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why did martha stewart pwn this cow 4 years ago
prison does things to a person
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I have just come into possession of the codes to detonate the chip inside of every dog
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Emphasizing that he was only going to tell them this one more time, White House plumber Terry Robertson reminded staff Monday that only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste could be placed down the Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal. “Please, people, I’m begging you—we don’t want to clog the Donald J. Trump Commemorative Sewer Line,” said Robertson, who urged White House personnel to put all Donald J. Trump Commemorative Coffee Grounds, Donald J. Trump Commemorative Potato Peels, and Donald J. Trump Commemorative Cooking Oil into the Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Receptacle, where it belonged.
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Bungie should be so thankful that Arc Raiders exists. I went from not giving two shits about Marathon to it being one of my most hyped games of the year after I learned that extraction shooters can, in fact, be fun lol
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Not that you don’t see some people talking about this but you’d think it would be a proper live cause by now.
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tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.
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I hope everyone involved with TV production takes the
wronglesson from heated rivalry and puts explicit gay sex scenes into every showall TV must become gay porn until the fascism ceases
As a pope, I’m officially making this canon law
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