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@sparrow-the-jester

it/he, super mega autism, the lost boys, bill and ted, assorted other little gay interests and sometimes I write little gay fanfiction about them [mostly just the lost boys-]
Anonymous asked:

Hello! i saw ur post and i’d like to request a NSFW alphabet for Paul, he’s my fav one out of the 4 boys, thank you!!!

Done! Most of this was just sitting in my drafts lol, finally got around to finishing it!

Includes: drugs, intoxication, voyeurism, honestly if you don’t like taboo kinks maybe skip this one, gender neutral

Cannon

Violently cannon

Like, the most cannon I've seen in a while

Yes

getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving

what they don’t tell you is that this will go on for a decade and every character that you like is just a different version of The Character

Too fucking true

Okay I need to say this and I feel like people aren't prepared for it but here we go

Spike is the kinky one

And by that I mean William, Victorian man who grew up in the upper classes and had an education and went to parties and saloons, was absolutely part of the insane erotic kinky Victorian crowd.

And sure, say what you will about Angelus, Darla and Drusilla - they did certain kinky shit for sure. They did orgies, and fucking people in front of another, horror kinks like feeding together, etc. And Darla used to be a sex worker so who knows what she liked to introduce?

But I cannot stress enough that I think, in many ways, Catholic and repressed Angelus was not very kinky. I think he was a womaniser. I think he got off on certain kinks and things - the man tortured a nun until she broke and got with him.

But when we examine Victorian eroticism and sexuality we see this giant uptick of experimentation and even just discussion about sex.

  • Victorians used to have marital sex guides. Why? It was believed that making women orgasm was the key to a cute and well tempered baby. If you had an ugly baby? You didn't have good sex with your wife. Best go read the manual on how to make her cum again.
  • sex clubs were a thing! And for all orientations! Yes. There were gay and lesbian bars. High society used to have sex parties!! There might even be a theme and you come dressed up while hired dancers and sex workers perform in very little and the most beautiful sex workers (of either gender) is slowly stripped like a little show. Then you all do opium, fuck, have a seance, and follow it all down with some absinthe.
  • sex work was technically illegal but it was "allowed". There was just so many brothels it was hard to police it all. "Decency laws" didn't come into effect until 1890s. There were writeups in certain magazines about who was the best sex worker in London over certain months. There were also tabloids for scandals.
  • Condoms existed, they were made from sheep or pig intestines. Vibrators, dildos, anal plugs and strap ons all existed or were invented in the period as well.
  • The Worlds Fair of 1851 had many naked forms on display to ogle at and examine.
  • sex tourism was a thing in the Victorian era! We know from journals that this happened with both genders. For some men of well means it was almost expected for them to go travelling along a certain route while they were young (and to have sexual experiences all the while).
  • Victorians had erotica and porn. They even had a whole street in London dedicated to erotic book shops. They even had pornographic/nude pictures in postcard format so you could easily travel with it!! Some of the Victorian erotica I looked up included themes of: BDSM, dom/sub, punishment and discipline, cross dressing, religion kink, orgies, feminisation of queer men, and humiliation. Also some had incest so do be warned to read up on things if you go looking.
  • Male homosexuality was especially enticing in erotica and in brothels (male brothels were referred to as molly houses), despite the legal ramifications. Female homosexuality was not illegal and women often engaged in exploration until it came into law to discourage it.

And this is just what I could remember or dig up on the fly. There are lots of sources we can look into for more but the idea that upper class William would be prudish, repressed, virginal... is so laughable. He certainly had issues with anxiety and rejection due to the way society and peers treated him, and this and his self-worth is something he struggles with. But we see within the canon of the show that: he has no issue with the homoerotic way Angelus speaks to him upon meeting, he actively engages with it, and he tries to fuck Drusilla on a chaise at his home on their first night together.

In actuality I suspect he is the kinkiest member of the Fanged Four, but at least more kinky than Angel and has to introduce Angel to kinks and toys and new ideas about sex.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Edited for more positive language around sex work, previously contained Victorian period terms.

I learned so much reading this oh my god

Also cannon

Ok I know the Lost Boys more than likely stole their motorcycles and is driving around without a licence but wouldn’t it be funny if they actually had to learn to drive to get their licences?

Obviously they failed the exam and just started driving around without licence anyway but still, something to think about

First of all, good luck with driving, you can do this!💪

Okay, headcanon time, because this just unlocked some ideas.

Dwayne

  • I think he would be the only one who actually passes. He has the discipline to learn and the attention span to support that.
  • The others tease him about it, how he's such a 'good boy' and a 'model citizen'. He doesn't really care, he just likes to learn stuff. Especially when it comes to bikes and driving. And if he has spent so much time learning then he might as well take the test.
  • Now, that doesn't mean that he will follow rules when it comes to driving, but in theory he knows that stuff.

David

  • He could pass if he wanted to, easily. The problem is, he just doesn't want to. He doesn't really care. He would be driving anyway, regardless of if he had a license or not.
  • He just doesn't want someone to boss him around and tell him what to do. He definitely has a problem with authority. And if the instructor is someone he doesn't see as an authority figure and couldn't take seriously, then he wouldn't even try.
  • He would drop out and fail entirely voluntarily.

Marko

  • I fully believe he started with the intension of actually getting a licence. With him the problem was his attitude.
  • He ignored rules, did stuff while driving that was too dangerous and reckless, and he didn't follow instructions when he thought he knew better.
  • He got scolded a lot, which ended up with him getting into a fight with his instructor and punching him in the face. He got booted out really fast after that.

Paul

  • Paul only started the process because all the others did. He didn't really care about a license, he was just following along, going with the flow.
  • That being said, I think he would be a surprisingly fast learner. (@vespariaa's post about smart Paul really did some things to my brain.) For Paul, one of the problems is his attention span. He's jittery, he can't sit still, he can't pay attention for long periods of time.
  • His other problem is that he just doesn't really care. He's high, he's joking all the time, he doesn't want to take it all seriously.
  • He drops out voluntarily after a few lessons because he got bored.

Marko is me

He's so me

I am him

Fuck I love the lost boys

So we know what Astarion smells like OFFICIALLY (or maybe you already knew but I just got this banter and hadn't seen anybody here doing anything but theorizing on it.)

Shadowheart: A distinct whiff of undeath to this place... though curious, I can't say I've ever noticed the same about you, Astarion.

Astarion: My 'whiff' is very faint, thank you - nothing a little bergamot, rosemary, and a hint of aged brandy can't hide.

Astarion: It's the perfect olfactory disguise for a corpse. Honestly, I missed my calling as a perfumer.

Shadowheart: You've clearly thought this through a great deal. I'm impressed and appalled in equal measure.

Episode 31 of conversations I think the lost boys had (this one doesn’t fit with my other episodes AT ALL but I don’t care as it was fun to write)

Sam: mom please, Edgar and Alan are going!

Lucy: if Edgar and Alan jumped off a bridge would you?

Quite frankly if a cis woman wants he/him pronouns a. Good for him and b. So much the better for everyone else. Enough biological linguistics, everyone needs to get a little weird with it

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