January172026

ralfmaximus:

sisterreisaid:

ubernegro:

Department of Homeland Security had a data breach and now over 3,000 employees info has been released

Database the names and motherfucking faces.

Site appears to be working for now (January 16, 2026) but has been up and down since it was announced, due to Russian(!) DDOS attacks. If you get a timeout or an error, just wait a while and try again.

Gee, wonder why Russia wants to protect ICE?

Or maybe it’s just DHS buying services from the Russian dark net?

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catasters:

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(Source: pin.it, via ralfmaximus)

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mikkeneko:

sleepycheshire:

yorgen-sh:

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That’s just what spring is like in the midwest

January162026

ralfmaximus:

brighteyesandstardust:

busket:

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tumblr theyre saying that youre dead, again

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I miss tumblr

January152026

ralfmaximus:

cbge:

everyone shut up and say happy birthday wikipedia

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For those who celebrate

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ralfmaximus:

hawkeyehills225:

xipiti:

itsmythang:

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Wait, so Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight-up Nazi slogan now? “One of ours, all of yours” was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis!

They’re not even hiding this shit….it’s all out there in the open

Fact check: the photo is real. Technically that exact phrase is not reflected by historical nazi records, but the intent is.

“However, critics argue that even if the phrase has no direct Nazi origin, its placement on an official podium by a senior US official carries symbolic weight. They view it as evocative of historical practices that are condemned under international law, including the prohibition of collective punishment codified in Article 33 of the Fourth Geneva Convention.”

“It’s not actual Nazi verbiage, just Nazi adjacent” isn’t comforting.

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sootheyourself:

certified-muppet-posts:

modmad:

thesaltofcarthage:

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donnathepirana:

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

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These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

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He’s got his own language setting lol

(via ralfmaximus)

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