my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this
Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages
i also was killed and came back to life three days later but i didnt want to make a big deal out of it. because im humble
Round #3 — Match 20 of 26
Mythal
“mythal is peak dragon age to me because she’s worshipped as this protective, loving figure and then the deeper you dig the uglier it gets - betrayal, murder, vengeance. and the flemeth connection makes it even better, because suddenly this myth isn’t distant at all; it’s been walking around your story the whole time, nudging things, making deals, keeping something ancient alive through sheer refusal to die quietly. plus, any lore thread that leads you to a temple full of ancient elves who are still loyal and still grieving is automatically going to have me in a chokehold.”
vs. Sten
“i love sten because his vibe is “i have done something unforgivable and i will carry it” and then two hours later he’s stealing cookies from a child “for his own good”.”
i love how varric projects this suave laidback persona but the second hes two degrees out of his comfort zone, he complains about it the whole time
varric: im so cool and calm. nothing rattles me.
hawke: hey varric lets go do something outside of the city :-)
varric: So you want me to Die, is that it? fuck you
He is so unfazed by this point. The wind? Sure, let's take a look.
Same energy as:
I love them
