If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

Oh to be fucked like I’m nothing by someone who is actually obsessed with me

#This is who you're suing, btw

The Pitt – 2.01: 7:00 A.M

What accepting yourself for being gay does to a mf

Stobin + being the worst best coworkers