHER OF WORMS 🪱(x6 X5 NOW) they're called jerewormy, wormabelle, wormchestershire, Sally and just worm (his name isnt worm its just worm)[worms exist purely digitally sadly bc they were given to me by @/i-give-worms]

(Wormica, you'll be missed 🫡)

[WILL IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW IF I SEE A BEE PFP OR USERNAME BTW!!]

HEYYY HIHI HELLOO!!! you can call me bee, i am a minor and i have the police on speed dial so dont be weirrrd, i really like pokemon (my favorite mon is togekiss btw if you even care) and i also really like bees! Because its like my online nickname and shit. Also im a dude, i use he/him and im am very gay :>

(Lil doodle of a bee drawn by @/cadaverouscosumer !!)

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Power is a funny thing.

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

Goddess of the frostmoon

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

The reason they make you do group project at school is as a preventative measure against falling into conspiracy theories as an adult. The vast majority of the population can and will come out of the experience with a much better understanding of just how goddamn impossible it is to make multiple people do what they were supposed to do, everything they were supposed to do, and nothing but what they were supposed to do. You can't make five people do that, and yet billions of people are keeping this supposed machine rolling?

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

I let it outside

This makes me think of the time I was walking through the 'burbs in high school. There was a cat sitting on someone's porch; meowing to be let inside. And for some reason I just...walked up to the door, opened it, and let the cat in their house. I didn't know the people who lived there. I didn't know the cat. The cat might not have actually lived there. And I just put that cat in that house. I was completely sober.

you WHAT

no nuance

Venus deserves a moon. It's not fair she doesn't get one.

Let's be entirely honest with ourselves here: It's because of transmisogyny.

yearning

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right

r/LeftWingMaleAdvocates might be the worst place on the internet

yeah you can get cancer-in-a-stick just about at every store and gas station when youre of age but hrt is scary and experimental and new and older than fucking microwaves you cant have that