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A Pile Of Moss And Their Tortoise

@tortoisesandcrystals

Hello! I am just a pile of moss in a vague human shape who has a tortoise and likes shiny rocks and memes! Moss, they/them, nonbinary

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

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timeywimey-trenchcoat

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

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bamilton

Why?????

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consuelodoodles

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

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thatsthat24

How…dare…

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dojirudolf

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

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fireandshellamari

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

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rogue-cas-whore

This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes 😔

Sighhhhhh guess this is what I’m listening to for the next ten hours

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crc-general-orin

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

THIS IS THE SONG THAT BOOMED FROM A RETRO BOOM BOX HELD ALOFT BY FENNEC WHILE BOBA CLEARED JABBA’S PALACE!!!

I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the nebula background and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.

Your commitment to craftsmanship is appreciated. Years ago I spent way too long on this stupid meme to get the pull lines in the dark green and the fading of the lime color just right.

i am still stupidly proud of this lmao

The last Calvin & Hobbes comic ran 30 years ago today.

endlessly better than those people who tried to say like, the last comic was calvin growing up and no longer seeing hobbes.

It's good and cool to give your characters a single simple, straightforward, non-urgent, super-achievable goal that shouldn't really cost anything or hurt anyone, make that the driving factor for most of their decisions, and then have the Plot do everything in its power to stop them.

Goals include but are not limited to:

  • Wanting to go home
  • Wanting people out of your house who shouldn't be there
  • Trying to find a reliable babysitter
  • Trying to deliver a letter or package
  • Trying to do a favor for someone
  • Wanting to see a specific thing, place, or kind of animal
  • Wanting to collect the money somebody owes you (the lower the debt the better)
  • Trying to win a bet
  • Wanting to punch a specific person in the face

It's okay to 'grieve' things that aren't just death. I've allowed myself to grieve a friendship ending, a situationship, losing something important to me, etc. It's okay to give yourself time to process the loss of something. Grief looks different for everyone, try to find a way that works for you to help make it easier for you.

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