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kpdh text post memes, mira edition
Since Netflix is removing She-Ra February 21st here’s a link to a Google drive with all five seasons <3
Reblogging to spread this absolute blessing to the She-Ra fandom. Thank you, beautiful soul <33
Lover Girl Mira <3
Mira seeing Rumi sat on the couch in a giant hoodie and getting the "oh no not this again" engine running, coming over to check up on Rumi, see how she's doing, feeling any shame recently?
And Rumi just pulls down the neck of the hoodie to reveal Zoey's face, totally asleep and snoring quietly from inside, curled up against her body like some kind of marsupial.
Behold! The printing titty!
New Headcanon: Mira is engaged. It’s not to who you think, though
In my heart, I think it would be so damn funny if one of the final straws fer Mira in regards to her parents was them tryna set her up with the son of an ultra successful chaebol family and the pair were arranged to be married a la conservative arranged marriage bullshit. And then upon joining Huntrix Mira eventually just. Completely forgot she was engaged LMAOOOOO
Now obviously Mira absolutely NOPED outta that shit as soon as possible because ain’t no way she living the rest of her life controlled by other people trying to “settle” her down, but . But like. Technically she and the heir she was engaged to never officially broke their engagement because:
1. Mira’s parents are trying to save face and to back down and break the courtship they worked so hard to secure from the other family- who took a LOT of bride money to convince to give up their son to marry such a terrible mess of a girl, a self-made one who likely can’t even produce heirs at that! the horrors!- would bring so much shame upon them, especially after their daughter’s most scandalous running away to become one of the most famous people in all of Korea
2. Now that she’s an ultra popular global star, the son’s family REFUSES to back down and undo the arrangement and instead falsely brag that their son is engaged to kpop sensation Mira Huntrix with a marriage on the way once she retires from being an idol
With this in mind, imagine all the comedy gold potential from Mira being technically engaged but never explicitly mentioning because she just straight up forgot.
Incredibly funny premise to me if Mira were to do a random lore drop like, “The Chois? As in the diamond mine owning Chois? They’re going to attend our charity event?”
And Zoerumi are a little confused about their dancer’s sudden hostility and Rumi, the ever goodnatured leader, is like, “Yeah, what about them? Something the matter?”
To which Mira would reply with such a long suffering sigh, “Ugh, that means my ‘fiancé’ will probably be there-“
“YOUR W H A T???” shouts Rumi the same time Zoey practically explodes with, “YOU HAVE A FIANCÉ??? SINCE WHEN??”
And just imagine how fucken funny it would be if Mira would level them with an honestly confused look and just, “Oh, you guys didn’t… know?”
Once again, Zoerumi speak in sync as Zoey exclaims, “UH, NO???” the same exact time Rumi, desperately trying go make sense of the whole situation, asks, “Mira, Mira you’re engaged?”
And brrooo, Zoey’s got the biggest wettest puppydog eyes as she loudly laments while twisting the promise ring on her finger, “To a man?? To someone who isn’t us???? Betrayal?? You hate us??”
And Mira has to Lore Dump™️ that she and this dude are only TECHNICALLY engaged since her parents and his never dropped the courtship they arranged between ‘em but Mira couldn’t care less. She doesn’t remotely consider him an actual partner to her in any way but yes, technically speaking, they are still engaged together in the eyes of VERY musty, stupid, conservative capitalists. She only refers to him as her ‘fiancé’ with big ass air quotes because to her it’s just one big stupid joke girly truly could not less of a fuck about.
Like c'mon give me Mira genuinely forgetting to tell Zoerumi about her ‘engagement’ because it’s just another thing from her past she lumped together into the corner of her mind where she dumps all the memories of what kinda bullshit her parents put her through growing up. Give me Mira having to scramble to explain the situation to a deeply confused and lowkey distressed Zoerumi. The comedy gold, your honor!
Also, give me the Choi family trying to brag about their son being engaged to THE Mira Huntrix and publicly dragging her with some, "I hope this marriage finally tames her into a proper woman" utter bullshit and end up getting into mad beef with the Huntrix stans. One particularly passionate Mira bias goes on a war path doxxing the husband's affair with his secretary while simultaneously hacking into the company's database to expose insane tax fraud that's been going on. Huntrix's PR team releases a statement saying they do not condone this behavior some of the fanbase has been doing but you can easily tell it’s very much just a mandatory announcement made to keep Mira in the clear from any lawsuits tied to the database hacking and shit made in her honor. While she can't openly condone her fans' behavior, Mira is absolutely, positively delighted by her fans going buck-fucking-wild and tearing apart the Choi family. She doesn't say she approves, but she very much doesn't tell em to stop either. Zoerumi are also very gleefully enjoying this humbling of the Chois, hell, Zoey probably has several spam accounts dedicated to adding fuel to the fires of slandering them.
Speaking of Zoerumi, imagine them having to be held back during the charity event from confronting the Chois straight up. Rumi is talking about kicking them out, Zoey is proposing more... tactile means of dealing with them, and tonight it's Mira's turn to be the one to carry the trio's singular braincell dedicated to being the voice of reason. She has to pull out the leaning down and softly whispering into Zoerumi's ears, "I don't want you guys to leave my side… please?" move because as much as she wants her gfs to tear into the Chois right now (and god. GOD. She really does. It would be so, so hot) she also wants to prioritize the charity event's success, and that can't really happen if Zoerumi are verbally harassing and/or stabbing some of the potential patrons.
Mira doesn't often pull out her more vulnerable, lowkey begging side like that in public (even if it was very discreetly whispered into just her gfs' ears), but you besttttt believe it was more than enough to keep Zoerumi GLUED to her the entire night. And hey, you know what? It absolutely works for her because now Mira's got her arms wrapped around the shoulders/waists of two of the hottest people in the room in a verryyy intimate way. What better way to humble her shithead fiance than to look like an exceptionally pleased queen flanked by her two incredibly loyal, incredibly protective, incredibly good looking guard dogs?
I love when Huntrix act as each other’s guard dogs and having Zoerumi be so very very verryy clingy to Mira and riding the very thin line between “just supoortive girly gal pals ahaha” and “oh they FUCKING fucking” with the way they hang off/press in/are always so attentive and touching her in some way/just the way they look and smile at her??? It’s got the Chois maddd uncomfortable, especially when they try to convince their son to go talk to his fiancé and bro’s like, “It would be three against one! If she was alone, maybe, but there’s no way I can approach her like this!” Like yesss Polytrix are radiating so much powerful sapphic aura it creates an invisible barrier between Mira and her ‘fiancé’. Just! The imagery of Mira smiling so confidently like the pleased queen, nah, empress she is with her guard dogs Zoerumi flanking her as the three move around the venue they had rented out and strike up polite conversation with potential donors as one unbreakable unit? All while her ‘fiance’ and his family are fuming in the background but overall way too cowardly to approach the trio? Delectable, utterly addictive really, give me ten more shots of this.
(Zoey's Family reunion in Louisiana)
Mira: so you're telling me that most of your family in the states have no fucking clue who we are?
Zoey: yep.
Rumi: B-but we've done tours in the US? In Canada? In Central and South America? We've won the international music awards multiple times in a row?!
Zoey: Yeah most of my family doesn't listen to Kpop. They just know I'm in a band and that you're my bandmates and now girlfriends. Since they've never heard of us they also have no idea how well off we are.
Mira: is that why your grandma handed me forty dollars?
Zoey: yeah..... I'll show you where to put it. I always had to sneak it back in her wallet after she went to sleep because she won't let you give it back.
Rumi: H-how do they not know us?!(existential crisis bc she grew up in the industry and her family legacy)
Zoey: Do you know who Dolly Parton is?
Rumi: Who?
Zoey: okay how about Rauw Alejandro?
Rumi: No?
Zoey: There ya go.
Rumi: (spiralling then looks at Mira who's chill) How are you not freaking out?!
Mira: I went to boarding school in Paris? I convinced half the class I was the adoptive daughter to Belgian diplomats and the other half that I was secretly the daughter of Kim Jong un. (shurgs)
Zoerumi: (stare with deep concern)
Mira: What? I was 12 and bored. Besides I was expelled by the end of the school year.
Rumi: Because of the lying?
Mira: insider trading.
Zoey: what?
Mira: Nah, it was for fighting.
Zoerumi: *exasperation*
Trying to get in the habit of writing at least 200 words a day and decided to explore the notion of Zoey being found before Mira for Hunters/Idol training for one of my AUs. The idea being that Zoey begins that training when she's freshly 15 or 15 and a half at the latest, so she has at least a year of American high school (and all the fun that that entails) under her belt before moving to Korea. And while I was thinking about timelines for Mira showing up (a year at the earliest) I got distracted when I realized
Zoey being found first would mean Zoey living in a house with Rumi and Celine without Mira there to act as a buffer.
Which would mean Zoey would be living in a house with Rumi and Celine, and no Mira there to act as a buffer, while Zoey's emotional and hormonal state can only be described as a 'ticking time bomb of horniness'.
She is so (metaphorically speaking) fucked.
Still thinking about this and the actual mental processing Zoey goes through when it starts to set in that this is her life now. Because the thing that throws her the most isn't 'demons are real' or 'the safety of the world literally depends on the success of your K-Pop career, no pressure'.
(Which, pressure. So much pressure actually.)
That stuff is fine. It's whatever. She grew up loving fantasy and anime and stories about the existence of other worlds. Hell, she was bullied mercilessly from sixth grade on because she still believed in Magical Girls and fairy tales. Finding out this stuff is real is validating in a way that Zoey can't even begin to describe (in your fucking face, Chelsea from fifth grade).
No, the part Zoey's cannot wrap her brain around is that Celine is part of all of this.
Celine.
Kang Celine.
Kang 'Former-Leader-of-the-Sunlight-Sisters' Celine.
Is this a joke?
Is Zoey dreaming?
Did Zoey eat shit while skateboarding and isekai'd herself into the most elaborate SLS fanfiction to ever exist?
This cannot be Zoey's real, actual life because that is Kang! Fucking! Celine!
Her face has hung on the walls of Zoey's house for longer than Zoey's been alive because Zoey's mom has been a Sunbeam since the SLS debuted in the 90's and she brought that stuff with her when she came to the States for university.
Those posters were the focus of Zoey's first Same-Sex Celebrity Crush, because one day young teen Zoey started Feeling Funny about a girl in her class and what better way to figure out what that might mean than by picking one of the faces Zoey's seen on the wall her entire life.
And, look, it couldn't be Thirdlight because Thirdlight looked similar enough to Zoey's mom that it was a hard no. And Mi-yeong would have been Zoey's first choice because Mi-yeong was Zoey's bias but she also died, like, tragically young, so picking her to be the focus of Zoey's journey of self-discovery had felt disrespectful.
So it had to be Celine (like that's a hardship. She was pretty and the leader, and leaders are hot) that Zoey fixated on as she tried recreate those Funny Feelings in a Safe Environment.
(Her bedroom. It was her bedroom with the door locked. Yes, she recreated the Funny Feelings. She also discovered a Whole Lot More.)
But it was just a silly celebrity crush! The entire point of a celebrity crush is that there is zero chance you will ever, ever meet them in real life, so you can let your brain imagine all kinds of weird shit with them whenever your brain decides to become a sloppy bowl of hormone soup.
Zoey's always had an overactive imagination. She thought of so much weird shit.
But it was fine, because it wasn't real! It was pretend! She was never, ever going to meet Kang Celine from the Sunlight Sisters, so what did it matter?
Except, apparently, it matters a lot because Kang Celine is the last Hunter from the previous generation. So Kang Celine is going to be Zoey's mentor for this Magical Girl journey Zoey now finds herself on. Not only that, but because the timeline for training is so tight, Zoey be living with Celine and her ward on a private compound in one of the more remote areas of the country.
This is fine (it is not)
She's got this (she does not!)
She is going to be totally normal (Please, god, open the Earth to swallow her now)
Zoey keeps telling that to herself as she walks up the path the Celine's property and rings the bell. And the door opens to reveal a smiling Rumi in her charmingly disheveled private school uniform, and Zoey brain starts crashing for new reasons because oh
oh no
i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions






