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They call me Sarah because that’s my name. Read the bio up there ^. I am what one might deign to call a “writer” and if you’ve been following me for a while and this is the first time you’re hearing of it. Don’t worry about it! Mutuals can message me for other socials and/or my discord, or also just for whatever I guess; I’m not terribly talkative for reasons that if you know you know but I will reply Eventually.

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The words "Death to America" in the format of the zone name popup from Bloodborne.ALT

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swamplevel:

let’s all log on and be cruel to miquella the kind

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Tags: elden ring

yuriartillery:

particularly-stupid-angel:

yuriartillery:

Won’t you help me improve my dragon crucible? I need just 50000 crowns of gold to start my dragon nuclear fire crucible.Earn passive income with dragon crucible

So to be clear. By “dragon crucible”, you mean “Crucible made by dragons” and not “crucible used to smelt dragons”.

Right.

If you wanted you could smelt lesser dragons in my dragon crucible. Lots of uses for my dragon crucible. Still seeking investors for dragon crucible

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increasing tempted to simply block anyone who puts homestuck on my dash. not for any particular reason I just think it’s god-fucking-awful and find it really annoying.

jothb:

yokowan:

with the US mars sample return mission officially cancelled and the samples sitting on the surface of the planet doing absoltely nothing, china has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-nasa-mission-to-bring-samples-from-mars-back-to-earth-has-been-canceled

I’m genuinely devastated

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targetedknowledge:

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threedollarsdotcom:

and this note from the substitute teacher that says all of you deserve 50 years in time prison, is that true

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christianstepmoms:

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lovelymimic:

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

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the truly fucked thing is that I think I kinda’ve enjoy troubleshooting computer bullshit now. I’ve gone so far that I’ve completely lost it.