when i grow up im gonna have a special attack that deals damage and is strong

My last reblog reminded me of my one coworker who was just telling me the other day about how her parents are practicing wiccans and her mom's chili is special and can reset your energy

I asked her, politely, what the fuck are you talking about

She told me that her mom once made chili, and then two weeks later, came into some money. So obviously it was the chili that did it. And now she makes chili whenever her chakras need a reset.

I asked as a joke maybe if it was something else they ate in those two weeks that caused it, and she was adamant that no, it was the chili.

Markets just have AI and 3d printed dragon fidget toys huh. i do like crochet stalls though thank you.

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BTW I'm working on Bioshippingweek for this year, same date but I want to try and post it earlier for everyone. That said.

Does anyone have any suggestions based on the last one? Things I could do to make it easier or better?

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

I stay away from men that hate women, and women that hate men. They be so miserable

a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

I am going to clarify that when I say "if your romantic pair would have no appeal as a platonic duo, they're going to fall flat", I'm not necessarily saying they needed to have a pre-existing friendship within the narrative. I'm saying that if you can't pitch the dynamic to me without referring to the fact that they think the other one is hot, they don't have a dynamic, they're just attracted.

"you're so quiet" yes someone told me i talk too much when i was 12 and now you have to go through the 7 trials and tribulations to unlock the real me

imagine being manfred von karma. turnabout goodbyes trial day 2. you've nearly completed your perfected rube goldberg machine ass revenge 15 years in the making. your victory is inches away and Straight Larry walks in stage left and blows everyhting up

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

Need help urgently

hey again. i feel pathetic asking again but i still need help and i only managed to get $10 from my last post. i still need some financial help while getting back on my feet and this one is a little more urgent.

i just started working from home so i haven't been paid yet and i haven't been able to pay my power bill. i just received a notification that my power will be disconnected soon.

please, please share this post and donate if you can.

my new job relies on this and it's the only way we can stay warm.

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thank you to everyone who has donated so far! i can't express enough appreciation! i'm almost at my goal!!

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