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Russia-Offical

@russiarbehhehe

I do not claim to be Russia itself, or Russian- I am simply being a silly goober with a hyperfixation

INTRO

Привет, Welcome to Russia,

(I HAVE NO RELATION TO RUSSIA ITSELF)

Name: Call me Russ if ya wanna rlly get into character (or Starr)

pronouns: she/they

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This is just gonna be me messing around with other countries and officals

Tehe, give Russia a follow !!

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nblnb-god-offical

GUYS WE NEED TO GET HIM TO BAKE THIS CAKE

@mlm-god-offical FATHER COULD YOU ALSO REBLOG THIS?

would be better with vodka but I suppose vanilla extract will do..

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the-united-states-offical
Anonymous asked:

Hey

*points*

you gaybow

Woowww he admits it even with trump as his president

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the-united-states-offical

Jokes on you I don't actually care who's in charge. Don't mess with my bottom, bitch.

preech I shout as they drag me to the white padded room

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the-united-states-offical

yknow, I wouldn't mind a second bottom if, y'know, you're okay with that?

OKAY OKAY OKA-

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

I AM IN BRITAIN

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the-united-states-offical

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

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the-united-states-offical

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

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the-united-states-offical

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

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the-united-states-offical

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

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the-united-states-offical

I have the fucking warthog, your tanks won't do shit against my TITANIUM BATHTUB

You sound so fucking stupid threatening me with the words “titanium bathtub” ha.

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the-united-states-offical

Bitch fuck you, you best plane has a fun, my best gun has a plane.

your gun, has a plane? Last I checked guns can’t fly America- might wanna switch those two up.

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the-united-states-offical

The Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, better known as the Warthog, is a Close Air Support (CAS) aircraft. It's designed to be able to come in, blow up stuff on the ground like tanks, then leave and repeat until it's out of ammunition.It served alongside the F-15 Eagle, F-16 Fighting Falcon, F-18 Hornet, F-117 Nighthawk, and the B-52 Stratofortress in Operation Desert Storm. The A-10 was designed around the Gau 8/A Avenger Rotary Cannon, a 30mm Gatling gun.

30x173mm round next to a .30-06 Springfield for comparison (Credit; Wikipedia)

The A-10 has served in the USAF (United States Air Force) since 1977, and has not exited, due to the fact that not only nothing has been able to replace what it does, as well as it does, at its cost, but the USAF received negative backlash from the public for trying to remove them from service.

This shit was built for a gun, no the other way around.

i know what I said you dumb fuck

..okay then

anyways-

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

I AM IN BRITAIN

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

I have the fucking warthog, your tanks won't do shit against my TITANIUM BATHTUB

You sound so fucking stupid threatening me with the words “titanium bathtub” ha.

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

Bitch fuck you, you best plane has a fun, my best gun has a plane.

your gun, has a plane? Last I checked guns can’t fly America- might wanna switch those two up.

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

I AM IN BRITAIN

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

I have the fucking warthog, your tanks won't do shit against my TITANIUM BATHTUB

You sound so fucking stupid threatening me with the words “titanium bathtub” ha.

jaw drops

how the hell u still alive damn

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

I AM IN BRITAIN

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

I have the fucking warthog, your tanks won't do shit against my TITANIUM BATHTUB

You sound so fucking stupid threatening me with the words “titanium bathtub” ha.

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

I AM IN BRITAIN

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

I AM IN BRITAIN

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

I AM IN BRITAIN

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

Avatar
the-united-states-offical

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

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