I am an archeologist. I specialize in a somewhat obscure but by no means boring or meaningless Neolithic culture in Germany.
It has a Wikipedia page. A well curated, surprisingly extensive Wiki page that encapsulates all the important information about the culture, including literature references for further research.
One day, we asked Chat GPT about this culture. W were curious which details it would get wrong.
ALL OF THEM, except for the fact that it’s a culture in present day Germany.
It didn’t even get the chronological time frame wrong and called it a celtic culture.
When we told it it’s wrong, it came at us with made up literature sources. Literally made up. It took two well known German archeologist who weren’t even active at the same time, added a year - both were already dead - and sold that as source.
And it LITERALLY would only have had to quote Wikipedia to get everything right.
THAT is how unbelievably shitty and wrong all those AIs are.
They are making shit up. They are not sourcing information, they’re just slapping words together by their most like relative occurance.
Do not trust ChatGPT or any other so-called AI ever.
Anna’s Archive managed to get their hands on “86 million music files” from Spotify, “representing around 99.6% of listens” and metadata for “256 million tracks”, that represents “estimated 99.9% of tracks”
christmas is kind of like if for 1/6 of the year everyone got really into ska and started wearing the fedoras and checkered clothing and they only played ska music in stores that the employees clearly weren’t enjoying and everything was just ska themed for a while and one day someone eagerly asks you what ska you’re listening to and when you tell them you’re not doing the whole ska thing for the tenth time in a row its like a 50/50 chance that their face suddenly falls deathly serious and they say “are you one of those people who thinks all orphans should be drowned in boiling shit?” or they chuckle and squint at you and say “oh yeah you must be one of those people that listens to pop punk! Its kinda like a weird, different ska I guess! I am going to a ska concert later today if you wanna come along and see how awesome ska is, as enforced by the ephemeral force of enjoying ska instilled in all moral beings!” and this has been going on for so long that all the ska music is just people saying “pick it up” over and over again and plastering everything in checker patterns and theres a whole wave of people who think everyone has forgotten how to really enjoy ska but they actually just want an older version of the artificially enforced ska mania everyone is having and they made a book and several movies called “the man who did not like ska” about a disgusting evil spinach creature that hated everything and ate broken glass every day who learns basic empathy after hearing an upstrummed guitar for the first time.
GEORGE: [ABRUPTLY, AFTER SILENCE] “I mean, I feel like I understand trans people.”
[JERRY STARES AT GEORGE FROM ACROSS THE TABLE IN CONFUSION AND DISBELIEF FOR SEVERAL SECONDS]
JERRY: “You understand trans people?”
GEORGE: “Is that so hard to believe?”
JERRY: “I find it hard to believe you understand yourself.”
GEORGE: “But that’s kind of my point, see. When one life isn’t working out, you can just try to find one that does. You’re doing your best as Danny, things aren’t going great… [GEORGE CLAPS HIS HANDS FOR EMPHASIS]… give it a second go as a Deborah.”
GEORGE: [COMPLETELY IGNORING THIS] “And I get that. I really do. Because things have never worked out for George. George has never been able to stick the landing. But Georgina? [HE CHUCKLES CONFIDENTLY] Georgina’s going places.”
JERRY: “Georgina.”
GEORGE: “It’s a work in progress.”
JERRY: “Ya know, I think that the trans community is facing enough challenges without you being in the mix.”
GEORGE: “What, are you implying they’re too good for me?”
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Personal site of Nick Douglas, TV character Twitterer, co-creator of Jaywalk Cop, and 1/3 of the podcast Let's Get Into It.
