what about Mobius as funny contestant in a baking show and Loki harsh judge that everyone adores but have a little bit of fear of
WITH MY BESTIES SUGGESTIONS: THEM AS TWO JUDGES THAT KEEP BICKERING BUT ARE CAUGHT LAUGHING TOGETHER AT SOME DUMB BULLSHIT ALWAYS
BFBTTBTBDJJD YES TES YES YESSSS BUT
IMAGINE MOBIUS IS LIKE VERY ✨ COOL JUDGE TO THE CONTESTANTS but gives the hardest tasks and technical challenges ever and everyone is shocked every time cause they think he is a softie
and Loki is RUTHLESS during the signature challenge and expects the contestants to give great works with great looks and taste
Mobius: You are being so cruel with that guy plate, give him some chance
Loki: Oh? I'm being cruel? You demanded them to make four different dishes at the same challenge with little time and resources, you are just maddening
Mobius: Yeah, i know... but you like to see them running.
Loki: Of course I like to see them running, Mobius!
Loki: For the signature challenge you have to use *spin wheel* RUM and *spins the wheel twice* HAZELNUTS
Mobius: *muttering under his breath* what a dramatic bastard…
Miss Minutes: HEY Y’ALL YOU HAVE 2 HOURS
CONTINUING THE MADNESS:
Loki is on the throat of some contestant, he eats a piece of the dish and says something like "That's outrageous, even Casey can do better than this" and Mobius goes "Awn, don't be rude. Casey, you know uncle Loki loves you and your cookies are nice."
The internet goes fucking mad because oH GOD LOKI IS AN UNCLE THAT'S SO CUTE WE NEED PICTURES until everyone discover that Casey is a 34 years old man that works with the lighting of the show
Nathan Foad as Lucius in Our Flag Means Death (2022-)
Ghosts tour photography team has been photo shopping images to make papa seem as tall or taller then people in the meet and greet pix. Looks like this has been going on for a long time!
Clearly this is a lie made up by actual short people which is something Papa is not. Papa is very, very tall and still growing every day. One day he will be the tallest Papa of all. A giga Papa if you will. Also his dick is HUGE just so you know. Wait why are you laughing... STOP LAUGHING I'M SERIOUS GAWDAMMIT >:(
Something neat from the archives that might be of interest to all the Papa III and lore enthusiasts out there. The text was part of the promotional materials for Meliora sent out to media by the label. Words by Peter Bebergal.
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Papa Emeritus III. A prologue and introduction
A decadent and hash-addicted poet once wrote, “What matters an eternity of damnation to someone who has found in one second the infinity of joy?” This is the only choice that matters. The devil’s fall came only after his great rebellion, a single and simple act of looking into the face of authority and saying, “I am glorious.” This was Satan’s ecstasy, but he embraced it knowing the punishment. Are you ready then, to join Papa Emeritus III in the pit, to proclaim your own splendor, feeling your wings melt as the last breath of the exclamation leaves your mouth?
Ghost aesthetic - Halloween
There's still a part of me that misses the stache, side burns and little rat nose.





