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ratfolk from Bloomburrow, currently living on Kamigawa | they/them | yes I'm nine inches tall quit asking me about it

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Hello greater Multiverse! You may call me Azzie (and I use they/them pronouns). I'm a rat from Bloomburrow, but currently I reside in Kamigawa (I've been here for a while) thanks to my current...employment, we'll say. It takes me forever to write out all these letters because the technology here is not made for ratfolk, but I'm doing my best with what my boss has found and put together so far.

Looking forward to chatting with all of you!

-Azzie

I love it when dark and gritty stories have overarching themes about like. The power of love. The inherent value of kindness. Humanity being fundamentally good. Inextinguishable hope. Stories where the plot itself is full of anguish and death—stories that might even end in tragedy—but where the message is so full of optimism. That yes, maybe it didn’t work out here, for these people, but one day it COULD. And don’t stop fighting for that better future until then.

Too many stories nowadays are all grimdark doomer nonsense that treat most of the world’s problems as inherent to existence itself and therefore unfixable, preferring to prop up a few individual characters for escaping the violent hegemony of humanity rather than examine the actual systemic causes of the shit they’re supposedly addressing, and I’m sick of it! If you can’t even imagine a better world in FICTION what good is your art even offering?

It’s not about pretending that everything is perfect. Far from it! But it is about being capable of imagining that better is possible, and finding hope now

Lost in Thought

The one who knows too much is lost. He doesn’t remember getting lost. He does not know where he is. That is one of the few things he really should know right now. He was walking home. Now he’s here. In this alleyway. He does not see the end of it, even though he should. He does not know where here is. He wishes he could remember how he got here. He is walking with a tense anxiety that tells him he should really be running, especially now. Why isn’t he? And why can’t he remember that? He needs to remember. There is a woman.

They are speeding up. Walking quicker. Only adrenaline lets him leap over a pile of bricks without knowing one hint about why he needs to. The alleyway is tightening. Colors are fading to tones of brown and grey. He is still jogging. Not sprinting yet. Not until he knows. He thinks to himself. He should know why he’s here. Knowing is half the battle. What battle? He needs to remember.

There is a woman, finger held to Her lips.

He is sprinting through twisting bends, metal structures grasping the backs of unknown buildings as though trees swallowing signposts, obscuring the way out of the maze of pillars and paths. There is something they need to remember. He can’t. He hears nothing. Why does he hear nothing? He needs to remember.

There is a woman. Skin colored with the mixture of a flower and an almost healed bruise, finger to lips in secrecy.

The cephalid is searching. Abandoned streets are rare in the city. Where could this one be? It’s too dark here, yet still too bright. No contrast. No information. He has to find a way back to the starkly split lights and shadows. He can’t. He tries to remember. Why?

There is a woman, Veil covering Her eyes, skin a sickly lavender, singular finger beckoning nothing but Utter Silence.

He is hiding against a corner. The dumpster against his back is cold as ice and the wall to his left is rough without any features of note. How did he get here? Where does he need to run to not be trapped? They try to remember. He can’t.

There is a woman. She is telling him to be quiet. She is forcing him to be quiet. A Veil covers Her eyes. Her skin is the tinge of a lost memory. She knows this. She holds a finger to Her lips, trapping a promise no one gave.

The victim is scrambling through the alley. His shoes catch on the exposed metal and loose concrete, ground long ruined with disuse. He needs to remember. How did he get here? He is slowing. He can’t run anymore. He just needs to remember. How? There is a woman. Her eyes are as empty as the slot this impression filled in his mind. A Veil covers them. Looking past it was a failure of will. Her skin makes sense now. There is no flesh to show life. She holds Her fingers to Her lips in the semi-universal sign for silence. Her lips likely open to nothing, the same void Her eyes lead to. 

He stops. Darkness expands. He stops. … …. …..

……

Vasro.

Yes. That’s right. Vasro. Vasro sits up. He still can’t remember. Why can’t they remember? He should be able to. He reaches into his mind, pushing with greater force than he could have used while rushing…. Deeper… into wherever he is. All he sees is an unfamiliar face he knows very well. He stops. He doesn’t want to see that face anymore. He can’t. He can’t. He can’t stop seeing it. He looks with his real eyes to try to drown it out. It helps, but not enough. A lattice of dark strings stretch out from him. A familiar horror is much more comforting. They fill the alleyway. It no longer reaches on forever. He sees darkness in his patron, and sees light at the end of the tunnel. He sits, and it doesn’t work. Until he remembers, until he remembers how he got here, until he remembers how to get back, until Her face is OUT OF HIS MIND, he can’t think for more than a few seconds. Who can help? He needs help. If he doesn’t get it, He’ll be stuck here. He’s not going to risk moving if it means getting lost again. And He can’t move, He can’t eat. Swift. Swift might be able to get this. He reaches out to his uncle in every way he knows right now. “I don’t know where I am other than that I’m on Capenna. I need help. Please help me.” (Thank you to @jasper-graphics for the dividers!)

Consequences VII

Teeth sinking into flesh. A cry of pain. Blood trailing from claw marks. Fresh bruises. Blood for blood, the lesser sacrificing for the better; these were the two true rules during training. The vampire was weaker, so he was forced to give more.

The hyenafolk growled as he woke from slumber. Another dream focused on their old coworker, the one who managed to get away. The one that he wanted back. He reminded himself to be patient, shook himself out, and rolled off of the table that had served as his medical cot. New membranes stretched across the bone wing frames. The stingers protruding from his lower back were sharper now, just like his claws and his teeth. At least the resurrection magic had brought him back to full fighting fitness despite who he and his spark were now bound to.

Arkuan’s footsteps were audible as he prowled through the new base that he and Flair had set up. Wooden floor, wooden walls, wooden roof and ceiling. Suspended in the air through the same magic and architecture that Eldraine’s storm giants used. Hidden from sight with misdirection enchantments stolen from the Obscura and Court of Omission alike. Isolated from the ground so that their quarry wouldn’t be able to use his own abilities to escape.

It also wasn’t hard to get a handful of mooks and minions. There were always people willing to do anything you ask for the right price. Others could be “convinced” through Flair’s practice. The humans – of course they were all human, there were so many of them that it was easier to send them to various planes to handle things themselves – worked in the base on the various dipshit duties that Arkuan couldn’t be bothered to keep track of.

Arkuan knocked on the open door to Flair’s new lab. It was quite similar to her old one in the Realm of Judgment and looked like a Simic doctor’s wet dream. Every operation table had straps to restrain someone that were enchanted to completely block any magic, internal or external. Arkuan had gotten them during the duo’s recent trip to restock as a “gift” for the doctor. Flair herself had gotten him a new machete to make up for the sword that had been left behind when they left the Realm of Judgment.

Flair looked up from her notepad. She grinned too widely. Her scorpion tail flicked around behind her. “Arkuan! Here I was thinking you might actually sleep in today.”

“Not when there are more things to plan.” Arkuan invited himself in and leaned against the wall. “Any clue where the little bastard ran off to yet?”

Flair didn’t have to ask who Arkuan meant. “Can’t get anyone to slip to Torrezon without being immediately pounced on by those bat demons. It’s a shame, I’d love to capture one and study it. Slowly take it apart and all, you know how it is.” She continued writing something that Arkuan didn’t bother trying to read. “He didn’t run off to Towashi or Innistrad again. Good chance he’s hiding somewhere in New Capenna though, that seems like somewhere he’d be.”

Arkuan snorted. “So close to the Realm? I doubt it. He’s a coward at heart.”

“Could always lure him out though.” Flair tapped her pen against the paper a few times. “Not with the younger brother, he’s a bigger threat than our idiot employees can handle. Gotta look out for the old man too. And that wiggly Omenpath guy.”

“Too many people to look out for,” Arkuan snorted. “Though if we worked together on a grab...”

Flair flashed him a grin. Her teeth were as bloodstained as his own. “Aww, so you do like me.” She flipped around her notepad to show him what she had been writing.

Arkuan leaned down and squinted at the paper to make out her horrid handwriting. “...Drugging and paralysis venom that can affect both holy beings and the undead? I’m so glad we’re on the same side. The little bastard won’t know what hit him.”

She snorted. “I mean, he will. It’ll probably be your fist.” She turned the notepad back around to keep writing. “You want first dibs on the stepdad? If not, I’m gonna test a few things on him so we don’t have the bias of everything we’ve already done to Swift.”

“As far as I care, you can make him dance and rearrange his rib cage to play as an instrument while he’s forced to watch. My claim is on Swift.” Arkuan suddenly became aware of how possessive he sounded.

Flair also noticed. “Touchy touchy touchy. You can keep him, you’re just responsible if he breaks out. I’m not making a leash for you to put him on.”

Arkuan snorted, though his thoughts lingered on that for a moment. Maybe not a leash, but something else that would make it clear to Swift that Arkuan was in charge again...the multiverse was full of objects that could keep a mage contained, after all... He shook his head. “Something to pick up next time we restock supplies, then. We need to put someone in the capital to watch the stepdad, see if we can come up with a good time to grab him.”

“I’ll put out a word to our more stealthy mooks,” Flair promised. “Maybe I can remove the blood from one and reanimate them to send... That’ll keep everyone from pouncing on them just for having a pulse.”

Arkuan took that as his cue to leave. As he stalked down the wooden hallway, he slowly grinned.

It was only a matter of time before he and Swift could pick up their “training” once more.

Pain. Searing pain. He couldn’t get free, he couldn’t run. All he felt was pain. Metal and bone and claw and tooth digging into skin. Arkuan towered over him with a sadistic grin, claws dug into his sides, and-

They woke up on the floor. They took a moment to realize that the scream they had heard was their own. They grimaced in pain as they grabbed the old couch and hauled themself back up onto it. The blanket they had been using was kicked down to the arm near where their feet had been.

Their body ached. Especially the stumps where their arm and leg had been. They disconnected their prosthetics and removed the anchors so they could rub the spots and work some healing magic in to try desperately to soothe the pain. Their hunger curled in the pit of their stomach and whimpered. It could smell the Halo-free vampires nearby and it was hungry.

“Swift?”

They flinched at the woman’s voice saying one of their names. It took them a moment to remember who they were around. “Hey Umi.”

The other vampire kept a firm grip on her cane as she pushed off from the wall to approach them. “I heard your scream. Are you okay?”

I’m fine- They caught themself before they lied. Umi deserved honesty. “I was...stuck in a memory,” they admitted slowly. “Woke up on the floor. But I’m not harmed and I wasn’t attacked.” They reattached the anchors for their prosthetics and sunk their magic into it. The pieces of their right arm and left leg returned to their normal positions. Their magic took the place of the joints and granted them more mobility than a flesh-and-blood arm or leg. “Sorry for waking you up.”

Umi snorted quietly. “As if I wasn’t already awake from my own stress. I’ve been working on restoring Maestros records and trying to keep it from vanishing from fae bullshit so much” – she yawned for a moment and then kept speaking – “that I think I might be going mad.”

Swift wondered if they could convince Lazaro to adopt Umi. The two were very similar, and Umi could do with a paternal figure. Swift couldn’t be that figure themself. They also yawned before they responded. “Well, that makes two of us.” They rubbed their face. They weren’t likely to get back to sleep, not with their hunger still whimpering. “How about we make some tea?”

Umi nodded and got up to head over to the small kitchen area. She retrieved her kettle and filled it with water, then put it on to heat it up. She began quietly digging through the cupboards to get clean cups, sugar, and tea leaves.

Swift took a few more minutes to calm themself down so they weren’t reflexively breathing again. Then they stood up and joined Umi in the kitchen. They reached up to get the cups down since they were taller than Umi even without wearing heels.

The actual process of making tea was simple and required a bit of waiting, but the two vampires returned to the couch and sat down so they could both drink it. It wasn’t enough to silence Swift’s hunger since it wasn’t blood, but they tried to ignore that. They tried to soothe themself as they slowly drank the tea.

They were safe. They were free. They were away from the Honorable Judge. They weren’t under Her control. Arkuan and Flair were gone for good.

Right?

Winter Study

The sound of a stylus tapping on a wax tablet was getting annoying. Unfortunately, Malkonia was the one annoying herself.

The tablet had been an initial gift from High Marshal Celino Guitirre, a member of the Legion of Dusk who was missing an arm like she now was and who had taken her under his remaining wing. She had been relearning how to write from her lessons with her aunt and was beginning to learn the Torrezone script and native languages from either the High Marshal or from Glorifier Abano. Glorifier Abano was a nervous-looking man who was just as tired as every other medic and healer that Malkonia had met, including her aunt.

Right now, she was curled up on the cot, using her own coils to help keep the tablet steady while she figured out how to string the words that she wanted together. She was making a solo attempt to put her feelings to wax just to get them out of her head. But nothing that she wrote put all of her feelings into words; the relief she felt knowing she was not alone and didn’t have to learn everything again all alone, the fear she felt that she’d never figure it out again, the ache of the cold seeping through her scales and into her bones, the renewed feeling of loneliness of being somewhere she didn’t know too well, even with people she did know... It went on and on. The longer she thought about it, the more overwhelmed all of her feelings became.

Finally defeated, Malkonia tossed the wax tablet (very gently) onto her cot, crossed her arms, and quietly pouted.

Her mother looked up from the book she had been reading. Hythonia the Cruel was no healer, but she had listened to Glorifier Abano’s instructions on how to help Malkonia with adapting to her disability. “Finally offended by the wax?” she asked in Therosian, raising a brow.

Malkonia smiled sheepishly and retrieved the tablet. “No, Mother. Just frustrated.”

Hythonia flipped to a new page in her book. Malkonia could read a bit of the title, something about love and lampades. She had once snuck into a different part of the cave and found it full of written poetry expounding on the virtues of love between women. She had read a page of one and grown so embarrassed about it that she put it back and didn’t ask her mother about why Hythonia even had those. “Perhaps you should go outside for a bit,” her mother finally recommended. “Put on your layers and go clear your head instead of glaring at the wax until you melt it.”

That was probably the best idea. And it let Malkonia uncurl for a little while. “Will do, Mother,” she said as she slithered off of the cot and went to retrieve another two layers. Getting dressed was thankfully rather easy thanks to the fact that most of it was just cloth. She couldn’t imagine trying to put on armor like the Legionnaires wore one-handed. The High Marshal had a puppy trained to help him with his, but he also knew how to actually put them on to begin with. The closest Malkonia had figured out so far was that there were buckles and straps.

Once her layers were in order, Malkonia dismissed herself and escaped out to the streets of Alta Torrezon. She was getting more used to the baffled looks that everyone gave her, but she had been lucky enough to not receive any threats so far. It helped that she had been out a few times with the High Marshal to test her new balance while slithering at a higher speed. She still couldn’t keep up with his exultation, but she at least wasn’t sliding directly into walls anymore.

The ground was cold, wet, and covered in a slush of what used to be snow. Water had melted and then refrozen into icicles and icy puddles among the stone of the streets. But in theory, spring was on its way, when it would grow warmer again and the snow would return to rain. People spoke around Malkonia, their voices melding into one another until it was just noise. She pulled the hood further down over her face and serpents. She slithered until she happened to look up at a nearby wall and realized that she recognized the woman sitting there.

Lily of Thyrsus was perched almost like a bird on top of a snow-covered half-wall, writing in a fairly large tome and occasionally looking up at a nearby building with a furrowed brow before she went back to writing. Malkonia listened to the scratching of the pen across the paper and was surprised to find a song. More hesitant strokes broke up the longer and smoother ones. Despite the weather, the goddess still wore the same blend of robes and armor as she had when she was called to help Malkonia.

Malkonia was surprised that the goddess was still there. She had seen glances of Lily over the past few weeks, but the young goddess seemed to slip through the streets of the capital like a shadow. When Malkonia finally bothered her aunt into agreeing to let her see one of the dawn services that the Church of Dusk held, Lily was present in the back of the room, writing notes in that ever-present tome. It seemed like everyone who needed to know that a foreign goddess was present was aware yet didn’t take issue with it, and Lily was merely observing things open to the public with a furrowed brow and a pen that never seemed to run dry. But she was always gone before Malkonia could talk to her.

But there the goddess sat, unbothered by the cold, writing away like a poet deep in thought. Malkonia hesitated for a moment before she slithered closer and made sure that Lily could hear her.

Lily looked up for a moment when she heard Malkonia approach. She offered a smile that made Malkonia forget how to speak for a moment. “Hello Malkonia.” She slid down from the wall and landed lightly on her feet. “How are you feeling?”

She was quietly thankful that Lily had given her a question. She could answer that, at least. “The pain’s not as sharp as it was before, but it’s still present.” She tilted her head. “Are...you not cold, Lily?”

“Ke veveia ochi, of course not,” Lily said, waving a little dismissively. She had spoken in Thyrsian first and then reflexively translated it. Malkonia assumed that this was a habit she had built up over time. “Snow and I are made of the same thing, and I don’t have the whole freezing of the blood thing to worry about.”

“Made of the same thing?” Malkonia repeated. She looked at the icicles and the slush and the snow. “Water? Even if you are, that doesn’t mean you can’t get frostbite or something worse. That targets the skin and muscle, not the blood.” Glorifier Abano had taught her a lot about cold-based injuries once he heard that Theros had no such winter and no such training. Before she realized what she was doing, Malkonia reached out and took one of Lily’s bare hands in her own, turning it over to check for discoloration. She did not see any indication of frostnip having set in yet, but better safe than sorry. “Come on, let’s get inside.”

Lily blinked a few times, then nodded her assent. “As you wish.” As she fell in step with Malkonia’s slithering, she asked another question. “Are they treating you well here?”

Malkonia nodded. “Of course! I’m...a little surprised by that, but I think Aunt Menea is doing enough that people are accepting that we’ll be here for a little while.” Menea was also representing the interests of Theros overall when it came to speaking with important Torrezone people like the Saint. She was the most likely person to pull it off, after all.

Malkonia herself had gotten to see Saint Elenda exactly once since arriving in Alta Torrezon. The Saint had been speaking with Mavren once when Hythonia brought Malkonia with her to speak with Mavren. Malkonia had been stricken by the Saint’s beauty. Everything about her, from the soft gold of her eyes to the wisps of grey among her dark hair, spoke not just of the divinity that she bore but also of her years of life and experience. She knew who she was and what she sought to teach the mortals who followed her, exactly as Malkonia’s mother and aunt did. The Saint was more than just beautiful; she was radiant, awe-inspiring, elegant. Malkonia had stayed silent out of worry that she might say something foolish.

Looking at Lily, Malkonia did not see that same certainty, but she saw a similar kind of divinity. Lily was a goddess closer to Malkonia’s age than to her mother and aunt’s. It was hard to tell if she was powerful, but it was clear to see that she was beautiful and inquisitive.

Malkonia realized that she had been staring. She shook her head slightly to try and get her mind back under control. “What brought you back to Alta Torrezon?” she asked. It had turned into a back-and-forth between them, one question for another.

Lily shifted her tome and pen into one arm to carry them more comfortably. She looked sheepish, like how Malkonia so often felt. “I find the architecture here to be very nice, but I don’t think my artistic abilities are good enough to copy what I see in them.”

“Can I see?” Malkonia asked, slithering a little closer to try and peek even though the book was closed.

Lily readjusted her grip again and opened the book. “Please don’t laugh.” She flipped past pages of writing in a script that looked like an older version of the Therosian script that Malkonia was learning and a bunch of strange symbols across the pages until she got to the last one she had been working on.

Malkonia studied the page. There were...certainly drawings on the page. One of those scribbles was probably meant to be the roses that were depicted across every building. Which meant that the lines around it were supposed to be the bricks of the wall.

“It’s...closer to an attempt than I can do right now,” she finally settled on. It was the most diplomatic way she could have put it.

Lily sucked in air between her teeth and closed the tome. “Yeah, that’s what I thought. Like I said, I am no artist.”

“At least you’re making an attempt,” Malkonia offered. She didn’t laugh at Lily’s attempt to try something new. Apparently even goddesses struggled with picking up new skills.

“An attempt that I will not be sharing with the mortals back home, that’s for sure. My skills and hobbies tend more towards studying, adventuring, and antagonizing my mortal friends than towards architecture and drawing.” Lily studied Malkonia for a moment. Malkonia tried not to grow flustered. “What about you?”

Malkonia’s cheeks remained warm. “I help tend to the plants and bees in my aunt’s garden. And I’m studying to become a healer like she is. And just...generally studying to learn more of how worship of the pantheon goes now.” She reached up and tugged her hood down more as a cold wind came through. Lily didn’t shiver even though Malkonia herself did. “Seeing the different clothes across different planes is really cool. And...one time a trader came to Skathos and left behind a drawing for some kind of race across some other planes. The chariots they used were fascinating, there weren’t any animals drawing them but they still seemed like they were moving quickly in the image.”

“Chariots without animals drawing them...” Lily trailed off for a moment. Malkonia saw the exact moment when her description clicked. “Oh! The vehicles in that Ghirapur Grand Prix, right. I don’t yet know much about how they function, but I quite enjoyed the Amonkhet team’s work during the race.”

“Amonkhet?” Malkonia repeated. She got the door to the hospital-cathedral open and slithered in alongside Lily.

“It’s a desert plane. Sand and undead as far as the eye can see. Beautiful place,” Lily said, her voice lowering out of respect for the place they were now in. “I keep intending to head back, but I still have other work I need to do in the short term.”

Malkonia couldn’t help it. “Like drawing ‘buildings’?” she teased.

Lily laughed softly. Malkonia was slightly overwhelmed by how beautiful the goddess’s laugh was. “Or just making a valiant attempt to.”

Hythonia looked up from her book as Malkonia returned. She sized up Lily just like she had when Lily brought Malkonia back to her. “Lily of Thyrsus,” the elder gorgon finally greeted. “A pleasure to see you again.”

Lily bowed at the waist, keeping her tome pulled against her chest. “Lady Hythonia of Skathos. Likewise. How are you faring in this Torrezone winter?”

“Not particularly well. Theros has not been this cold in a very long time,” Hythonia grumbled as she returned to reading her book. “What of your plane, Thyrsus?”

“My mother’s plane,” Lily corrected, almost automatically. She shook her head. “We get winters like this one, but that depends on the year. This year we just have a ‘nippy’ cold rather than an overwhelming freeze.”

“A far more preferable type of weather to this one,” Hythonia agreed. Malkonia was surprised that her mother was getting along so well with someone, considering...well, it had been at least Malkonia’s entire life since Hythonia last received a guest, based on the fact that the statues had been in place from the day Malkonia hatched to now. “Though I suppose I would complain less were I home. Traveling is not something I enjoy. You seem like you have no such qualms.”

Lily smiled. Malkonia tried not to grow flustered upon seeing that smile again. “I consider myself an adventurer,” the goddess said with a small nod. “I have a certain restlessness that contributes to it.”

A certain restlessness. That was certainly a way to describe the emotions that Malkonia had been feeling ever since she followed Mavren on his pilgrimage. She wanted to keep traveling, to experience the lands and oceans of not just Theros but other planes as well. She knew that she was supposed to be training to become Skathos’s steward like her mother, but... “What’s it like?” she asked Lily before she could stop herself.

Lily considered her answer. “Do you want the realistic answer or the poetic one?”

“The realistic one.” Malkonia had gotten used to sleeping outside during her first trip.

“You get very used to uncomfortable sleeping and non-regular bathing. And eating trail rations, whatever you can hunt or gather, or whatever you can steal. Or just starving. That happened quite a bit before I started working with an adventuring party. You have to think ahead and plan a lot more than people imagine. It is not as simple as just grabbing a weapon and walking down the road. Especially if you are traveling alone or with people you don’t know very well.” Despite this, Lily smiled and Malkonia’s heart skipped a beat. “But when you are traveling with people that you trust, people who have proven themselves reliable both in combat and in adventuring, people who want to travel and to travel with you specifically? That is the greatest part, in my not-so-humble opinion.”

At this, the yearning in Malkonia’s heart only grew.

“…Yes, this is Makoto, in the Outer District. My team has handled the rogue pyromancer-”

“AHHH! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!”

The Imperial samurai flinched, releasing the button from his radio and allowing his dispatcher to respond in a staticky, skeptical tone, “That screaming in the background doesn’t sound very ‘handled’ to me.

“Well. There’s not a fire hazard anymore. And we apprehended the pyromancer as well.”

So, why the panicking civilians?

“There was a-”

“HOW DID THEY EVEN MALFUNCTION LIKE THIS!”

“-a slight complication during the apprehension.”

And that is?

“Well. A good samaritan provided assistance in taking down the threat. A tech mogul of some sort, I believe, who defended herself with an array of thopters with shielding tech.”

The dispatcher’s voice turned somewhat amused. “All right. Let’s hear it, then. How did involving a - civilian - in an Imperial operation possibly go wrong?

“As I mentioned, we did suppress the threat. However, there was a-”

“I DID THE MATH TEN TIMES!”

“-a malfunction when some of the flames slipped past the shield wall. The thopters went rogue, and are…currently in the process of-”

“WHY DID I MAKE THE SHIELDS SO SHARP!”

“…You know what? You can probably guess what’s happening.”

And why isn’t your team helping her?

“Everyone else is down, either due to fire or thopter attacks. I’m currently taking cover and…assessing the…Oh, I know! I had to call it in!”

Phenomenal.” Makoto flinched as he heard the sarcasm dripping from the dispatcher’s voice, even through the radio. “Reinforcements are on the way. In the meanwhile, go out and help that woman.

“Right…”

Now!

“Of course!”

Makoto pocketed his radio, leapt out from behind cover, and sprinted toward the chaos. His panicked cries began soon after, joining those of the victim, though these screams did not transmit.

[I’m not a super frequent blue player, but it is a definite dopamine hit when you counter a big spell with a Mana Drain or Spell Swindle. And I can only imagine it’s similar with this one!]

[An audio message posted to the network. The audio is heavily distorted and glitched. Any technomancy applied to try and work out what the message says fizzles and fails.]

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First Incarnation

Fossora was shuffling through the citadels of the undercity. It's limbs creaked and groaned like tendons were flexing and moving, as she found a familiar segment of rubble. Much of the undercity had become like this, columns stood high, then when the darkness and mildew set in they crumbled into sludge-like piles, bricks replaces with malted shells and coated in secretions. But the segments of stone here were opened, as if something was salvaged recently from it. It stuck it's head inside, knees against the cold tile, and gazed towards a ring. It was the same brass as an Izzet boiler, encrusted with sigils it couldn't identify in the light.

Winds pushed their way from the surface again. Snow had built around the crevices Fossora's vessel, used to climb through, back when she still had flesh. This bite of winter was the only sign it had moved beyond it's comfortable space, for the Izzet had redeemed themselves in it's eyes, the extra heat from their boilers held it's hands out to each and every living member under Fossora's care. Fevers and frostbite had faded from memory due to their innovations, and despite Fossora's gripes over their methodology and disregard for nature, it could not deny the pleasantries of seeing it's brood maintained. Eggs hatching early yet with healthy millipedes, beetles unlikely to sustain themselves bunkered-down, this joy permeated it's skeleton.

Anonymous asked:

Soooo I know there's supposed to be a particular method to send in an application as a suitor, buuuut I think this is the right place! I'm Aithre, I'm an Oceanid from Theros. I'm not technically a woman but also not technically a man, can I still apply? Thank you!

Hello there Aithre, thank you for sending a message to check. I am a strictly gay man attracted only to other men, not to women or other genders. I wish you luck elsewhere with your romantic pursuits.

-Koda Hayashi

Ducks In A Row

You sat at the dining room table across from your father. Or, well, across from one of them. Silentsign, Pops, your nezumi dad. He smiled at you, and you smiled back, even though everything that was coming up made your stomach twist into knots. Toshiro the mastiff – not much of a puppy anymore – snoozed by your feet.

You raised your hands and signed. Nezumi sign language took a bit more effort for you than for a nezumi. “I’ve made an arrangement so you have a second watching your back during the next suitor party.” You didn’t want to have another suitor party. Or the inevitable third one. But work was work, and this was part of the price you were paying. At least you could be sure that your dad would be safe. You’d handle the payment later.

Pops tilted his head. You watched his clipped ear twitch as he signed. Ears, whiskers, tail, hands. The four main things to watch in nezumi sign language. “Who are they?”

Renaissance of the Maestros. New Capennan. Very skilled assassin.” They were older than you in the same field of work as your parents used to be in. “Planeswalker. Professional.”

You had already asked Renaissance and confirmed this with them. Thank you for trusting me with this task, they had said over text. Trust. You supposed you were trusting them more than you trusted most business acquaintances. Or even your own family at times.

I’d like to meet them so I can see how well I can work with them,” Pops signed back. “If you trust them, I will be nice.”

You nodded. “I’ll make the arrangements,” you promised. You looked up when you heard a knock on the door and then heard it open. “That must be Lily. She said she wanted to come by tonight. Excuse me.” After Pops nodded, you got up and gently prodded Toshiro with your foot to wake him up. He stretched and yawned, then padded after you as you slipped out of the kitchen and into the front hall.

Lily was waiting for you. She clearly had the family spark back based on the renewed confidence in her step. She still wore that same blend of robes and armor that you had come to consider her personal uniform. And she had...something wrapped in cloth in her arms.

You just gave her a side hug. “Hey Lily,” you whispered, letting some of your exhaustion slip into your voice. “Thanks for coming by. What did you want to talk about?”

She closed her eyes and let out a soft, exhausted sigh of her own for a moment within the hug, then perked back up. “A few things, but first, sit down so I can give you this.” She held up the thing in her arms.

You smiled and shook your head before you sat down as directed. “Do you want me to close my eyes and hold out my hands too?” you teased.

“That is entirely up to you.”

You opted not to and let the goddess gently set the bundle down in your lap. It was decently hefty, so you unwrapped the cloth with care. You inhaled when you saw the first bit of bone. Serpentine structure, no teeth, horns that curled just like the body and tail of the living being had.

You swallowed and gently held up the Thyrsian dragon skull. It was easily the size of a small dog. “Lily, this is...” You trailed off. You gently ran a thumb across the lower jaw of the skull.

She held up a hand. “I know that you have specific things you do to ask the skull spirit for permission for skull scrying,” she said. “But I figured that if anyone could blend the talents of skull scrying with knowledge of Thyrsian dragons, it would be you.”

You swallowed and gently set the skull back in your lap. “Thank you, Lily.” You didn’t know what else to say as you gazed at the skull in your hands and gently ran a thumb around the curve of one of its horns.

She sat down next to you. “You’re welcome, Koda.” She reached into one of the various pockets of her robes. If it were anyone else right now, you would have expected a weapon. But you knew that Lily didn’t keep weapons in her pockets. You were still confused when she removed a bag from her pocket and opened it to reveal the teeth that were meant to be part of the skull. “As you know, in Thyrsus, the teeth of dragons can be sown to create soldiers matching the species of the one who sows them. I also know that you have a strong aversion to the idea of creating people specifically to be soldiers.”

That you did, given what the Imperial Court and the noble families did to their clones. To ones like Redlash and the newly-named Quickpaw. To anyone they found useful enough to repeat over and over until the clones’ bodies gave out.

You also knew just how dangerous the Spartoi were when they first sprouted. They were aggressive and lashed out violently until the one who had sown them either calmed or killed them. It took several months in a one-on-one setting to help a Spartoi learn how to live, communicate, and work with others in combat rather than striking alone. This necessity for time, patience, and one-to-one training was why you had not mentioned this particularity of Thyrsus’s native dragons and their teeth to your vampiric fathers when the question of manpower ever came up.

“I am not asking you to help,” Lily said softly, “but I wanted to ask for your thoughts on what might happen if we changed the variables. A non-Thyrsian sowing the teeth in Thyrsian soil. A Thyrsian sowing the teeth in non-Thyrsian soil. A non-Thyrsian sowing the teeth in non-Thyrsian soil.”

You leaned back and tried to focus solely on the theoretical. “The way I see it, you have several other variables to consider, such as how close another plane is to Thyrsus both magically and in terms of placement in the Blind Eternities, or if the non-Thyrsian is of a species similar to a Thyrsian one or not.”

Lily was listening intently. The two of you had spent several years now going back and forth on magical theory and spell work. You both enjoyed the chance to poke holes into each other’s works.

“So what you’re actually testing is the similarity between a plane’s overall magic balance to see if you can replicate the results on another plane and whether the dragon tooth is capable of copying a non-Thyrsian species or if the cultural memory of the plane’s dragons will only create Spartoi from Thyrsians.” You paused. “But most of the mortal species were created after the Progenitor Dragon and Progenitor Hydra, right?”

She nodded. “Mythologically speaking, yes. And every mortal species of Thyrsus, including the gorgons and nymphai and lotus feeders, can create Spartoi matching them.”

You didn’t like what you were going to say next. But you needed to be honest. “This seems like something you’d have to actually test instead of leaving it in the theoretical.”

Lily remained quiet for a few moments. “...I’m aware,” she finally said. “I just didn’t want you to think that I was going into this without thinking.”

You snorted. “I don’t think I can accuse you of not thinking, Lily. Maybe I can accuse you of not knowing everything, but you do try to actually think about things.”

She laughed. It was an unsteady yet familiar sound. One that she had been trying to make more consistently ever since the two of you first met in Odithis several years back when you stole a kill from her. “Thank you, Koda. It’s nice to be able to speak with you about these things. You always find the blindspot.”

“I’d be a pretty shit assassin if I couldn’t.”

She put the teeth back into the bag. “...Would you like these?” she finally offered.

You had figured this question, this offer, had been coming. You wordlessly held out your hand, palm up. Once she deposited it in your grasp, you gently closed your fingers around it. You felt the teeth within. There were forty-six of various sizes and shapes. You could almost completely restore the Dokuchi Reckoners to pre-Phyrexian Invasion numbers if this worked.

But you just tucked the teeth away in the pocket of your armor. “Anything else you wanna talk about?” you prompted.

Lily fidgeted with her sleeve for a moment while she put the words together. “Cinder’s traveling without the spark.”

“Funny enough, so is Mum.” You weren’t too sure why your mother had decided to strike off on another trip, especially without Pops, but you knew better than to ask. “Maybe they’ll run into each other.”

Another laugh. “That would be something. The Exactor of Justice and the scariest woman I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. Like one of those stories you told me about mountain ronin with their sidekicks that they can’t get rid of. Except it’s my brother that’s the sidekick.” Lily finally stood up. “I’m pretty sure that’s everything, but I’ll text you if I think of something else. Have fun with your new skull friend.”

“I will,” you said with a nod. “Keep your own ass covered, Lily.”

She stepped outside of the door and planeswalked away in the familiar flurry of pages. You gently picked up the dragon skull again to stare into its empty eye sockets. “...You and I are going to become very good friends, Ismenios,” you whispered to it.

Within the bone, you felt the skull spirit awaken.

The Flight Of The Dea Praxidike

I stood in the cavern with a lit torch. Warm orange, red, and purple light flickered and bounced off of the brown, grey, and black stones. Another mortal had died. Another mortal needed to be guided down. The same thing, over again, just like it had been when I first took up this position.

I had often read what my sister brought back from other planes. Legal codes, music theory, biographies of people who had lived and died far from where I would ever reach even if I did planeswalk using the family spark. Things that used to exist. But it was in the stories she brought of other planes’ divines that I found the term “psychopomp”, which I supposed was the closest word to describe my duties.

I met the soul of the dead. Thankfully, unlike the last time, this one was a Thyrsian. The centaur was cradling her arm, as though expecting it to still be broken. She was faded and washed out as all newly-dead souls were. I kept my torch raised in my right hand and offered my left to her. She took my hand after a moment when she realized where she was. Together, we set off further down into the cave and towards the House of Endings.

Home was cold. The furnaces of the Raqsai underground were running at half-capacity, causing the surface to develop a thin skin of frost. Viridian hadn’t dressed for the occasion, but it didn’t matter. She left the wreckage of Zenith’s guitar where his shrine had stood while Glasswing maintained it. Now it was a rough bubble of wart-like glass.

She took a quick dive down a side-street, followed by another, by another, then by another. She could already feel her face oozing and decompressing, as she nestled herself between two steel containers. Must’ve been fresh Incur transport components, dumped deep into the labyrinth of in-betweens. Whatever brought them here, she nestled herself into one, and closed its lid 90% of the way.

‘What have you done?’

‘…’

‘A child. You, of all people, see yourself as a mother? You’re sick. A party-whore who’s only job is to dance could never understand how to be a mother. Your child is on another plane and it’s hardly even a day old.’

‘Don’t talk to me like that.’

‘I’ll talk to scum like you however I want. And what I want is for you to give up. Just drop the kid in his bowl outside Koda’s. Everyone will thank you for not ruining someone else’s life again.’

‘But I wanna try and be different.’

‘Fine. Dump it on that skyship of Rain’s. Pretend he never happened.’

‘You’re not listening to me.’

‘FINE! FEED IT TO THE PATRONS IN BILLZIE’S ONI CULT. They love to play with their food afterall.’

‘Who even are you? Who are you to tell me how to raise a child?’

‘I’m you. Parts of yourself you don’t like to see. I’m Knox’s other half, as it were. You like to dress up as him to run away. I’m the costume you’ll never try on, but is always waiting for the day you wear a tearaway.’

‘Stop, you can’t do this to me. I’m a star, I’m trying my best. I’m even gonna fix Home, please.’

‘Keep crying all you like. Home is not yours to fix, nor Mirak’s. You’re so deluded you let that monster into your life without a second thought. You know exactly why it had to die. You sound just like that idol group.’

‘They didn’t deserve that and I was upset leaving the orphanage, let me make mistakes!’

‘You strangled three women because they were prettier than you, and the only reason security didn’t catch you was the fact that you ruined the footage and kept running. The brightest stars of Kamigawa’s stage and you, you pathetic stain, extinguished them.’

‘…’

‘Nothing to say? Fine. Crawl up in a ball and cry. I’ll be waiting for you.’

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"Sir Epoch!"

The library was nearly empty when Renaissance arrived. As expected, they found Othello Epoch in his office, half-hidden behind a pile of books. He greeted them with a flick of his tail, not bothering to lift his head.

"I see you have returned to the city in one piece, my student." His voice was deep and foreboding, but Ren could hear a low purr behind it that told them the old sphinx was happy to hear their voice again. "Your expedition to the surface. How did it go?"

"Well enough," they said with a grin, pulling a chair up next to him. "Only a few near-death experiences. Almost got eaten by a hydragator, at one point!"

"Indeed? It must not have found you very appetizing, then."

Ren scoffed, rolling their eyes, but the smile stayed on their face. "Nah, I was just too hard for it to catch. Plus, I stole the thing it was using as bait, so I think that made it realize I wasn't worth it."

"Dear, you should sleep."

Sameia entered the Captain's cabin. Without knocking. As she was want to do.

She had permission, but she had been doing it often lately.

The Captain stood at her desk, maps, charts, and blueprints spread across it's surface. Paliano, the docks, the high city... The Crescenzo estate itself. Strong armed from the remanants of the family who had built it generations ago, edited with the unmarked passages and secrets Adelaide remembered from her childhood. A precious document. The key to her success, and to her future.

She looked a mess, as Sam crossed to her. She hadn't slept well, her curls were tangled and knotted in many spots. An empty mug had been pushed to the far edge of the desk, and another was still laying across the small room by the far wall, from when it had been thrown.

She trailed a hand across their shoulder as she came to stand behind the desk with The Captain. Bliss didn't truly notice, still absorbed in the maps beneath her, as she scratched out another plan in ink. She would throw this one out too, eventually. The guard rotations never lined up right, or she would hear a report back from those watching the estate that something had changed, her planned route of entry was no longer available. They shifted their stance, tail flicking irritably as she looked down at the desk beneath her hands.

"I can't sleep yet. I'm close. We're close. I just... Need more information."

The Captain had been saying it for months already. They had been scraping together every ounce of information they could on her mother, on her family, on the physical estate. It still didn't feel like enough. She sighed, straightening up and stretching her back, as Sameia rubbed a warm hand across her hunched shoulders.

When had she become so cautious? When had she started worrying about exit strategies, about supplies and stealth and making sure they wouldn't be seen? Wouldn't be hunted and chased from this plane just like Ixalan?

Oh yes. That's when. When she lost her network. She grimaced, and Sam's tail curled around her own when it paused in it's irritated twitching.

"The first 10 plans were all fine. We're breaking in, taking what we need, and leaving." Sam picks up a crumpled piece of parchment. The latest plan she had discarded. "What part about that wasn't working for you?"

She didn't understand. It wasn't about that. Well, it was, but not like that. The Contessa Crescenzo would be home. She HAD to be home. And therefore it had to be perfect. Adelaide had to make sure it was perfect. Her... Revenge? Ascension? Confrontation.

She needed to be in control of the meeting with her mother. She needed to prove to her that she could succeed her. Or... Something like that. She wasn't sure.

This plan felt like the closest yet. They could get in, lock down the estate, take out any problematic guards, stop anyone from interfering. But she just couldn't account for The Contessa herself. And that was what was irritating her.

"It's just... Not right." She answered lamely. How could she explain this to Sameia? It barely made sense to her. She didn't WANT to be the Contessa. She didn't WANT to stay on this plane. But she wanted her freedom. And that would come with power. Crescenzo family power. Her mother's power.

Bliss sighed, taking a step back from the desk. Even is something within her simmered with resentment at being pulled away from creating their perfect plan, she was at her wit's end. She needed rest, and food, and the company of someone other than her own thoughts.

"You're right. Let's get out of here. What time is it?" Bliss looked around the cabin, grimacing at the state of it. The tankard on the floor slowly rolled back and forth with the movement of the ship. It would need to be cleaned up. Ideally before she was caught up in planning again.

"Just past dawn." Sam looked between the plans of the desk. Nearly identical, differences only in slight timings and choosing one hallway over another. She shook her head.

The Captain groaned, rubbing her burning eyes. "Morning. Hells. Has Ruel-"

"Already finished cooking breakfast. And most of the crew has already eaten." Sam made a small correction to the current draft of the plan. "He saved you some. But you're getting the dregs of the coffee still."

Bliss chose not to care about her tampering in the moment.

Maybe Sam would see something she couldn't. Sameia was smarter than she was. She was better at planning, at strategy, everything that a leader truly needed.

If anyone could make it work, it was her beloved wizard.

Good Morning, Reckoner

"Good morning, Koda."

"Good morning, Miss Willow. How was your new year's?"

A laugh. "I believe that's the question I'm supposed to ask you. But my new year's was fine, I got to see my nieces before they headed back to school. How was yours?"

"Busy working at the shrine, and it's going to stay busy until Adult Day - on the twelfth. I did manage to slip away yesterday for a party with some friends, though." A pause. "...I slipped a little and wound up spiraling last night."

"Would you like to talk more about it?"

"Yes, it's just... Gods and kami, words are hard."

"Take your time."

A long silence.

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