Chris|Thirty-One|STL|He/Him Pronouns|Married 4/26/25 🥰|Gay 🏳️🌈|ISFJ|Atheist|Libra|Sleeping|Professional Photobomber|Plant Daddy|Netflix Junkie|That estranged cousin you always hear about but never see at family gatherings|Drink Drank Drunk|Filthy Liberal|Probably crying|Bar(pre)tender|
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
Apartment hunting is exhausting bc you walk into a bare room and immediately see all the dinner parties you’re going to hold. You tell the man you want to give him money but he’s like idk if I want that.
Pushing 30 means bragging to the nice old man about your credit score and *ample* savings account.
