how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

Kind of think I should just let this 1-star google review stand. I think this might end up drawing more of the customers I actually want.

Kind of think I should just let this 1-star google review stand. I think this might end up drawing more of the customers I actually want.

merry christmas

Trouts will be like, “Is anyone else gonna lay their entire body weight on you and sink their claws into your boobs?” and not wait for an answer

Honestly if I knew it was my last day in the time loop I think I’d get kinda sad and nostalgic about it

Good ol Dr. Murderbird

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