Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

exactly

call me the 8th gotch brother because i am Unwell

for those who are confused - filipinos ourselves use the term “peasant” because it has a specific meaning. Peasant means you have a landlord and work in feudal conditions. We are talking about people who make around 0.25USD/day in wages, or even who have to give a portion of their harvest to the landlord as land rent, and don’t make wages. It is a specific economic term grounded in our historical reality, not an insult like in 2010 tumblr lol

all powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is mr rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006

It is our responsibility as internet elders to pass down our knowledge to the youth

this is why I respect dropout more than any of my other streaming services. this kind of respect from the ceo to the customer- I don't even know who the Netflix CEO is. but I know who sam is. Just. no words

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

this was filmed april 4th 2025

Exactly the kind of cover I would provide if I was sending three of my agents to rob The Louvre

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

I love these so much

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

I’m still not convinced this isn’t a goncharov style social phenomenon made up to fuck with me specifically