You're a Bottled Star

swamplevel:

listen to me. hot bath. cold drink. protein heavy meal. never kill yourself ok?

dillusion-art:

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[…] When I saw her face I decided I wanted to live.
I decided to live forever just in case she ever woke up.

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(come on barbie let’s go party)

ig: d.ill.usion

prismatic-bell:

spiraledfaun:

some of you are painfully unaware that part of the whole reason many kinksters are like “what happens in my or someone else’s bedroom is no one else’s business”

is because people have been arrested and put in fucking PRISON just for having gay sex in the privacy of their own homes. in the United States. this millennia.

if you think i’m joking, look up Lawrence v. Texas (2003). 14 out of the 50 US States STILL had laws on the books criminalizing sodomy–and yes, you could be imprisoned for multiple years and sometimes even life for repeat offenses.

in the years directly leading up to the landmark case, enforcement even in those 14 states varied, but it was absolutely weaponized against queer people, especially when stacked on top of other offenses to make up a longer sentence.

um so anyway, what happens between two or more consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes is none of my OR YOUR business, and i’m not fucking kidding!

Important additional context:

“Sodomy” does not, in a legal context, mean “anal sex.”

It means “any sexual act the court has decided is deviant.”

BDSM? Sodomy.

Crossdressing for sexual pleasure? Sodomy.

Jacking off to nude photos or video your consenting adult lover sent you of themselves? Sodomy.

Het oral sex? SODOMY!!!

If you’re starting to think “but how could anyone prove that happened without breaking down the door?”

Ha. Haha. Ahaha.

First, I’ll give you one guess how they did prove it.

Two, these were often scapegoat charges–basically they couldn’t actually nail you on anything because you hadn’t done anything actually illegal, only things they didn’t like, and they relied on public disgust against your “degenerate character” (yeah there’s a very big reason we keep saying not to use that word and it’s not to be killjoys) to make sure you knew your place.

Which means that in practice:

Went to a socialist meeting? Sodomy.

Male kindergarten teacher? Sodomy.

Mixing races? Sodomy.

Not Christian (or the right kind of Christian)? Sodomy.

Kink is only the beginning. They’ll come after the kinksters because they’re low-hanging fruit, and you’ll gleefully help them dig a hole, laughing all the way and never consider that it’s way too big for the number of bodies you need to bury.

meat4meat:

“I just can’t keep track of the characters in Gideon The Ninth” They are both numbered and color coded.

bowsersex:

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don’t even care. They act like it’s normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he’ll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. “Oh you don’t wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?” And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that’s a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he’s not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

spidersinmysoup:

“You snooze you lose” anti nap propaganda, changing it to “you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee”

aropride:

once u have a pet for a while u run out of normal sentences to say to them and u have to make up more sentences on the spot. Currently telling my dog about his upcoming position as an accountant. they’re hiring him because he’s soooo little. so he has to be an accountant.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

MACGUFFIN WORLD By Max Lavergne  We touched down on Macguffin World, where  every key unlocked another key, and every symbol  was referent to another symbol, and each piece of map was missing a piece of map, including the pieces that themselves fit into larger pieces, which was all of them - and the atmospheric conditions were controlled by the alignment of a talisman  and the native fauna responded to the sounding of a mythic horn and the shapes on the sand were formed by the movement of the tides, which were shaped by the phases of the moon, which waxed and waned and superwaxed, from time to time, and also its corresponding inverse in accordance with the secret meanings of the shapes on the sand and the acidity of the water increased or decreased in relation to the will of  seven angelic birds inside of seven crystal orbs in seven ancient temples and every piece of detritus was the antagonist in the  hero's journey of another piece of detritus and in landing on the planet we had set in chain a cascade of events that had been prophesied millennia hence - although no one noticed, because everything else that happened had also been prophesied millennia hence, and our landing on  the planet had been just one small link in something else's cascade of events, and was neither noteworthy nor interesting to anything else on Macguffin World - not until we made a principled decision to leave Macguffin World forever in the spaceship we owned and were allowed to do with anything we wanted - and found ourselves pursued by all the odd pieces, the other halves, the broken corners, the  crystals of no consequence, the lesser tomes, the  junk gloves, the empty boxes, the watery potions, the common swords, the dull stars, the worthless rings, the harmless A-bombs, the ashes of an unrelated corpse and empty briefcases and irrelevant blueprints and napkins with no great insight jotted down on them and symbols to which the appropriate meaning was confusing or long-forgotten, each seeking the element which would make them the most important part of an elaborate plan that would solve everything and save the universe. But we escaped too fast. Who knows what might have happened if they had caught us. We might have fit in with them, or they in with us, or the distinction may have been meaningless - but in any case they didn't, and everything remained the same.ALT

macguffin world. on INFINITE GOSSIP

rivetgoth:

rivetgoth:

Where’s the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote Bring me the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote

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1 week post 9/11

iguessthatcuntgettingeaten:

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Throwback to the funniest message I’ve received in my life

inphront:

argumate:

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

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evergreen post

toaster-os:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

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shamebats:

shamebats:

If you see the quote “I refuse to share my body with a man who wouldn’t defend it politically” or any variation of it floating around the internet — it was Kat Blaque who originally said it and she would really appreciate it if people gave her proper credit for it but it’s gone viral on a lot of different platforms and most of the people sharing it don’t know it’s from her or choose not to credit her on purpose.

Like I just know terfs are going to be parroting it pretending it wasn’t said by a black trans woman about herself & her life.

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