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saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

Nobody haunts the narrative quite like your pet “cat” in animal crossing

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

since this post blew up, i've been wanting to do an addition with all of the recommendations from the comments and tags. but there's a lot of them. some people might be crazy enough to sit down and seriously put them all in one post with descriptions. those people are honestly sick in the head.

anyway, here's all of the recommendations from the reblogs. not all of them are text-based, but it's a great mixture of styles. also don't forget the links in the second paragraph of the OP which will take you to FMHY where there are a bunch more games listed.

Games

Tools

  • Text Game Builder - works in your browser, with just a little bit of Python (by @grumpygandalf)
  • Twine - great (free!) tool for making text-based games quickly.
  • Ink - scripting language for interactive fiction (also free)
  • Flashpoint Archive - a community effort to preserve games and animations from the web.
  • PICO-8 - fantasy console for making, sharing and playing tiny games and other computer programs.

Non-Games

  • Library of Babel - interactive illustration which attempts to simulate what it might be like to browse The Library of Babel.
  • Superbad - technically not a game, sprawling website full of secrets.
  • 17776 - serialized speculative fiction multimedia narrative about football in the far-future. beautiful, creative, legendary. created by Jon Bois, a legend and one of my favorite writers of all time.
  • Choice of Games - text-based, choose-your-own-adventure games (interactive fiction). some free-to-play, others can be bought like an ebook.
  • The Deep Sea - scroll to the bottom of the ocean. encounter the humble squid and his friends (by neal)
  • Space Elevator - like The Deep Sea, but up instead of down. you can equip your avatar with a scarf (by neal)
  • Internet Artifacts - an interactive history of the early internet (by neal)
  • If The Moon Were Only One Pixel - scroll through an accurately scaled model of the universe.
  • r/incremental_games - reddit community for incremental games.
  • r/WebGames - reddit community for web games in general.

thank you to everyone who contributed and the creators. please be sure to show them some love where possible.

On rapture day I started getting rlly dizzy and shaky which of course was me being raptured and not my very severe POTS, but i had just arrived at a dr appointment for my POTS and didn’t wanna go to heaven w it obvi, so i did a sin real quick (imagined a “woman”)

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

So I can find this later.

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if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me

We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"

I was ignoring anything side quest in bg3 for like the first 8 hours of the game bc I thought there was genuinely a time limit and lo and behold thats something that happens way later apparently

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kpop demon hunters x rottmnt crossover would be so easy it’s practically child’s play

  • The Huntrix girls tour to NYC! How else will they ensure the whole world is playing their sound?
  • The turtles are all big fans of Huntrix, so this is the perfect opportunity to see them live! (In my mind, Donnie is the biggest Huntrix stan out of them all, though)
  • They weasel their way into the concert one way or another.
  • There’s a special meet and greet going on that costs like a million dollars (but Donnie’s got it covered with money he certainly didn’t steal haha what that would be crazyyy. come on let’s go meet our idols!!!)
  • The turtles just barely make it into the line, being the last group of fans to be meeting Huntrix that night
  • The moment arrives, they enter the room wherein Huntrix awaits them, and…!!!
  • The girls immediately mistake the turtles for demons.
  • Shenanigans and/or drama ensues. Probably a fun fight scene as well.
  • Things eventually get sorted out. The boys are shocked that the girls are actually demon hunters and that it’s not just part of their brand. The girls are shocked to learn that human-turtle ninja hybrids exist. Both groups are facing a wild change in their perception of reality tonight.

I have less ideas for what would happen after this. I imagine the girls would still partake in demon hunting while in New York and that they’d end up teaming up with the turtles and helping them with their own villains more than once because of it, spontaneously or otherwise. Maybe there’s a special Big Bad that they all need to band together against, like a mutant-demon with a powerful little army.

Also at some point, whether it’s in battle or not, they all sing together and it’s beautiful. Raph cried. Donnie replays the several videos he took of the whole thing every day for the whole family for weeks afterwards. Leo forever insists he was the one out of all of them that harmonized the best with the girls. Mikey is suspiciously quiet about the whole thing, until with a proud grin he gleefully announces that they can do that all again anytime they like, because he got the phone numbers of all three Huntrix girls. This announcement leaves the lair in shambles.

Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:

  1. Fiction is not reality.
  2. You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.
  3. No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.
  4. No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.
  5. You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.
  6. Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.
  7. The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.
  8. Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.
  9. Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.
  10. You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.

I woke up from a dream just now and my only memory of it is the name Francis Blitz and the year 2032. I fear I have been gifted prophecy that none will understand until it is too late.

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I rarely draw Donnie (sorry, it's just hard for me to draw his big forehead)

THE BABIESSS

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I hated his og design but making it be a thing where he slowly changed as the movies progressed to be more accurate made me love it, yes he Was a semi normal guy with a job until that fuckass blue guy showed up

Lets talk about steven universe.

In the show, theres an episode where steven learns a bit more about his life sustaining powers when he creates watermelon stevens from his spit.

They leave at the end of the episode, and later on are shown to be developing society with children of their own, factions, language, and even opposing clans.

Later, steven (albeit unintentionally ) experiments with his powers by making a single pumpkin come to life, which does not result in a whole society due to it being singular

Now, lets talk about onion and his family.

He was born, of course, he has his birth video. His parents are vidalia and yellowtail, where sour cream-his half brother-has vidalia and marty. Notably, everyone involved in the onion line have a similar color palette.

Now. What are onions known to do? They make you cry. I believe rose was learning to cook in the past (potentially decades, or even centuries), and cried on an onion or two, which produced asexually (via bulbs). She then experimented by crying on more things.

What about onion’s birth video?

Fun fact about onions, they can also produce sexually via seeds.

I mentioned earlier that the watermelon people had their own language

Yellowtail specifically is known to have his own language, that marty does not understand

If we go with my theory, that the onions are a line originating from rose, this implies that the onions separated at some point into separate factions and different locations, and developed differently because of it.

Lastly, lets talk about soup.

Soup is made up of many ingredients such as beans, squash, onions, a soup base, etc.

Do you see what I’m getting at?

I think this friend group is the direct result of rose not only cutting onions, but experimenting after she created life, and her tears getting all over each ingredient, including the soup itself.

Their speech is limited which aligns with how the watermelon and onion youth work, they learn to talk at a later age. This also may apply to the fryman family due to their hair resembling french fries but theres not a lot of evidence for that.

It is interesting(and a little sad) to realize how similar steven and his mom are. They mirror each other in the adventures that they go on. Rose created life when she was trying to be human(learning cooking), and steven created life when he was trying to figure out his powers as a gem. They were both new to this world and reacted the same, and even if steven doesnt hear about the things his mom did, there are direct links to her in his life.

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