Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

Queer joy detected!

*nibbles post*

Hol up Mongoose. Dont eat the post. Its too sweet for you.

*starts nibbling faster*

MONGOOSE YOU WILL GET DIABETES DONT EAT THE POST

*drags post to somewhere slightly hidden in hope you won't see any further nibbling*

Mongoose… no… we dont have veterinarians here to help you when you get sick…

*glares at you, wondering how you found my hiding spot*

I see… if you truly wish to consume this post i will not stop you. Just know that ya might get diabetes.

*continues to nibble post*

That’s it, I am killing RFK jr.

YAYYYYY!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

man, you try to be nice-ish to people and then they're just out celebrating someone threatening your death..... :(

YOU TOLD ME TO DIE TOO

EVEN WORSE

YOU WISHED A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH

...when was this?

...huh. Fair enough.

Would you believe me if I told you I genuinely had no recollection of those incidents at the time of original posting?

*nibbles the smaller worm inside your brain*

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

Queer joy detected!

*nibbles post*

Hol up Mongoose. Dont eat the post. Its too sweet for you.

*starts nibbling faster*

MONGOOSE YOU WILL GET DIABETES DONT EAT THE POST

*drags post to somewhere slightly hidden in hope you won't see any further nibbling*

Mongoose… no… we dont have veterinarians here to help you when you get sick…

*glares at you, wondering how you found my hiding spot*

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

Queer joy detected!

*nibbles post*

Hol up Mongoose. Dont eat the post. Its too sweet for you.

*starts nibbling faster*

MONGOOSE YOU WILL GET DIABETES DONT EAT THE POST

*drags post to somewhere slightly hidden in hope you won't see any further nibbling*

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

Queer joy detected!

*nibbles post*

Hol up Mongoose. Dont eat the post. Its too sweet for you.

*starts nibbling faster*

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

Queer joy detected!

*nibbles post*

Can someone help me out and find a fitting anecdote or scenario that can accompany this image i made when thinking about the absolute cinema meme?

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Manifesting a great 2026 for you. You got this!

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You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

*nibbles post*

That’s it, I am killing RFK jr.

YAYYYYY!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

man, you try to be nice-ish to people and then they're just out celebrating someone threatening your death..... :(

In the tags: #dude we're evicting you #you gotta move somewhere else #maybe try that woman who shot her dog?

I don't want to be near that. Can we go sewer swimming instead.

*nibbles post*

concept: pokemon-style creature collection video game where you are an alien trying to survive a zombie apocalypse on earth and you are collecting survivors. instead of 'catching' your 'curing' them and they have moves like 'shoot it in the face' and 'baseball bat.' i really think im onto something with this one

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My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.

*nibbles post*

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

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Finally broke down and looked up "67" on wikipedia today, and i love that wikipedia had to include the fact that people are using the meme as evidence of "brain rot" in younger generations because of how low-effort it is. And like, i have no horse in this race, i'm clearly out of touch enough with what the kids are saying that i have to go look up memes on the internet to understand them, but brain rot? I'm pretty sure kids have been saying random numbers as memes since... like, the beginning of language. the beginning of numbers. I'm guessing that some time around 15,000 years ago in hunter-gatherer tribes all around the world a scene played out where one kid shouted "hey look, four rocks!" after seeing a few rocks on the ground, and every other kid in the tribe shouted "four rocks! four rocks!" and the adults just stood around like "what the fuck are the kids on about now?" and then had to live with the kids saying "four rocks!" every time they saw four of literally any object together. Like, this does not seem like a new phenomenon.

You make a compelling point. Especially because "four rocks" IS hella fun to say. Thanks for the new way to confuse my friends when hiking!

four rocks!!!

four rocks!!!

The high geologist strikes again.

*nibbles post*

Feeds you plaster because I ran out of more plaster

Sorry, im on a strict plaster only diet

*nibbles plaster

Day 10 of #creaturanary was Lincolnshire Dogman from England! I just drew a chill guy in a t-shirt.

*nibbles post*