Since a lot of you seem to have trouble finding my pronouns
RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH
In the depths of the internet, cisgender men compete to take estrogen over the course of three years to see who can achieve the biggest breasts. Seeing an opportunity for easy access to hormones, a trans woman chooses to defy the rules and participate while pretending to be a man.
Unbeknownst to her, the roommate who told her about the competition is doing the exact same thing.
A stick figure just wants everyone to stop bothering them about their choice to use their bodily autonomy to medically saturate to green. Unfortunately, nobody can mind their own business.
Please do not ask me to support any new fundraisers, as I am already struggling to keep up with the ones I’m supporting as-is.
Jan 19
“Just fucking transition already” in all its forms is necessary counterculture to the endless fucking eggslop that litters the trans internet. “When you wish you were a—” No. You are one. Transition about it. Quit romanticising the closet.
Every time I try to use tiktok it seems that the site’s algorithm responds to my hair-trigger blocking of political takes I don’t have patience for by… showing me more of them?
So it’s just whack-a-mole for shit takes on trans issues?
Not an app I care for.
Algorithm’s showing me
Painfully heterosexual takes on dating, by cis women
An absolute deluge of detransition ideation content by trans men??
“Omg look at my glowup” transition timelines by trans women
Trans discourse I was bored of in 2023
Funny stuff? Nowhere to be found.
I shouldn’t have to spend hours or days training an app like it’s a pigeon in a skinner box to show me stuff that doesn’t suck, i should just be able to find it on my own, like in a normal platform
I would like a search function that actually fucking works, and a way to block insecure boys reheating decade-old Kalvin Garrah nonsense, which is also showing up now.
I now know where the least literate tumblr users are getting the ideas they project onto my transfeminism posts from.
Every time I try to use tiktok it seems that the site’s algorithm responds to my hair-trigger blocking of political takes I don’t have patience for by… showing me more of them?
So it’s just whack-a-mole for shit takes on trans issues?
Not an app I care for.
Algorithm’s showing me
Painfully heterosexual takes on dating, by cis women
An absolute deluge of detransition ideation content by trans men??
“Omg look at my glowup” transition timelines by trans women
Trans discourse I was bored of in 2023
Funny stuff? Nowhere to be found.
I shouldn’t have to spend hours or days training an app like it’s a pigeon in a skinner box to show me stuff that doesn’t suck, i should just be able to find it on my own, like in a normal platform
I would like a search function that actually fucking works, and a way to block insecure boys reheating decade-old Kalvin Garrah nonsense, which is also showing up now.
Every time I try to use tiktok it seems that the site’s algorithm responds to my hair-trigger blocking of political takes I don’t have patience for by… showing me more of them?
So it’s just whack-a-mole for shit takes on trans issues?
Not an app I care for.
Algorithm’s showing me
Painfully heterosexual takes on dating, by cis women
An absolute deluge of detransition ideation content by trans men??
“Omg look at my glowup” transition timelines by trans women
Trans discourse I was bored of in 2023
Funny stuff? Nowhere to be found.
Every time I try to use tiktok it seems that the site’s algorithm responds to my hair-trigger blocking of political takes I don’t have patience for by… showing me more of them?
So it’s just whack-a-mole for shit takes on trans issues?
I’m just such a sucker for when the good happy ending for a story is in sight and within reach but then the characters suddenly fumble everything and their worlds and their love and their chance of happiness and fulfillment just crumbles away to dust and everything is terrible and horrible. I love to imagine the happy ending and then get stabbed repeatedly through the heart with something jagged. I love love but i love love love tragedy. and i love when the love story gets cucked by the tragedy
Anonymous asked:
Are you able to enjoy works made by conservatives?
Anon, whatever frog-boiling maneuver you’re trying by asking “can conservatives make good art” and then this, it’s not making a coherent rhetorical point.
If the make-a-wish child whose only wish is to get to say a racial slur made a nice painting of a sunset I’d be like “nice sunset, weirdo. Too bad about your politics.”
Posting nuance on tumblr will have you go “sometimes A is partially true while B is also partially true” and get people arguing
ok but sometimes A is also partially true
ok but sometimes B is also partially true
as if both of those are disagreeing with the statement they’re responding to
Talk to the genie, have the monkey paw-
A malicious genie responding to the exact phrasing of the post would be an improvement. Users on this website just squint at the words and use some of them to make up a post to get mad at.
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is a fucking masterpiece. I hate how well it is written, how well it talks with a fucktone of nuances about callouts, intricate and fucked up relationships, the harm that lack of confidence can cause, all of this while reminding me so much of how 4chan users can write
It’s too good and too realistic, too precise in how transfem relationship can exist. I’m in love with this book and sometimes it haunts me
