I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian
mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy
mmmm you want to eat me don't you?
I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you
SHOVE ME INSIDE
DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH
*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*
TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN
SHOVE ME DEEPER
DEEPER IT IS
*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*
BITE ME HARDER MOMMY
*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*
HOWS THAT????
HARDER AND DEEPER
*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*
I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER
JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE
IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN
*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*
COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE
WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN
@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW
*fucking dies*
ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN
WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA
I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up
Do it coward.
A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame
investing at 320 notes.
also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess
STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧
dad… what the fuck
DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING
I HAVE A STEPMOM?!
*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*
YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO
YAY! STEPMAMA
@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.
WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY
KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN
WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM
DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY
FUCK YOU-
HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE
GO FUCK YOURSELFF
THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA
THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!
THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN
I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY
THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES
first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭
Great thing to wake up 2
GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗
@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT
NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.
@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED
what the fuck did i just witness.
Why the fuck are you here.
WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???
Heavy sigh.
why are you saying heavy sigh
you could just sigh in general
Heavier sigh.
can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?
/JKJKJKJKJ
If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy
THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS
its be scared or be horny.
And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house
hey. what. what happened here.
Why are you asking like we all know
its fucking tumblr
STOP FUCKING TUMBLR
WHY NOT HUH
WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR
FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE
IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE
DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH
..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????
MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN
OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.
A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP
...
....you like watching people fuck?
WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-
*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*
which canada
*Canada, England.*
WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED
RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS
By the time this has reappeared on my dash, i have found the perfect reaction image for this
WHAT DA HELLI
I'm not a person
HAHA
do you have food
I mean I have some churros
Vivian why did you reblog this :( /silly /nm
@inferno-the-skywing @thekaumidyking @democritus-atomos @lizzieissilly @alwaysin-bed @algae122 @thatonequeerk1d @justcallmedom31 @thetreeswillbewatching @cheeseat3am @neptunear @pickyeater101 @draconicsplendor @sherlynsandra @shenanigan42 @gia-olir @null-the-void-monarch-offical @the-desi-barbie
all my moots gotta see this shit
@l0stn3v3rf0und here, ez 5 minute video
What.
Guys. i- I don't think I can dub this one.
This is just-
Wow.
