it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle
sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down
this is why this sappho fragment hits me so hard
If this little book should see the light after its 100 years of entombment, I would like its readers to know that the author was a lover of her own sex and devoted the best years of her life in striving for the political equality and social and moral elevation of women.
“The Great Geysers of California” by Laura De Force Gordon, 1879, unearthed from a 100-year-old time capsule in San Francisco, 1979.
does anybody wanna play toys tomorrow. let's play toys ^_^ (HUGE EYEBAGS UNDER MY EYES)
hey dont cry Autism Creature speculative biology
a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point
you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people
Everypuppy i have awful news. It turns out if you go to sleep 4 hours before you have to wake up, you will only get 4 hours of sleep
If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.
And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.
Uppdate: The link seems dead, here is a drive link with the documentary, now with both swedish and english subtitles :)
Like for the goat to burn. Reblog for people to fuck inside the goat.
Hopefully not at the same time.
Like for the goat to
burn. Reblog for people to
fuck inside the goat.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hands my eevee a limestone and it evolves into a lime🍋🟩
tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture
marine scientist: what’s your gender?
merperson: what’s a gender
marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?
merperson: i’m merfolk
marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?
merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?
It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.
Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that
Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)
Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*
Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK
OH MY GOD
So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.
That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.
A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?
bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one
i would really prefer a spoiler in this case
- “protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time
- “be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine
- "empower children" <- even more radical thinking that will get the "protect children" crowd claiming you're the one they need to be protected from
I love :D and :3 and :/ and :) and :( and D: and :c and c: and :|