tamamita:

stealingpotatoes:

stealingpotatoes:

im crying i accidentally zoomed out while taking a picture of him drinking my water and hes literally spiderverse kingpin

billiecauter:

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

ranuel:

jellogram:

Whoever made you think you’d get teased for not drinking alcohol at parties was lying. You’re their new supreme. You can go pick up more snacks. You can take care of the fallen. You can talk to the cops. If you have a car, you can drive people home.

In movies they always portray the sober person as a nerd but it’s more like being a priest. Your lack of engagement in the carnal realities of the party make you holy and powerful. You are a vital pillar of the community. A rock in a raging storm. Now go answer the door for the pizza man.

Also, you get to remember all the dumb crap your friends do and tell them about it the next day.

mismaxx:

What is the meaning of international law at this point when some countries are allowed complete impunity to do whatever they want without consequences

apolladay:

Do you have any wedding plans for yourself? (If you wanna share with the class, go ahead)

Yes! I’ve got the Pinterest board(s), the scrapbook, everything!

Yes! Destination Wedding, baby!

Yes, my plan is KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid)

Yes! I’ve got some ideas of what I want, but I’ve still gotta flesh it out

I’m gonna get married in Vegas/at a courthouse/somewhere similar

I mean, yeah I guess/I have a barely there interest in getting married

Not really

No way/no interest in getting married

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, wouldn’t do it again

I’m already married, or already have been married!

Multiple of these

Nuance/results

thermywho:

batsandboba:

there should be warnings for when new media is about to take over your dashboard. Whiteguy Enemies To Lovers Sports Yaoi released this week, prepare for gif invasion. hockey mutuals are particularly susceptible, blacklist if needed. New Video Game! there will be fanart of a strange bat creature. do not fear him. Phannie Renaissance expected to continue strong in the coming week. and so on

No, I don’t need a warning. I need to be able to watch it like the morning weather report.

veryberryskye:

the-stew-goblin:

veryberryskye:

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

beastliness:

beastliness:

my beloved husband, who is trying to encourage me to wrap up my current task so that we can go for a walk before the sun sets completely, just hissed at me from across the room, “CREATURE… the darkness comes…”

@stjohnstarling people in the notes of this post want you badly

the-togepi-man:

antifainternational:

ALT

get fucked this is amazing

tidesreach:

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don’t expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

howdidthisevenhappenanyway:

netherworldpost:

olderthannetfic:

olderthannetfic:

snugglebunchesofeyes:

trist-pkmngal:

thebyrchentwigges:

missmollyetc:

cumaeansibyl:

thelaughingman1:

delicatelytoobear:

hobbit-hole:

femmefaramir:

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

of course it tested well with kids, kids are also against butt prisons

deathgasmic:

half avoidant on my father’s side

future-crab:

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

ALT

Absolutely iconic.

castielsprostate:

“don’t assign human morality to non human things” is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten