*shows my wife an image of beautiful ssbbw Vanilla from Sonic*

my wife: 🥺🥺🥺 big...

me: wrong that's vanilla

just a fun thing that friends can do together, when theyre hangin out

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

If simipour has no fans I am dead 🩵

Simipour Detected!

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

ナースちゃん

okay everyone. what did we learn.

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

let's embrace this sort of awesomeness✌️

i need a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong halberd

Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before the departure to Arrakis,

i saw this sign in a bookstore and it made me laugh so hard :’)

"Love your neighbors more than your government"

Sticker spotted in Savannah, Georgia

moon from a magma i liked