Look at this antifa homo larping as a tough guy. Who wants to bet he has past pedo or women beating charges?

Definitely a commie and a diddler

"Every tool we have" except guns...

Until one does use a gun.

And the one that does will end up being so mentally ill that they shouldn't have had one to begin with.

Though to be fair, that's a pretty wide net to cast.

i can’t lie this is the realest shit

That's why I only have 3 vodka drinks in any given night.

I'd like to have a blood free record and not go to prison.

M'amm, you're learning to fix your own damn car.

*Isekai protag voice* Oh, woe is me, I guess I have to buy a slave, even though I strongly oppose slavery, but it's just the culture of this world, so I can't go against it!

Just do the shield hero thing and make it so the slaves WANT to be your slave

There's that one too where he gets sex slaves which is bizarre

am I the only one that thought of sixpenceee when OP was talking about "it's their culture"

Haha you're so funny that was only their uncle who had a live in child to do chores that they paid for.

yeah I remember something about her saying he had a child slave and defending it by saying it was their culture. was one of the big scandals surrounding her. the other one was I believe her trying to play therapist when she's unlicensed.

Among many things

The crimes of sixpenceee are numerous and manifest and continue to the current day

And yet they still have followers

Look, if we get shared XP, I'm buying a lot more than one slave.

They'll just be treated well enough that they don't hate me and most folks don't even realize they are a slave.

You know what I'm referencing, don't act like you don't.

Don't project your proclivities on me. I wouldn't own a slave

Yes you would, they just wouldn't be elven like mine. We both know it

No torix I fucking wouldn't

Just as I wouldn't spend days eating the pussy of the ex I texted hours ago if given the chance. I'm sure.

*Isekai protag voice* Oh, woe is me, I guess I have to buy a slave, even though I strongly oppose slavery, but it's just the culture of this world, so I can't go against it!

Just do the shield hero thing and make it so the slaves WANT to be your slave

There's that one too where he gets sex slaves which is bizarre

am I the only one that thought of sixpenceee when OP was talking about "it's their culture"

Haha you're so funny that was only their uncle who had a live in child to do chores that they paid for.

yeah I remember something about her saying he had a child slave and defending it by saying it was their culture. was one of the big scandals surrounding her. the other one was I believe her trying to play therapist when she's unlicensed.

Among many things

The crimes of sixpenceee are numerous and manifest and continue to the current day

And yet they still have followers

Look, if we get shared XP, I'm buying a lot more than one slave.

They'll just be treated well enough that they don't hate me and most folks don't even realize they are a slave.

You know what I'm referencing, don't act like you don't.

Don't project your proclivities on me. I wouldn't own a slave

Yes you would, they just wouldn't be elven like mine. We both know it

I caved, I bought a switch 2.

You bitch. You could have gotten a steam deck

Who says I won't.

Your soon to be depreciating value asset

I thought you said Gabe Cube, I'm sorry, I will not be buying the steam deck.

Hey look, the Gabe Cube is far superior, but I assumed you wanted portability

I wanted to play Tears of the Kingdom without emulating it.

This sounds like talk coming from an abandoned kitten waiting for death in the tundra rather than fighting for the survival she so desperately deserves.

Listen, I just bought a WII so I could play Twilight princess without the game costing $278, I fight, but I pick my battles.

Switch 2 won.

You picked the losing side of this battle.

Anberic will have this emulated in a couple of years max.

Emulators will win because all of the major consoles are already seeing that PC is king. Nintendo will have their own Satsuma rebellion and will lose the same as the samurai.

I do not want your seppuku, but I will accept your decision and regard it with the honor you deserve.

I will face my fate with my oculus gen 1 strapped to my head.

I caved, I bought a switch 2.

You bitch. You could have gotten a steam deck

Who says I won't.

Your soon to be depreciating value asset

I thought you said Gabe Cube, I'm sorry, I will not be buying the steam deck.

Hey look, the Gabe Cube is far superior, but I assumed you wanted portability

I wanted to play Tears of the Kingdom without emulating it.

This sounds like talk coming from an abandoned kitten waiting for death in the tundra rather than fighting for the survival she so desperately deserves.

Listen, I just bought a WII so I could play Twilight princess without the game costing $278, I fight, but I pick my battles.

Switch 2 won.

You picked the losing side of this battle.

Anberic will have this emulated in a couple of years max.

Emulators will win because all of the major consoles are already seeing that PC is king. Nintendo will have their own Satsuma rebellion and will lose the same as the samurai.

I do not want your seppuku, but I will accept your decision and regard it with the honor you deserve.

Me to my boss when his text shocks my nips:

Me in other conversations

"Joe, I grew up as a diabetic with an alcoholic drug addict of a father and nobody else in this world to care about me. I either learned fast or died. Clearly, I am not dead. Now, take a fat rip off this bong with me and mellow out."

I caved, I bought a switch 2.

You bitch. You could have gotten a steam deck

Who says I won't.

Your soon to be depreciating value asset

I thought you said Gabe Cube, I'm sorry, I will not be buying the steam deck.

Hey look, the Gabe Cube is far superior, but I assumed you wanted portability

I wanted to play Tears of the Kingdom without emulating it.

This sounds like talk coming from an abandoned kitten waiting for death in the tundra rather than fighting for the survival she so desperately deserves.

I caved, I bought a switch 2.

You bitch. You could have gotten a steam deck

Who says I won't.

Your soon to be depreciating value asset

I thought you said Gabe Cube, I'm sorry, I will not be buying the steam deck.

Hey look, the Gabe Cube is far superior, but I assumed you wanted portability

I caved, I bought a switch 2.

You bitch. You could have gotten a steam deck

Who says I won't.

Your soon to be depreciating value asset

Just when you think shit can't get any more insane.

I just want one day when this man isn't doing the most psychotic shit imaginable, just one goddamn day.

I love it

Man's got a point. Those europoors have been leeching off of us for too fucking long.

If they want to weaken themselves before Russia invades them by getting in a losing war with the US. Let em.

We already protect Greenland. Denmark can get fucked.

I caved, I bought a switch 2.

You bitch. You could have gotten a steam deck