BASED ON TTS BIG E

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Anonymous asked:

I’m surprised you haven’t said anything about what happened(the kiss). You normally pester me about that shit

I FOR ONCE DECIDED NOT TO. BUT YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!!

“Figured what out?” Alexander shook his head, “Nathan was just worried about my health”

The emperor’s left eye twitched.

YOU’RE KIDDING. RIGHT? YOUR PULLING ME LEG.

YOU. DONT. R E A L I Z E- IM GOING TO POP A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL.

If I was intentionally doing this I would be having a blast but unfortunately I don’t know what you are talking about. Nathan can’t stand my antics let alone my personality.

THIS IS MENTALLY PAINFUL. OH MY FUCKING CHEESE CURDS.

“Cheese curds? That is a weird thing to say.” Alexander said focusing on the turn of phrase. Nathan sighs and shakes his head.

The emperor while appearing outwardly serene‚ was about to fucking pop. And pop he fucking did.

FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING BESIDES NATAHN BECAUSE HE COULD DO NO WRONG. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW NATHAN HAS DEVELOPED FEELING FOR YOU. YOU SUCK.

Nathan shakes his head “I don’t even know my Lord”

“Shut. You could not have developed ‘feelings’ for me.” Alexander glares at both of them. “I am unlovable and everyone knows it”

I AM GOING TO BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTIL ME BRAIN PAINTS THE FLOOR. I CAN HEAR EVERYONES THOUGHTS. YOU ARE INFACT LOVEABLE TO ONE GUY.

“Please don’t my Lord. You will get used to it with enough time.” Nathan looks somewhat sad. Alexander is doing basically anything to keep his mind off of the conversation at hand.

“I doubt that” Alexander finally responded to the Emperor’s outburst

The TTS device over heats in that moment‚ pure mental warfare writes lines on his face and he battles the urge to just yell.

”Well you are simply wrong then Alexander.”

“Not in this case. Nobody could possibly love me” Alexander turns away from them. Nathan reached out and placed a hand on his shoulder. Alexander shrugged it off him, curling into himself. “I made it that way, I will stay this way”

”Until what?”

“Until forever. I don’t care.”

“Whatever you say then.”

“Glad you agree with me,” Alexander moved to leave but Nathan stopped him.

“I don’t.” He pulled Alexander into a hug, “please don’t say about yourself.”

The emperor summoned some popcorn.

Alexander moved to get out of the hug but it was halfhearted. “I can say whatever I want about myself.” Nathan pulled him closer.

“I care about you dumbass,” he gently shifted Alexander so they were facing each other. The rested his forehead against Alexander’s. “I beg you, let me care”

Alexander said nothing, but he ever so slowly moved his head. “Don’t tell me what to do” and kisses Nathan.

The emperor had an entire mood shift, and was doing everything not to burst out laughing.

Neither Alexander nor Nathan seemed to notice, to caught up with the other man to pay any attention to any outside observers. Alexander pulled away and winked at Nathan.

“Let us finish this later.” Alexander whispered, and Nathan smiled.

“Only if you promise not to ignore this time. I don’t want to deal with you gaslighting me again”

Alexander considers this and then remembers that the Emperor was in the room with them. He turns, “Not one word”

“hehehehhehehehhehehehheh…. Sure “

“I mean it Asshole.”

”I won’t say shit‚ don’t worry.”

Nathan let’s Alexander go and moves to get refreshments.

“I know you, I would be surprised if you weren’t gossiping with Malcador this very moment”

“Malcador would be beating me with his staff if he wasn’t so concerned that I might fall apart actually. And I am no snitch!”

Alexander huffs and looks back as Nathan renters the room. Nathan smiles and laughs.

“Come on Alexander, what’s wrong with having a joke here and there?” He pats Alexander and on the shoulder. “Besides it’s not like they are wrong. We are having a bit if fun”

“GET A ROOM.”

“Later” Alexander sits back down. He looks at Nathan with pure lust. “Later”

BLEGH. STOP THINKING. I CAN SEE YOUR THOUGHTS.

Then give me something else to think about

HOW ABOUT VALDOR GETTING HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME?

Yeah I saw, why couldn’t it have been me?

I DONT THINK WE ARE EXACTLY TRUSTED WITH ANY FORM OF SUBSTANCES AT THE MOMENT. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MY HANDS ON SOME AND SHARED

Unfortunate. A tragedy really.

WAIT. I COULD LEGIT JUST MAKE SOME RIGHT NOW. YOU WANT SOME?

“OF COURSE”- Alexander was vibrating with excitement.

“Alexander you are still recovering from the poison” Nathan turns towards the Emperor. “Do I need to get Malcador?”

NONONONONO YOU DONT HAVE TO! WE WILL BE PERFECTLY FINE, I WILL MAKE THEM SO THEY CANNOT KILL US!

#40k rp #warhammer 40k #the emperor of mankind #warhammer rp #warhammer 40k rp #wh40k #warhammer 40000 #40k #throne mail

Anonymous asked:

Am I wrong for assuming Valdor just made your day my lord… wait why is The Lion called the First Son? Wouldn’t that be Valdor… did you have children before them?

MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE! THERE IS JOY IN MY HEART! WHIMSY FOR ALL!!!

AS VALDOR IS NOW MY CHILD AS I HAVE DECIDED… OR DECIDED LONG ENOUGH AGO THAT I FORGOT- HE IS THE OTHER CHILD BEFORE THE LION. AND WOUKD YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE TO TELL THE LION THAT HE IS TECHNICALLY THE SECOND SON?

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Anonymous asked:

I’m surprised you haven’t said anything about what happened(the kiss). You normally pester me about that shit

I FOR ONCE DECIDED NOT TO. BUT YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!!

“Figured what out?” Alexander shook his head, “Nathan was just worried about my health”

The emperor’s left eye twitched.

YOU’RE KIDDING. RIGHT? YOUR PULLING ME LEG.

YOU. DONT. R E A L I Z E- IM GOING TO POP A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL.

If I was intentionally doing this I would be having a blast but unfortunately I don’t know what you are talking about. Nathan can’t stand my antics let alone my personality.

THIS IS MENTALLY PAINFUL. OH MY FUCKING CHEESE CURDS.

“Cheese curds? That is a weird thing to say.” Alexander said focusing on the turn of phrase. Nathan sighs and shakes his head.

The emperor while appearing outwardly serene‚ was about to fucking pop. And pop he fucking did.

FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING BESIDES NATAHN BECAUSE HE COULD DO NO WRONG. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW NATHAN HAS DEVELOPED FEELING FOR YOU. YOU SUCK.

Nathan shakes his head “I don’t even know my Lord”

“Shut. You could not have developed ‘feelings’ for me.” Alexander glares at both of them. “I am unlovable and everyone knows it”

I AM GOING TO BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTIL ME BRAIN PAINTS THE FLOOR. I CAN HEAR EVERYONES THOUGHTS. YOU ARE INFACT LOVEABLE TO ONE GUY.

“Please don’t my Lord. You will get used to it with enough time.” Nathan looks somewhat sad. Alexander is doing basically anything to keep his mind off of the conversation at hand.

“I doubt that” Alexander finally responded to the Emperor’s outburst

The TTS device over heats in that moment‚ pure mental warfare writes lines on his face and he battles the urge to just yell.

”Well you are simply wrong then Alexander.”

”Until what?”

“Until forever. I don’t care.”

“Whatever you say then.”

“Glad you agree with me,” Alexander moved to leave but Nathan stopped him.

“I don’t.” He pulled Alexander into a hug, “please don’t say about yourself.”

The emperor summoned some popcorn.

Alexander moved to get out of the hug but it was halfhearted. “I can say whatever I want about myself.” Nathan pulled him closer.

“I care about you dumbass,” he gently shifted Alexander so they were facing each other. The rested his forehead against Alexander’s. “I beg you, let me care”

Alexander said nothing, but he ever so slowly moved his head. “Don’t tell me what to do” and kisses Nathan.

The emperor had an entire mood shift, and was doing everything not to burst out laughing.

Neither Alexander nor Nathan seemed to notice, to caught up with the other man to pay any attention to any outside observers. Alexander pulled away and winked at Nathan.

“Let us finish this later.” Alexander whispered, and Nathan smiled.

“Only if you promise not to ignore this time. I don’t want to deal with you gaslighting me again”

Alexander considers this and then remembers that the Emperor was in the room with them. He turns, “Not one word”

“hehehehhehehehhehehehheh…. Sure “

“I mean it Asshole.”

”I won’t say shit‚ don’t worry.”

Nathan let’s Alexander go and moves to get refreshments.

“I know you, I would be surprised if you weren’t gossiping with Malcador this very moment”

“Malcador would be beating me with his staff if he wasn’t so concerned that I might fall apart actually. And I am no snitch!”

Alexander huffs and looks back as Nathan renters the room. Nathan smiles and laughs.

“Come on Alexander, what’s wrong with having a joke here and there?” He pats Alexander and on the shoulder. “Besides it’s not like they are wrong. We are having a bit if fun”

“GET A ROOM.”

“Later” Alexander sits back down. He looks at Nathan with pure lust. “Later”

BLEGH. STOP THINKING. I CAN SEE YOUR THOUGHTS.

Then give me something else to think about

HOW ABOUT VALDOR GETTING HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME?

Yeah I saw, why couldn’t it have been me?

I DONT THINK WE ARE EXACTLY TRUSTED WITH ANY FORM OF SUBSTANCES AT THE MOMENT. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MY HANDS ON SOME AND SHARED

Unfortunate. A tragedy really.

WAIT. I COULD LEGIT JUST MAKE SOME RIGHT NOW. YOU WANT SOME?

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Anonymous asked:

Auramite is marshmallows, Lamenter Apothecary Traves is making me a cake - Valdor

(ooc: I needed a name so I replaced the I in Travis with an e)

DO YOU KNOW THE FLAVOR OF IT MY SON?

Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.

THAT SOUNDS DIVINE.

“Favorite,” sound of Valdor yawning. “Did you fix Sol Sol?”

(ooc: yeah he named the sun plushy Sun Sun… but look he was probably like five okay?)

“Yes actually! Sol Sol has been fixed right up!”

(Ooc: amazing name, 10/10)

Thanks dad, I’ll pick him up tomorrow.

(ooc: my kitten plushy was kitty so… so I figure Sol Sol is slightly more creative.)

“I will see you then son!”

(ooc: I can hear normal Valdor realizing he called Emps dad and just dissolving)

“Love you!” Valdor said. “Cakes done! Gonna go eat it.”

(ooc: lol he’s gonna dissolve so hard! I imagine he went from Da to Dad to Father and lastly Emperor. And the last time he said love you? Ha!)

”Love you too kid!”

(Ooc: hehehhehe)

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Anonymous asked:

Auramite is marshmallows, Lamenter Apothecary Traves is making me a cake - Valdor

(ooc: I needed a name so I replaced the I in Travis with an e)

DO YOU KNOW THE FLAVOR OF IT MY SON?

Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.

THAT SOUNDS DIVINE.

“Favorite,” sound of Valdor yawning. “Did you fix Sol Sol?”

(ooc: yeah he named the sun plushy Sun Sun… but look he was probably like five okay?)

“Yes actually! Sol Sol has been fixed right up!”

(Ooc: amazing name, 10/10)

Thanks dad, I’ll pick him up tomorrow.

(ooc: my kitten plushy was kitty so… so I figure Sol Sol is slightly more creative.)

“I will see you then son!”

(ooc: I can hear normal Valdor realizing he called Emps dad and just dissolving)

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Anonymous asked:

I’m surprised you haven’t said anything about what happened(the kiss). You normally pester me about that shit

I FOR ONCE DECIDED NOT TO. BUT YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!!

“Figured what out?” Alexander shook his head, “Nathan was just worried about my health”

The emperor’s left eye twitched.

YOU’RE KIDDING. RIGHT? YOUR PULLING ME LEG.

YOU. DONT. R E A L I Z E- IM GOING TO POP A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL.

If I was intentionally doing this I would be having a blast but unfortunately I don’t know what you are talking about. Nathan can’t stand my antics let alone my personality.

THIS IS MENTALLY PAINFUL. OH MY FUCKING CHEESE CURDS.

“Cheese curds? That is a weird thing to say.” Alexander said focusing on the turn of phrase. Nathan sighs and shakes his head.

The emperor while appearing outwardly serene‚ was about to fucking pop. And pop he fucking did.

FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING BESIDES NATAHN BECAUSE HE COULD DO NO WRONG. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW NATHAN HAS DEVELOPED FEELING FOR YOU. YOU SUCK.

Nathan shakes his head “I don’t even know my Lord”

“Shut. You could not have developed ‘feelings’ for me.” Alexander glares at both of them. “I am unlovable and everyone knows it”

I AM GOING TO BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTIL ME BRAIN PAINTS THE FLOOR. I CAN HEAR EVERYONES THOUGHTS. YOU ARE INFACT LOVEABLE TO ONE GUY.

“Please don’t my Lord. You will get used to it with enough time.” Nathan looks somewhat sad. Alexander is doing basically anything to keep his mind off of the conversation at hand.

“I doubt that” Alexander finally responded to the Emperor’s outburst

The TTS device over heats in that moment‚ pure mental warfare writes lines on his face and he battles the urge to just yell.

”Well you are simply wrong then Alexander.”

”Until what?”

“Until forever. I don’t care.”

“Whatever you say then.”

“Glad you agree with me,” Alexander moved to leave but Nathan stopped him.

“I don’t.” He pulled Alexander into a hug, “please don’t say about yourself.”

The emperor summoned some popcorn.

Alexander moved to get out of the hug but it was halfhearted. “I can say whatever I want about myself.” Nathan pulled him closer.

“I care about you dumbass,” he gently shifted Alexander so they were facing each other. The rested his forehead against Alexander’s. “I beg you, let me care”

Alexander said nothing, but he ever so slowly moved his head. “Don’t tell me what to do” and kisses Nathan.

The emperor had an entire mood shift, and was doing everything not to burst out laughing.

Neither Alexander nor Nathan seemed to notice, to caught up with the other man to pay any attention to any outside observers. Alexander pulled away and winked at Nathan.

“Let us finish this later.” Alexander whispered, and Nathan smiled.

“Only if you promise not to ignore this time. I don’t want to deal with you gaslighting me again”

Alexander considers this and then remembers that the Emperor was in the room with them. He turns, “Not one word”

“hehehehhehehehhehehehheh…. Sure “

“I mean it Asshole.”

”I won’t say shit‚ don’t worry.”

Nathan let’s Alexander go and moves to get refreshments.

“I know you, I would be surprised if you weren’t gossiping with Malcador this very moment”

“Malcador would be beating me with his staff if he wasn’t so concerned that I might fall apart actually. And I am no snitch!”

Alexander huffs and looks back as Nathan renters the room. Nathan smiles and laughs.

“Come on Alexander, what’s wrong with having a joke here and there?” He pats Alexander and on the shoulder. “Besides it’s not like they are wrong. We are having a bit if fun”

“GET A ROOM.”

“Later” Alexander sits back down. He looks at Nathan with pure lust. “Later”

BLEGH. STOP THINKING. I CAN SEE YOUR THOUGHTS.

Then give me something else to think about

HOW ABOUT VALDOR GETTING HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME?

Yeah I saw, why couldn’t it have been me?

#ooc also fun fact this would not be the first time those two have slept together #< the gays were so very oblivious then #I probably won’t write it any time soon #gotta focus on the other story i’m writing #<REAL

I DONT THINK WE ARE EXACTLY TRUSTED WITH ANY FORM OF SUBSTANCES AT THE MOMENT. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MY HANDS ON SOME AND SHARED

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Anonymous asked:

Auramite is marshmallows, Lamenter Apothecary Traves is making me a cake - Valdor

(ooc: I needed a name so I replaced the I in Travis with an e)

DO YOU KNOW THE FLAVOR OF IT MY SON?

Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.

THAT SOUNDS DIVINE.

“Favorite,” sound of Valdor yawning. “Did you fix Sol Sol?”

(ooc: yeah he named the sun plushy Sun Sun… but look he was probably like five okay?)

“Yes actually! Sol Sol has been fixed right up!”

(Ooc: amazing name, 10/10)

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Anonymous asked:

Auramite is marshmallows, Lamenter Apothecary Traves is making me a cake - Valdor

(ooc: I needed a name so I replaced the I in Travis with an e)

DO YOU KNOW THE FLAVOR OF IT MY SON?

Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.

THAT SOUNDS DIVINE.

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Anonymous asked:

I’m surprised you haven’t said anything about what happened(the kiss). You normally pester me about that shit

I FOR ONCE DECIDED NOT TO. BUT YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!!

“Figured what out?” Alexander shook his head, “Nathan was just worried about my health”

The emperor’s left eye twitched.

YOU’RE KIDDING. RIGHT? YOUR PULLING ME LEG.

YOU. DONT. R E A L I Z E- IM GOING TO POP A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL.

If I was intentionally doing this I would be having a blast but unfortunately I don’t know what you are talking about. Nathan can’t stand my antics let alone my personality.

THIS IS MENTALLY PAINFUL. OH MY FUCKING CHEESE CURDS.

“Cheese curds? That is a weird thing to say.” Alexander said focusing on the turn of phrase. Nathan sighs and shakes his head.

The emperor while appearing outwardly serene‚ was about to fucking pop. And pop he fucking did.

FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING BESIDES NATAHN BECAUSE HE COULD DO NO WRONG. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW NATHAN HAS DEVELOPED FEELING FOR YOU. YOU SUCK.

Nathan shakes his head “I don’t even know my Lord”

“Shut. You could not have developed ‘feelings’ for me.” Alexander glares at both of them. “I am unlovable and everyone knows it”

I AM GOING TO BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTIL ME BRAIN PAINTS THE FLOOR. I CAN HEAR EVERYONES THOUGHTS. YOU ARE INFACT LOVEABLE TO ONE GUY.

“Please don’t my Lord. You will get used to it with enough time.” Nathan looks somewhat sad. Alexander is doing basically anything to keep his mind off of the conversation at hand.

“I doubt that” Alexander finally responded to the Emperor’s outburst

The TTS device over heats in that moment‚ pure mental warfare writes lines on his face and he battles the urge to just yell.

”Well you are simply wrong then Alexander.”

”Until what?”

“Until forever. I don’t care.”

“Whatever you say then.”

“Glad you agree with me,” Alexander moved to leave but Nathan stopped him.

“I don’t.” He pulled Alexander into a hug, “please don’t say about yourself.”

The emperor summoned some popcorn.

Alexander moved to get out of the hug but it was halfhearted. “I can say whatever I want about myself.” Nathan pulled him closer.

“I care about you dumbass,” he gently shifted Alexander so they were facing each other. The rested his forehead against Alexander’s. “I beg you, let me care”

Alexander said nothing, but he ever so slowly moved his head. “Don’t tell me what to do” and kisses Nathan.

The emperor had an entire mood shift, and was doing everything not to burst out laughing.

Neither Alexander nor Nathan seemed to notice, to caught up with the other man to pay any attention to any outside observers. Alexander pulled away and winked at Nathan.

“Let us finish this later.” Alexander whispered, and Nathan smiled.

“Only if you promise not to ignore this time. I don’t want to deal with you gaslighting me again”

Alexander considers this and then remembers that the Emperor was in the room with them. He turns, “Not one word”

“hehehehhehehehhehehehheh…. Sure “

“I mean it Asshole.”

”I won’t say shit‚ don’t worry.”

Nathan let’s Alexander go and moves to get refreshments.

“I know you, I would be surprised if you weren’t gossiping with Malcador this very moment”

“Malcador would be beating me with his staff if he wasn’t so concerned that I might fall apart actually. And I am no snitch!”

Alexander huffs and looks back as Nathan renters the room. Nathan smiles and laughs.

“Come on Alexander, what’s wrong with having a joke here and there?” He pats Alexander and on the shoulder. “Besides it’s not like they are wrong. We are having a bit if fun”

“GET A ROOM.”

“Later” Alexander sits back down. He looks at Nathan with pure lust. “Later”

BLEGH. STOP THINKING. I CAN SEE YOUR THOUGHTS.

Then give me something else to think about

#I don’t wanna get your hopes up for something that might not happen #^ it’s fine lmao #I generally don’t read smut because I am a… *checks watch* minor last time I checked #happy writing though!

HOW ABOUT VALDOR GETTING HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME?

#40k rp #warhammer 40k #the emperor of mankind #warhammer rp #warhammer 40k rp #wh40k #warhammer 40000 #40k #throne mail #constantin valdor

Anonymous asked:

Auramite is marshmallows, Lamenter Apothecary Traves is making me a cake - Valdor

(ooc: I needed a name so I replaced the I in Travis with an e)

DO YOU KNOW THE FLAVOR OF IT MY SON?

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Anonymous asked:

I’m surprised you haven’t said anything about what happened(the kiss). You normally pester me about that shit

I FOR ONCE DECIDED NOT TO. BUT YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!!

“Figured what out?” Alexander shook his head, “Nathan was just worried about my health”

The emperor’s left eye twitched.

YOU’RE KIDDING. RIGHT? YOUR PULLING ME LEG.

YOU. DONT. R E A L I Z E- IM GOING TO POP A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL.

If I was intentionally doing this I would be having a blast but unfortunately I don’t know what you are talking about. Nathan can’t stand my antics let alone my personality.

THIS IS MENTALLY PAINFUL. OH MY FUCKING CHEESE CURDS.

“Cheese curds? That is a weird thing to say.” Alexander said focusing on the turn of phrase. Nathan sighs and shakes his head.

The emperor while appearing outwardly serene‚ was about to fucking pop. And pop he fucking did.

FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING BESIDES NATAHN BECAUSE HE COULD DO NO WRONG. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW NATHAN HAS DEVELOPED FEELING FOR YOU. YOU SUCK.

Nathan shakes his head “I don’t even know my Lord”

“Shut. You could not have developed ‘feelings’ for me.” Alexander glares at both of them. “I am unlovable and everyone knows it”

I AM GOING TO BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTIL ME BRAIN PAINTS THE FLOOR. I CAN HEAR EVERYONES THOUGHTS. YOU ARE INFACT LOVEABLE TO ONE GUY.

“Please don’t my Lord. You will get used to it with enough time.” Nathan looks somewhat sad. Alexander is doing basically anything to keep his mind off of the conversation at hand.

“I doubt that” Alexander finally responded to the Emperor’s outburst

The TTS device over heats in that moment‚ pure mental warfare writes lines on his face and he battles the urge to just yell.

”Well you are simply wrong then Alexander.”

”Until what?”

“Until forever. I don’t care.”

“Whatever you say then.”

“Glad you agree with me,” Alexander moved to leave but Nathan stopped him.

“I don’t.” He pulled Alexander into a hug, “please don’t say about yourself.”

The emperor summoned some popcorn.

Alexander moved to get out of the hug but it was halfhearted. “I can say whatever I want about myself.” Nathan pulled him closer.

“I care about you dumbass,” he gently shifted Alexander so they were facing each other. The rested his forehead against Alexander’s. “I beg you, let me care”

Alexander said nothing, but he ever so slowly moved his head. “Don’t tell me what to do” and kisses Nathan.

The emperor had an entire mood shift, and was doing everything not to burst out laughing.

Neither Alexander nor Nathan seemed to notice, to caught up with the other man to pay any attention to any outside observers. Alexander pulled away and winked at Nathan.

“Let us finish this later.” Alexander whispered, and Nathan smiled.

“Only if you promise not to ignore this time. I don’t want to deal with you gaslighting me again”

Alexander considers this and then remembers that the Emperor was in the room with them. He turns, “Not one word”

“hehehehhehehehhehehehheh…. Sure “

“I mean it Asshole.”

”I won’t say shit‚ don’t worry.”

Nathan let’s Alexander go and moves to get refreshments.

“I know you, I would be surprised if you weren’t gossiping with Malcador this very moment”

“Malcador would be beating me with his staff if he wasn’t so concerned that I might fall apart actually. And I am no snitch!”

Alexander huffs and looks back as Nathan renters the room. Nathan smiles and laughs.

“Come on Alexander, what’s wrong with having a joke here and there?” He pats Alexander and on the shoulder. “Besides it’s not like they are wrong. We are having a bit if fun”

“GET A ROOM.”

“Later” Alexander sits back down. He looks at Nathan with pure lust. “Later”

#ooc: that will be something for me to write later and outside of a thread with your mod #<okee!

BLEGH. STOP THINKING. I CAN SEE YOUR THOUGHTS.

#40k rp #warhammer 40k #the emperor of mankind #warhammer rp #warhammer 40k rp #warhammer 40000 #wh40k #40k #throne mail #constantin valdor

Anonymous asked:

Existence tastes of spinach but green is butter - Valdor

VERY INSIGHTFUL MY SON.

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Anonymous asked:

I’m surprised you haven’t said anything about what happened(the kiss). You normally pester me about that shit

I FOR ONCE DECIDED NOT TO. BUT YOU OBLIVIOUS FUCKS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!!

“Figured what out?” Alexander shook his head, “Nathan was just worried about my health”

The emperor’s left eye twitched.

YOU’RE KIDDING. RIGHT? YOUR PULLING ME LEG.

YOU. DONT. R E A L I Z E- IM GOING TO POP A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL.

If I was intentionally doing this I would be having a blast but unfortunately I don’t know what you are talking about. Nathan can’t stand my antics let alone my personality.

THIS IS MENTALLY PAINFUL. OH MY FUCKING CHEESE CURDS.

“Cheese curds? That is a weird thing to say.” Alexander said focusing on the turn of phrase. Nathan sighs and shakes his head.

The emperor while appearing outwardly serene‚ was about to fucking pop. And pop he fucking did.

FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING BESIDES NATAHN BECAUSE HE COULD DO NO WRONG. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW NATHAN HAS DEVELOPED FEELING FOR YOU. YOU SUCK.

Nathan shakes his head “I don’t even know my Lord”

“Shut. You could not have developed ‘feelings’ for me.” Alexander glares at both of them. “I am unlovable and everyone knows it”

I AM GOING TO BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTIL ME BRAIN PAINTS THE FLOOR. I CAN HEAR EVERYONES THOUGHTS. YOU ARE INFACT LOVEABLE TO ONE GUY.

“Please don’t my Lord. You will get used to it with enough time.” Nathan looks somewhat sad. Alexander is doing basically anything to keep his mind off of the conversation at hand.

“I doubt that” Alexander finally responded to the Emperor’s outburst

The TTS device over heats in that moment‚ pure mental warfare writes lines on his face and he battles the urge to just yell.

”Well you are simply wrong then Alexander.”

”Until what?”

“Until forever. I don’t care.”

“Whatever you say then.”

“Glad you agree with me,” Alexander moved to leave but Nathan stopped him.

“I don’t.” He pulled Alexander into a hug, “please don’t say about yourself.”

The emperor summoned some popcorn.

Alexander moved to get out of the hug but it was halfhearted. “I can say whatever I want about myself.” Nathan pulled him closer.

“I care about you dumbass,” he gently shifted Alexander so they were facing each other. The rested his forehead against Alexander’s. “I beg you, let me care”

Alexander said nothing, but he ever so slowly moved his head. “Don’t tell me what to do” and kisses Nathan.

The emperor had an entire mood shift, and was doing everything not to burst out laughing.

Neither Alexander nor Nathan seemed to notice, to caught up with the other man to pay any attention to any outside observers. Alexander pulled away and winked at Nathan.

“Let us finish this later.” Alexander whispered, and Nathan smiled.

“Only if you promise not to ignore this time. I don’t want to deal with you gaslighting me again”

Alexander considers this and then remembers that the Emperor was in the room with them. He turns, “Not one word”

“hehehehhehehehhehehehheh…. Sure “

“I mean it Asshole.”

”I won’t say shit‚ don’t worry.”

Nathan let’s Alexander go and moves to get refreshments.

“I know you, I would be surprised if you weren’t gossiping with Malcador this very moment”

“Malcador would be beating me with his staff if he wasn’t so concerned that I might fall apart actually. And I am no snitch!”

Alexander huffs and looks back as Nathan renters the room. Nathan smiles and laughs.

“Come on Alexander, what’s wrong with having a joke here and there?” He pats Alexander and on the shoulder. “Besides it’s not like they are wrong. We are having a bit if fun”

“GET A ROOM.”

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Valdor is very high - Serenity Shard of The Emperor

I CAN TELL!

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Gold tastes like kiwis - Valdor

MY FAVORITE COLOR TASTES LIKE A FRUIT I HATE…. SIGH.

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MY FAVORITE DRINK! ARSENIC AND CAFFEINE ENHANCED BATTERY ACID

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Remembrance appears still holding the Aquila jar.

HM?

You caught Humanity putting whipped cream on the awful ‘drink’

remembranceemeperorshard

Aquila would like some.

Remembrance writes above his head. He hovers a plate of cheesecake brownies towards the Emperor.

SURE!

Humanity accepts the cheesecake brownies, and pours a bit of the death mixture into the jar before downing the rest.

YUMMERS

"NEOTH! What have I told you about consuming poisons?"

AH-… “erm… not to?…”

"Spit it out right now."

There was a frantic edge to Malcador's voice as he realized just how much of the toxic mixture the Emperor had consumed.

He turned to the aquila in the jar. "You too."

“Er… little to late for me…”

The emperor sheepishly drained the jar of the death juice, apologizing to the Aquila all the while.

“..There we go”

"Then make yourself vomit. I'm not losing you."

Malcador's voice wavered ever so slightly, tears beginning to appear in the corners of his eyes.

“I’ll go into the lab for this.. the floor might melt if I expel it out here. As well as the custodes”

The Emperor quickly summoned his armor as he quickly walked to the lab, trying his best to shake off anybody who tried to follow him.

Malcador ran to keep pace with him, refusing to let the Emperor leave his sight.

I'm coming with you, then. You're not going to just hide away again. Not after what happened last time.

The emperor only slightly winced, keeping his face as composed as possible. Someone as close to him as Malcador was though, could easily spot the cracks in the foundation that was the large and majorly golden man.

He did not respond.

Neoth.

Malcador grabbed hold of one of the Emperor's gauntleted hands, forcing him to slow down.

The Emperor could not look at Malcador, golden eyes flickering in their intensity as he kept on walked. Not ignoring just... not all there, or at least not present enough to look at his beloved without breaking.

Without notice of himself, he had pulled his arm away and ever so slightly quickened his pace.

Neoth, the lab is that way. Where are you going?

The Emperor picked up his pace by a lot, simply being a golden blur in the halls as he dully thought of the spire. The only place where he was sure Malcador could not reach him.

With the Emperor moving so fast, Malcador could no longer hope to keep up.

Althaine. The situation has become urgent. I believe the Emperor is headed to the Palace's highest spire. You must stop him.

Understood. If he's coming from the direction of the Throne Room, I should be able to intercept him with the Custodes' help.

Elia turned to a nearby Custodian. "There's a situation with the Emperor. We need to bar the entryway to the tallest tower in the Palace."

"The Dick Spire?"

"If you must call it that, yes, but we need to get there quickly. Vox the other Custodes too, we'll need backup to stop him."

The Custodian picked Elia up, sprinting down the hallway with her as he sent out the call for backup. Elia closed her eyes against the wind rushing in her face.

The Emperor could see the spire glinting a cold gold in the too-bright light. His gaze soured as he saw the growing line of custodes before it. He would not let this stop him.

Infact…

The Emperor glanced up, spotting the small alcove that led to the roof. If he got up there… Hm. In a sudden boost he had flung himself up there, and in a simple moment he was on the roof.

He ran.

"Shit!"

Elia turned to the Custodes. "Throw me."

They looked at her with a healthy mixture of concern and apprehension.

"Someone's got to go after him, and unless you can jump that high in full armor, that someone is me. I can catch myself with telekinesis and be fine. Probably."

"We were instructed to keep you safe—"

"You were instructed to keep the Emperor safe, and right now, his life is at risk if we can't stop him in time. Now throw me. We don't have time to argue."

One of the Custodes picked Elia up and, as carefully as he could, threw her upwards.

She landed on the roof, carefully climbing to her feet and making her way forward.

He slowed down. Armored feet skidding against the tiled roof as he watched Elia land on the roof. The poison mix was starting to take effect, he need only get past this.

“Stand aside.” The Emperor’s voice was shockingly calm for the moment, his eyes coldly meeting Elia’s as he spoke.

The emperor’s torso began to throb as the kept-back poisoning spread.

"No. I swore an oath." As she spoke, Malcador appeared, stepping forward towards the Emperor.

"Neoth, please. Don't do this. Don't make me lose you."

“Then I will move you.” In a sweeping arc, the emperor almost carelessly swiped his arm towards the edge of the roof. In a moment it would be obvious that he had practically thrown the two off the roof- but had made the landing soft.

Malcador closed his eyes, allowing the Emperor's hand to simply pass through him as though he wasn't there.

Elia screamed as she was thrown off the roof, landing on a balcony a few stories down with a wheezing thud as the impact forced the air from her lungs. Before she lost consciousness, she managed to send Malcador a brief telepathic message: Not dead. Worry about me later.

Opening his eyes again, Malcador took another step closer to the Emperor.

The Emperor walked past, jaw clenching as he passed Malcador. He refused to acknowledge the sigillite. There was a numb part of his head that barely could be heard over the throbbing, it was yelling at him. But he- he didn’t care. That was it.

"Neoth."

Malcador stepped directly in front of the Emperor, blocking his path.

"Look at me."

he stopped, only for a moment to look at Malcador. His eyes were colder than a sunless sky, reminiscent of a time where he was far crueler than he was now.

Tears ran down Malcador's face as he looked up at the Emperor.

"I love you."

He gently reached out, hands passing through the golden armor, and punched the Emperor as hard as he could in the stomach.

The angry mirror was broke as he stumbled back, clutching as his stomach as he yet again avoided eye contact with Malcador.

After coughing a few moments before spilling the little contents of his stomach on the roof.

Malcador reached out to hold the Emperor's hair back as he vomited, running his fingers over his scalp in soothing motions.

It wa a quick action, the smell was horrid as puke typically is, but not all would start to literally erode the roof and a very slow pace.

Malcador grimaced. If the poison was strong enough to erode the roof, how much damage had it already done to the Emperor?

Telepathically, he signaled the Custodians to bring an antidote.

The emperor sat back after a moment‚ wiping his mouth and numbly glancing down at the blood from it. He was pretty sure it hadn’t done too much to tear up his insides‚ but he could feel it eating away at him.

Malcador sat beside the Emperor, holding his hand in silence as they waited for the antidote. When a Custodian made their way onto the roof, Malcador took the vial from them with a nod of grateful acknowledgment.

"The Althaine was thrown from the roof onto a balcony a few floors down. I would appreciate if you could retrieve her and take her to be checked for injuries."

The Custodian gave a solemn nod before leaving to find Elia, and Malcador turned back to the Emperor, offering him the antidote.

The emperor accepted the vial and finished it in one swig‚ grimacing at how the acidic tingling slowly dulled down in his general body. When he spoke‚ his voice sounded like someone had thrown his vocal cowards into a meat grinder and then drowned.

“Thanks…”

“Neoth…”

Malcador sobbed, pulling the Emperor as close as he could.