Everything @hrodvitnon cooks im ngl

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

merry christmas, perverts (affectionate)

Tumblr took down the original

So here

This hasn’t shown up on my dash yet, so let me bring you some merr chrismas.

Reblog so she lives forever.

20 years. If this gets posted and we all survive for another 20…things might be alright.

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

The Chief Graphic Designer:

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

since spotify wrapped is coming today i just want to bring awareness to the fact that around 86% of the songs on spotify are currently demonetized since spotify decided that tracks with under 1,000 cannot be monetized. not only that the ceo of spotify cashed out $35.8 million dollars in spotify shares in the third quarter of the year and it has been reported that he earns more than the top artists on the platform.

for a platform that claims to support artists, this is outrageous and i hope people realize that an artist who is starting out, cannot make a living out of spotify streams simply because daniel ek and his friends made it worse for the artists trying to start a career. if you wanna support musicians and the possibility for them to get a living wage please follow United Musicians and Allied Workers (UMAW) which are trying to make The Living Wage for Musicians Act a reality so musicians can be paid fairly through streaming platforms and get the cut they deserve.

since this post was made, daniel ek has invested in ai weapons, and ICE ads have been played on the platform. various people are starting to boycott the platform this year (2025) so, again, keep that in mind before posting your spotify wrapped!

This friday (5th) is Bandcamp Friday, give some money to artists you like.

Redesigning the Randal

Happy 21st Birthday to the Nintendo DS (Phat)

Get this fella a well deserved drink o7

No!

MY BONES

Five women characters i like a whole lot!

Taggedby @arach-tinilith (tytyfor tthe tag!<3)

[Orin from Baldur's Gate 3, Caithe from guild wars 2, Sevika from Arcane, Elesh Norn from Magic the Gathering, Magik from Marvel]

tagging @foxholemonster @manasurge @moth-tea-merchant aand @thedreamsofgods

TY FOR THE TAG!!! (me interpreting this as my faves of all time and basically just my collection of wives lmao) (Caithe from GW2, Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower from Bloodborne, Sir Integra Hellsing from Hellsing, Olivia Octavius/Doc Ock from Spiderverse, and Cybersix!!) I also tried sticking to one per media and the most relevant to me (so the last spot was tricky to choose for bc it appears I'm only juggling four of them most primarily atm, so I had to go back to an oldie, but a goodie <3) I also meant to do this in a separate post but I messed up so feel free @ those who I tag to do it in a separate post lkjsldf. FIVE WOMEN YOU LIKE A WHOLE LOT!! (only if you wanna do it ofc!) @vulpixelates , @vexatious-knight , @lackluster-draws , @leafdroids , @lynxfrost13

Five beloved ladies coming up!!!

(In order we've got Tyrande Whisperwind from Warcraft, Naomi Nagata from The Expanse, Karlach Cliffgate from BG3, Vi from Arcane, and Elster 512 from Signalis!)

no pressure @sosadraws @kestrel-wylde @dollhearted-daemon @some-pers0n @hrodvitnon @winterbunz @hummingjay @sir-kettle-of-countertop @silvesi @the-dot @straywyvern <3

(Elster from SIGNALIS, Yuri Kozukata from Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water, Claire Russell from Cyberpunk 2077, Shanoa from Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, and Kaguya from Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma)

No pressure, buuuuuut @true-king-of-monsters, @zerm2v0hg, @darthpan, @mhafanlol2000, @lordofthefans :D

Thanks for the nomination, now I’m finally doing this.

For me it’ll be Sindel (Mortal Kombat), Yor Briar/Forger (Spy x Family), Samus Aran (Metroid), Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel), and Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

@lavacastle no pressure but

so. a meme from me. to show how ive been lately