Ur mom

Me and the dead father figure I resurrected 🔥🔥🔥

starting a tag game cause i'm bored and i hate my notifications :D

WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IRL

WHAT U WANNA LOOK LIKE

picrew: here!

tagging @random-doctor-on-the-internet @cataperat @discoveredreality @ladykiller-yt and @midnights-dragon

How I look Vs how I wish I did. This was fun but now I'm sad because I don't have ears :(

Tag: @arcturus-night-star @melissshit @ewipandora @a-bored-idiot @sleepdeprivedpotatoes @nearlysurvived @augustuscaesarsalad @toster-da-bred and any other mootie that wants to play

Thank you for tagging me diva, luv u 💖

I wouldn’t change how I look I JUST WANT MY EARRINGS BACKK THE PIERCINGS CLOSED UP RANDOMLYYYYYYY :( so sad

I think most of my mutuals have done this already but @cindle-writes @marvohlou @voldemortsfingers if y’all are interested/haven’t done it yet lol!

LESTAT 🧛‍♂️ de 🦁COURT IS THAT YOU????? 😲🙀

i have not done this yet, so lucky, lucky! 🎵

:3

me irl vs me in animu worudo

i think light colored hair is badass as fuck bee tee dubs. amber/gold eye combo is also just mmmMm 🤤 chefs kiss 💋👌

i'm just scrolling down my moots list x3 lawl

ignore only if you want me to KMS!!! 😫🗡

@amelinda13 @k3uuu @delineate-creates @reggieblk @atredys

HIIIIIII <3

I don't want to change a whole lot, i already treat my body like a video game character, but i've been wanting a trim for quite some time now (mainly my layers, not length) and I CAN'T WAIT to get rid of my fuckass glasses (they somehow manage to make my eyes look 20000x smaller 😭 kms)

@nomlioart @pastelekkuwu

Hiii!

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

house md is awesome

It's so cool how autocorrect just changes correct words to wrong ones now

None pussy with left beef

LMAO

i love dust

i am dust

dust is love

dust 4ever

plz send me jars for my button collecting needs

i am in dire need of jars to keep my buttons in

so getting mixed up and hardly being able to tell who is who with the chinese names in shows is a canon event isn't it?

cos i was gonna rewatch just the Yi City arc of the mdzs donghau last night, but then my flatmate was in the room and lowkey getting really into it

so of course i seized my opportunity and just...kept watching :) to see if he would.

and he did, but poor guy was asking every other episode who was who and how they were related to eachother and to the story cos he just could not tell them apart XD

and i know i did the same thing so i feel like this just has to be some sort of Thing That Happens, huh?

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

funniest shit on the planet is that sunshot campaign is just wwx digging up graves on -10k hours of sleep and evil juice flowing through his veins while lwj is chasing him trying to pry the shovel away and not dirty his white lan robes in the process while jc is staring at the sky and responding to everyone freaked out by wwx by refusing to leash him and going 'thats literally normal what are u talking about'

wangxian: soft gay yearning + necromancy

hualian: divine tragedy + husband worship

bingqiu: teacher/student to trauma to lovers to "stop dying, you little shit"

Wei wuxian will see lwj and go “is anyone gonna cover that with flowers or”