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Keep Smiling; It Makes People Fear Your Next Move

@nyx-of-darkness-1620

• Jay • she/her • Incarnation of Chaos and Night • minor •

WHEN ON PERIOD:

  1. do not crash out
  2. your feelings are NOT valid
  3. do not send that text
  4. don't kill yourself. lock in
  5. do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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deadkennedysandattractivemen

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

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motherfuckin-pajamas

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

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sidvintage

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

literally one of my favourite pictures ever

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the-big-phan-theory

nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes

If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks

Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity

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aliaitee

BITCH NO WAYYYY

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irate-badfem-harpy

I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That’s goals.

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idkmybffphil

one of my favorite memories is my first punk show and how welcoming and friendly everyone was. I was 9 and my brother brought me and people were putting me on their shoulders and telling me about where they got their clothes or how much a little punk I was.

I love punk culture because from the outside it looks aggressive and harsh. But once you realize that’s just their armour and that they are kinder and more proactive about human rights than the “nice” looking people you get comfort from their presence.

Not all things that look aggressive are aggressive. Not all things that look safe are safe.

Punk is safe BECAUSE it is aggressive. Punk - when done right - kicks out fascists and rapists, defends communities, fights injustice. All of which require aggression.

good. GOOD.

@wearepaladin modern paladins imma right?

Fuckin love this.

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mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

I want to exist in the same room as my friends. I don’t care what we do. I want to take them out to dinner or to get ice cream.

LKAIERHUDFGHBJKUREHIFDB GET NO U’D <333

@jarondont I miss you so much!!!

Ten questions to ask a mutual

Instructions: prev asks ten questions and you answer them, then ask ten new ones and tag ten people to keep the chain going! I’ll go first

  1. What is the weirdest thing you’ve eaten? (For me it’s the time I accidentally drank ants)
  2. do you like purple or green more? (For me it’s a 50/50 I love them both)
  3. what is your favorite two color color combo? (For me it’s purple and gold)
  4. are you a cat or dog person? (Dogs 100%)
  5. what is your favorite painting (Miranda by John William Waterhouse)
  6. Mountains or beaches? (Mountains)
  7. what’s your favorite dessert? (Lemon bars)
  8. are you right or left handed? (Right but I used to be left handed)
  9. salty or sweet? (Sweet)
  10. summer or winter? (Winter)

I’m tagging 11 people but it’s whatever

wasn't tagged here but im bored sooo

weirdest thing i've eaten is probably meat of dubious origin from a sketchy place in Vietnam

green. always green.

red n black.

cats (cough cough CROWS cough)

Dagon by Christophe Prades

Mountains ofc

uhhhh waffles??

right handed

salty

summer

NOW MY QUESTIONS MUAAHAHAHA

  1. what is ur fav or ur drawings? (pics?)
  2. which book is ur fav?
  3. fiction or non fiction?
  4. magic or sci-fi?
  5. warm or cold?
  6. how many pillows do u sleep with and why?
  7. what do you collect?
  8. what's your fav sport? do u play it?
  9. whats ur fav candy (no, stale teddy grahams dont count. you know who u are.)
  10. light or dark?

am i supposed to answer the first ten too????? idk i will cause im bored and scared of messing up

Weirdest thing? I don't eat a lot of weird things so i'd probably say... some strange crunchy brownie thingys i got from a craft sale

green. love purple tho. BUT GREEN!

red and black or orange and blue. very yummy.

cats. they're so much more chill

The Lovers by René Magritte

Mountains

I dont know the name but its like a half melted cookie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it and caramel sauce. ITS SO GOOD

Right

BOTH

Summer

And now for the second batch!

My favorite drawing is just of two of my ocs holding hands, one looking furious. no pics unfortunately.

Simon Vs the Homo-Sapiens Agenda (Duh???)

FICTION!!! (unless its psychology)

Magic

Warm

idk over 5 at this point. different ones to grab onto (and cry into) also texturesssss

Rubber duckiessss

I dont usually play sports, but i like Badminton. its fun. and easy. and funny when people mess up

SOUR STRAPS (Fuk u stale teddy grahams DO count. They're delicious.)

dark

MY TURN FOR QUESTIONSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Do you have a favorite hoodie/sweater (yes)
  2. Will Wood or Radiohead? (Will wood)
  3. How do you feel when you touch Styrofoam? (BAD)
  4. Are you lonely right now? (Yes)
  5. What's the prettiest pride flag? (Gay)
  6. Can you draw in anime? (I wish)
  7. Darwin or Gumball from TAWOG (darwin)
  8. Fat markers or Skinny markers? No this is not a metaphor in any way. (Skinny)
  9. Raised by Crocodiles or Alligators? (Crocodiles)
  10. Rip out your tooth or (entire) toenail? (tooth)

Thanks for the tagg

Yes, but I mostly wear t-shirts now

Radiohead (a Will Wood fan did irreversible damage to my close friends)

An urge to destroy it

Yes and no

Trans or lesbian

Can't draw shit

Gumball

Skinny marker supremacy

Crocodiles

Toenail. They grow back and hurt less.

NOW MY 10 QUESTIONS!!

1. If you were the best in the world at 1 thing, what would you choose? (Music/playing instruments)

2. If you could do 1 thing without repercussion or drawbacks, what would you do? (Hard drugs or rob a bank)

3. You have to lose a finger. Which one do you get rid of? (Right ring)

4. 3 band lineup, anybody ever, front row/pit tickets. Who you choosing? (Electric Wizard, Uncle Acid, Black Sabbath)

5. What irrationally pisses you off?

6. In music, do you prefer vibe or instrumentation?

7. How long is a long, short, and regular song? (6+ minutes, <3 minutes, 5 minutes)

8. Can you dance?

9. Force anything to have a good sequel. (More BOTW)

10. What is one thing you think you're best in the world at?

Tags:

1. probably something like having the best work ethic/best at not processing bc then it has a lot of practical applications and i hopefully would be too famous? bc if i was the best at like, singing or smt everyone would know who i was and i wouldn’t be able to go anywhere

2. tbh idk

3. left middle finger

4. does it have to be a band or can it just be like. a singer? bc i would choose maisie peters, laufey, and maybe chappell roan? (did i understand the question correctly?)

5. people talking to me when i don’t want social interaction (like if im exhausted bc i just got home from school and my mom asks how my day was)

6. i dont really understand this question sorry 😅

7. 6+ mins, <3 mins, 4/5 mins

8. i cannot dance lmao

9. hmm maybe toh? we were supposed to have more anyway before disney cancelled it

10. i don’t think there’s anything in the best in the world at lmao

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okay my questions!!

  1. what’s one thing you could talk about for an hour with no preparation? (currently, hermitcraft/life series)
  2. what’s one thing you wish you could do that you’re terrible at? (actually writing something, i love coming up with ideas and editing, but i can’t actually write to save my life)
  3. opinion on mandatory graded gym/pe class in school? (i hate it, i don’t think you should be graded based on how many push ups you can do)
  4. bee sting or mosquito bite? (bee sting. goes away quicker. i hate mosquitos)
  5. 50% off all food or free drinks? (food. i can get free water, and you need food to live. plus, food takes way more effort to make)
  6. what subject would you teach if you had to be a teacher? (math. a lot of my classmates tell me i should be a math teacher lmao)
  7. movies or tv shows? (tv shows, easily)
  8. spotify or apple music? (spotify)
  9. long sleeve + shorts/short skirt/etc or short sleeve/tank top/etc + pants/long skirt/etc? (probably the second? idk i’m a long sleeve + pants type of person lmao)
  10. wet socks or warm pillow? (warm pillow)

tags:

  1. Epic the musical
  2. Crocheting, I’ve tried it so many times and I just can’t figure it out :(
  3. Its the freaking worst, one of the only reasons I’m in college bcz the dual enrollment kids don’t have to
  4. mosquito bite, I have serious bee trauma 😬
  5. free drinks, I don’t need the encouragement to eat more
  6. also math, I’m just so good at it I have to tutor my friends all the time
  7. tv shows, it’s way more content
  8. spotify, but I have neither
  9. i wear more short sleeves and long pants but I like the aesthetic of long sleeves and short pants more (but when I was a kid I had this weird rule that the latter was like a fashion felony and never did them
  10. warm pillow. I hate dry socks enough as it is and wet ones would get me sent to an institution

Now for my questions!

  1. Would you rather have a loser son or gay daughter? (Gay daughter)
  2. Loom bracelets or Kandi bracelets? (Kandi bracelets)
  3. Wear all black or lots of colors? (All black)
  4. Sweatpants or jeans? (Jeans)
  5. what’s your most controversial music opinion? (Miku is better than Sabrina Carpenter)
  6. Would you rather have Eminem or Kendrick Lamar make a disstrack on you? (Kendrick)
  7. Weirdest celebrity crush? (Montana Jordan)
  8. Favorite Italian food? (Ravioli)
  9. only be able to draw or to sing? (Sing)
  10. least favorite day of the year? (January 5th, it’s my single-versary)

tags <3

(Sorry for any double tags, if I didn’t tag you, or if you don’t want to be tagged <3)

1. Gay daughter

2. Kandi Braclets !!

3. All black

4. Sweatpants

5. Penelope Scott is a stunning artist and arguably better then some artist I listen to now

6. Eminem

7. Whatever Mush's actors name is, HIM

8. Idk Spaghetti

9. Draw

10. Last day of September/first of Octobe

Now for my questions !!!!

1. Favorite Musical Song? (Brooklyns here from newises)

2. Have you seen the lion guard? (Yes)

3. How many pairs of converse do you own? (2)

4. Would you rather work at Barnes N Nobles or Subway? (Barnes N Noble)

5. Best Memory? (Me being with my old friend group and laughing my ass off at 8 in the morning)

6. How many pets have you had before? (13 for me)

7. First movie you ever watched? (Frozen!!)

8. Is it called Pop or Soda? (It's pop FIGHT ME //jk)

9. Fave comedian? (I really love Fluffy)

10. Do you belive in the Fae, sirens, mermaids, etc? (YES, I did sense I was young and still do)

Thanks for the tag!

1. Oh my gosh this is so hard, but I’m gonna have to go with Would You Fall In Love With Me Again from Epic the Musical. It was just the perfect ending to an amazing story that means so much to me and Jay and Anna’s voices are GORGEOUS

2. Yes, me and my sister loved it when we were younger

3. 1, but I want more

4. Barnes N Noble, I’m a huge book nerd

5. Ice skating with my friends and laughing our a$$es off every time anyone fell

6. 5 total, but no more than two at a time

7. I have no idea

8. Soda (my parents are from Michigan and say pop, but we moved to Georgia when I was 4, so I say soda)

9. Either John Maloney or Taylor Tomlinson

10. No, but I did when I was younger (I believed in Santa until I was like 13 or 14, it was a problem lol)

Now for my questions!

1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? (Teleportation)

2. If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would it be? (A seal)

3. What’s a skill you wish you were better at? (Drawing, I have such a vivid imagination and yet I can barely draw stick figures 😢)

4. Do you want/have kids, and, if so, how many? (I want to adopt, preferably 2)

5. What is/was your favorite core academic subject: language arts, math, science, or social studies? (Science)

6. If you could live for a day in any book/movie/series, what would it be? (Percy Jackson, I want to go to Camp Half Blood and Camp Jupiter!)

7. What’s something you collect? (I have a lot of stuffed animals, also stickers)

8. Favorite candy? (Kit Kats)

9. Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry? (Chocolate)

10. What’s your New Year’s resolution? (Exercise more)

Thank you so much for the tag!!!

1. The weirdest thing I’ve eaten is not floor peppers as some may say, but the spine of a conch (natures gummy worms)

2. I love green so much

3. As of late my favorite color combo is black and dark red

4. 100% a dog person

5. My favorite painting is Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette by Van Gogh

6. Definitely mountains. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

7. I love a good chocolate tiramisu :)

8. Right handed, I’m hopeless with my left

9. Tough choice but imma go with sweet

10. I love the winter :)

I hate being the oldest at the gatherings because I have to pretend that the penis my neighbor drew on his gingerbread man isn’t funny

I just got a question on my final that was, and I quote:

Whats 2+2?

A) 4

B) not this one

C) not this one either

D) go back to a

I cried and wrote e) all of the above. That sneaky son of a calculator gets a test with tear stains

p1ss

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

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balalaikaboss

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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sirtroyofbaker

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

I have a paper to write that’s due tomorrow so I’m going to do the only natural thing and work on it

THIS IS WHAT ANY SANE PERSON WOULD BE THINKING. LUCKILY FOR ME, I’M NOT :)

So instead I’m making my own maple apple bread because I’m not aloud to eat crunchy leaves.

PLEASE NOTE: I did a his ratatouille-style and threw ingredients in without measuring because I’m sleep deprived, stressed, and lazy. The measurements you see are estimates of what I think I did. Please adjust to preferences and have fun!!

If anyone would like to improve on the recipe, please let me know how it goes! This is the first time I made something without a recipe and it taste pretty amazing, but I’d love to see how it can improve :)

Ingredients:

1 large red apple (peeled)

2 Tbs maple syrup (plus additional for drizzle)

1/4 cup water

tsp lemon juice

tsp vanilla extract

Pinch of salt

2 tsp cinnamon

tsp ground cloves

tsp nutmeg

1/4 cup brown sugar (plus additional for drizzle)

2 cups flour

1 cup granulated sugar

1 1/2 tsp baking powder

1 1/2 tsp baking soda

1/2 cup slightly melted butter

1/4 cup olive oil

2 eggs

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350. Line a bread pan with parchment paper and grease/flour it. Set aside

In a small saucepan on medium-low heat, combine your apple (peeled and cut into small squares), syrup, water, lemon juice, vanilla, salt, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, and about a tablespoon the brown sugar. Stir just until combined and cover with a lid. Let it do its thing

In a large bowl, stir together the flour, sugar, what’s left of the brown sugar, a pinch of salt, baking powder, and baking soda. Add in your butter and mix, as well as your oil and eggs (beat after each addition). The batter should be veryyy dryyy at this point.

Add in the apple mixture and stir to combine. Now it’s a batter :)

Add half of the mixture to your pan, and top with a small drizzle of maple syrup, swirl it around with a knife because it looks cool. Add what’s left of the batter and do an addition swirl up top; top with a sprinkle of cinnamon and brown sugar

Bake at 350 for about 50-ish minutes, let cool in pan for 10.

Enjoy!!

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