So me and @aliengee made this!!! YOU LOT BETTER LIKE THIS!!!
that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”
Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged
Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.
they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD
[Day 335]
Happy late anniversary 🏜️
You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color
On the train I am hoping…/That I get to be very old/And when I’m old, I’ll only see people from my past/And they all will be happy to see me/We all will remember things the same
"The world is so fucked and all some people want is a quiet moment where things are normal. This song feels like that. There are only four verses in this song and they alternate, taking turns telling us about something strange or scary and then telling us about something painfully mundane. Seeing something by the bridge and not knowing if it’s a bat or a bird, seeing an old friend on the train. If you’ve never gotten to scream “we all will remember things the same” over and over with the song, I feel that you're missing out"
God made all man in his image (God made all men)/Honey I'm I'm no man I'm what’s left when children go to war/Run from you, I'll run until I begin to understand (Run from you, understand)/What holy men really mean/When they speak of sand and sons and seams/And symphonies and sweat and sex and sin
"this song just. gah it kills me. "why womanhood is more than crying" "pray for me, cause I won't pray for you" and the way madeline sings it!! the live version is definitely the best, but the recording is soooo good too!! it really speaks to me with the whole breligious trauma thing, and honey im im no man gahhhhh"
Happy To See Me submitted by @eyeballsoup7310
Pray submitted by @kupalinka6
mom called me a fag yesterday by accident
she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl
AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.
YOU - "Stop being a b--"
REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.
DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.
1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
