Mint Flavored Toad

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dragon-on-ice
inkskinned

How clearly does the point need to be made that "police officer" is just a fucking job, one with minimal training and minimal monitoring. It is NOT some kind of promise of honesty, truth, or heroism. It is a bunch of assistant managers with extremely powerful weapons. IF you can understand "pedophiles choose to be priests and teachers so they can get to children", IF you understand "arsonists choose to be firefighters so they can be present at their own crimes" - then you can ALSO understand "people who are bigoted, violent, and power-hungry choose to be cops for the opportunities the job presents" and you can ALSO understand "any occupational culture that chooses fraternity over justice - and the allowance of violence in the name of a unified front - is therefore siding with their worst representatives"

inkskinned

by the way. the average time to train to be a police officer? 19 weeks. A little over 4 months. many states only require a high school diploma and no further education. there is often no requirement of any form of previous experience - no interning or observations. it took me 3 years of experience and a master's degree for me to get my job in writing. hell: in my state, it takes at least 6 months with a permit before people are allowed to drive a car.

being a police officer is an entry-level job, and we are handing them weapons. nothing about their occupation automatically makes them smarter, quicker, braver, or in any way elite. there is very little in their onboarding process that would allegedly "weed out" the worst of the applicants - and once they are part of the fraternity, they're not gonna leave.

we have been taught to respect, honor, and worship them by virtue of a job title they barely even had to try for. they sign no contract, swear no vow, and make no promise to the general public. it is a community that is extolled above others and given virtually no oversight. think about the kind of people who would be attracted to that opportunity. the adage: power corrupts. absolute power corrupts absolutely.

inkskinned

circling this back around to say FUCK ICE, and fuck you if you willingly support them just because they're "a federal agent" and therefore "deserve respect".

ICE officers are a fucking privatized militia they do not have authority over united states citizens and none of their so-called "purpose" requires live rounds and weapons. It is entirely made up of fascist racist dickbags with no fucking training. they are lower than scum. they're police-school dropouts with no fucking spine. there is no honor in their position. they accomplish nothing but terrorizing communities they don't even fucking live in.

Any!! occupation or government !! that chooses fraternity over justice - and the allowance of violence in the name of a unified front - is therefore siding with their worst representatives.

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1 - Origins of your blog name

Came to me in a dream lol, saw a keysmash with T and M in there and my brain connected the dots for me while falling asleep that night.

2 - My ‘I’ll always order this’ food

Fettuccine Alfredo 🤤 never failed me

3 - Overused emoji

😔😭😌:3

4 - Current comfort movie, show, and book

I haven’t read any movies or watched any shows recently but my current comfort movie is Del Toro’s Frankenstein i have watched it 7 times and it wasn’t enough. If you haven’t watched it yet PLEASE do I am on my hands and knees begging and pleading

5 - Song(s) on Repeat

Lorelai - Fleet Foxes, honestly a lot of Fleet Foxes on repeat I’m in my indie folk era. Listen to Fleet Foxes

6 - My current hyperfixation

Pokemon! I got Legends Z-A for Christmas and ADORE it, my entire YT feed is full of Pokemon related videos lmao

7 - Oddly specific thing that brings me joy


8 - What smell makes me happy

I LOVE strawberry scents!!! It gives my mom a headache though so I don’t get many strawberry scented things rip but its always nice when I do

9 - Something I loved as a kid and secretly still do

Lego Ninjago. you can pry my kids lego show from my cold dead hands

10 - Phone wallpaper right now

My OCs Cherri and Lacey! They’ve been my phone background since i drew them in 2023 and I don’t think its changing anytime soon

11 - Are you an early bird or a night owl

I’m writing this at midnight with no signs of going to bed anytime soon

12 - If you work, what is your profession and how do you like it

Unemployed 💪 but I did start on a new project! custom doll #2 baybe

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whynotfabulous

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

whynotfabulous

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

gnomer-denois

Because it's also evil

whynotfabulous

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

whynotfabulous

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

trashboi413

You meet god

whynotfabulous

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

treslecheslife

Whole, in one gulp.

whynotfabulous

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

captain-oh-no-not-again

Father of the Muffin Boy

whynotfabulous

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

mayflydecember

Car's haunted

whynotfabulous

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

babybluebanshee

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

whynotfabulous

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

thegoodsandy

into the sky, where it turns into stars

whynotfabulous

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

daeynore

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

whynotfabulous

....Ah

whynotfabulous

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ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

nanuuiycacahuates
garfrigerator

"kill them with kindness" wrong. fall inside a hole you couldn't see 🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳

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