Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it

You guys call anything Catholic just because it's christian and vibesy. "oh he's southern and makes me feel bad about myself" girl that's a baptist

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

jane running away from thornfield and leaving mr. rochester / sam leaving john, dean and hunting for stanford.

something beautiful about how stranger things finale aired not three days ago and the number one trending tag is supernatural. you should all remember who runs this shitshow.

Has anyone else already used this trope with them?

1x20 // 4x21

really funny that people think dean experiences more homophobia than sam considering dean is usually the one calling sam a gayboy faggot loser but even funnier is the idea that anyone who disagrees is a bot

hey did u know that ur gay ships don't have to get married and have 2.5 kids. thats like fully allowed.