I’m just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I’m just messing around with you,
When I was a kid I read a ton of books that were definitely not appropriate for my age. One of two things would happen:
- I was too inexperienced to understand what I was reading, and it had no effect on me.
- I understood what I was reading, and I leveled up.
The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter
Father just asked me, in response to me picking up our dog; “do you think, if aliens made humans their pets, do you think we’d enjoy being picked up by them” and I had to pretend like I haven’t been on the internet as much as I have
365 poster-a-day challenge: day 10
looks like a book cover. who recalls reading this in school?
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red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250:
two women. and they kiss. think about it
