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@transparentgardenerwolf

queer, elder emo, professional dog person, photographer.

Forever thinking about how this was their first kiss after watching Scott Hunter kissing his boyfriend on the ice in front of the world. About how they are in broad daylight. About them being at the cottage together after Ilya told Shane that "you know we can't do that, Hollander" - but they can. This is how they kiss after everything that happened in Tampa Bay and at the hospital. This is how they kiss knowing there is no going back to pretending they're just fuckbuddies. This is how they kiss knowing they have two weeks alone together and they get to relax and talk and be silly and sleep next to each other and cuddle after sex and finally, finally, it's not just a few hours in between games and events and flights.

i had some time to process it now and i'm still mad they gave hen the speech and not buck bc what do you mean no one asked how you're doing you were literally complaining about buck worrying so much and avoiding him in fact they were all avoiding him and while there are scenes of all the characters talking to each other about bobby in some way it's never with buck except for when he was arguing with eddie, the only person he talks to about his own grief is maddie and it's only like a ten seconds scene, he's literally the one we see having flashbacks of them all together and then sitting alone and "but he was my friend" yeah, just like for the others but he was like bucks dad also the fact that she uses it to justify not telling anyone doesn't even make sense like she just said she didn't tell them to protect them then she says it's bc they didn't ask but why would anyone even ask like no one would just assume that you have a mysterious illness that you just admitted to actively hiding, if you want them to worry you have to tell them???

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

My mom went through something similar. She needed a knee replacement and her doctor wouldn’t okay it until she lost weight, which was difficult given the whole knee problem preventing her from walking thing. He told her she was too dangerous to operate on and that there were just too many risks.

My mom tried to lose weight in vain for months before she finally gave into my begging her to get a second opinion. The first doctor she saw next scheduled her for surgery the same day she met him. When my mom asked about the risk of operating on her he told her that there was some minor risks for complication and that all she would need to do to alleviate the risk was spend an extra night in the hospital so that they could keep a look out for any complications.

There were zero. There were also zero complications when she had her other knee done, her hip replaced and her gallbladder removed.

Almost like the first doctor was entirely full of shit and just trying to coerce his patient to lose weight by scaring her for fucking nothing, even when she was living day to day in excruciating pain and desperately needed a surgery.

loving the little game ilya plays where he provokes shane into being vulnerable and then it backfires on him

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

shane: since our rookie season

ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane

80% of unrivaled has to be ilya being incredibly uncool at all the casual intimacy he gets to have with shane now. they go to a bar with the team and shane puts his hand on ilya’s knee midsentence and ilya chokes on the rest of it. at the grocery store and ilya is holding up an avocado to see if it’s ripe enough and shane walks up behind him and puts a hand on his hip and ilya drops it. yes they’re having freak sex but now it’s because shane was on the phone with the dog groomer and they’re asking about appointment times and shane says “hold on let me ask my husband—“ and now he’s face down ass up in the middle of the kitchen and ilya is like say that again say that again say that again say that again

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

'But not like I love you. That's the worst fucking part of all this is... that all I want is you. It's always you. I'm so in love with you and I don't know what to do about it. '

Pencil and white ink.

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