cuirass-femme:

Do you blush behind that helmet when you think of me orrrr… *twirls hair*

girldrivers:

goth-queen:

brawngp2009:

give a woman some guy and she’ll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she’ll be entertained for the rest of her life.

memyselfnilene:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Misogynoir for cavemen

@wakandama2

he broke it down in its simplest form and they still won’t get it ..

tastylemonbread:

thatnoulguyorsomething:

tastylemonbread:

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don’t have me break this thing down for nothing

mkultra-dropout2:

sun wukong… very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

spiralfucker:

This is how 75% of people on this website talk and think

br1ghtestlight:

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn’t come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

headspace-hotel:

brunhiddensmusings:

whatthemythicalwhat:

I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.

if you are only a good cook if you have access to premium ingredients at whole foods or above prices then you arent really a good cook

I think about this post a lot because of the phrase “i’ll cook anyone’s ass under the table.”