i will never be normal about The Character. hope this helps 💖

when i see someone get a basic fact completely wrong like the glasses have medicine in them girl I usually just assume they misunderstood something when they were like 3 and never had it corrected and thus are a little lopsided in their knowledge base

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

#mutuals: pls know i'm reading all your tags and laughing at your jokes and approvingly thinking '[username] is so cool'

second first meeting

[ID: a digital illustration of Momoi Tarou and Sonoi from Donbrothers at and oden stand. Sonoi is working behind the stand, holding a ladle. most of his face is obscured by a cloth blind, only his slightly-open mouth is visible. Momoi is wearing the Shirousagi uniform and sitting at a stool, and his face is blocked by a lantern. everything is mostly coloured in cool tones, except for the lantern and the light coming off of it, bathing its surroundings in a warm red light. above them is a starry, cloudy sky, and a full moon shining above them. /END ID]

since its valentines day

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

[ID: #he showed me pictures of his (very beautiful) nieces and was like #'she's a doctor' 'this one is in finance' 'oh this one has a terrible boyfriend I'll introduce you to her go steal her from him' #and i asked my guy how many of them like women #and he was like only one but you're so tall you can change their minds /end ID]

i love 'bumfuck' as an intensifier

Middle of bumfuck nowhere....... cus Yeah we're really lost... anal sex style 😞

victory & loss

[ID: a digital illustration of Sonoi and Momoi Tarou from Donbrothers, coloured in muted tones. the first image is a cropped close-up of their faces. Momoi, on the left, has his head titled back, his eyes are closed and he is crying. Sonoi is looking down at him sadly, crying as his cheek and mouth bleed. He is piercing his sword through Momoi's chest and the blood from his cheek is running down Momoi's hand. blue feathers are scattered around them on a blue-black background.

the second image shows the full scene. outside of the cropped section, their roles are reversed. Momoi, on the right, is holding Sonoi's limp body against him. his sword is coming out of Sonoi's back. blood is spreading out from his wound and soaking into his clothes, as well as pooling between them, staining both of their knees. rose petals float down around them and a light greenish-blue spotlight falls on them against a blue-black background. /END ID]

What the FUCK happens in donbro

victory & loss

[ID: a digital illustration of Sonoi and Momoi Tarou from Donbrothers, coloured in muted tones. the first image is a cropped close-up of their faces. Momoi, on the left, has his head titled back, his eyes are closed and he is crying. Sonoi is looking down at him sadly, crying as his cheek and mouth bleed. He is piercing his sword through Momoi's chest and the blood from his cheek is running down Momoi's hand. blue feathers are scattered around them on a blue-black background.

the second image shows the full scene. outside of the cropped section, their roles are reversed. Momoi, on the right, is holding Sonoi's limp body against him. his sword is coming out of Sonoi's back. blood is spreading out from his wound and soaking into his clothes, as well as pooling between them, staining both of their knees. rose petals float down around them and a light greenish-blue spotlight falls on them against a blue-black background. /END ID]

haruka chibi !!

I just started donbrothers