we SHOULD ship our ocs. or have them fight

people say shit to me and i wish i could hold up a flashcard or something that’s just this

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I want my hat back, shakarian style, featuring Annaleise Shepard. 

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OH MY GOD. THIS TOOK. 

SO

LONG

IVE BEEN WORKING ON IT SINCE LIKE 10? DJFKAJSLKFJDLAKJF

myeyesarebleeding.

OMG I LOVE THIS DFJKG;HDFJIOGKDF

Menae Mission: Recruit Primarch Vic  Find your missing Turian. >:U

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

the comments have me in tears

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

the Ice War on Europa...

Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,

This one

I love it it’s perfect

My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.

Happy(?) Molasses Flood Anniversary to Tumblr.

liking popular characters and ships but in a way that’s completely different from the majority of fandom is like being in the middle of the ocean and dying of thirst because the water around you is undrinkable

ok my white ahh absolutely does this but it’s 1000% for comedy purposes. Censorship is bad when it’s done from necessity but sometimes making goofy ass into goofy ahh is slightly funnier

it's not funny. I hope this helps.

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

MILV (mutual id like to visit)